[Chastity Goodbody]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

Thank you i have converted to the one true religion of the lord jesus christ.But can i still keep my turban?

Hallelujah! Truly the Lord's mercy knows no limits.

As for the turban, I don't think the Lord would appreciate your coming into His presence with a rag over your head, but I recommend asking your Pastor as soon as you join a congregation.

I would recommend Landover Baptist Church, but realistically speaking, that's probably something you'll need to work up to. However, a good Baptist church, even a lesser church than Landover (which is all of them, by the way), will provide towels when you use the baptismal pool, so I imagine you wouldn't need to bring your turban along.

Congratulations on accepting the Lord and being saved from a Hell full of filthy Arabs looking for virgins in all the wrong places.

Praise the Lord!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

Thank you i have converted to the one true religion of the lord jesus christ.But can i still keep my turban?

Why do you want to wear a diaper on your head?

[TyroneJones]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

Honestly, I have never seen a colored man water his lawn. I've never even SEEN grass on a negro lawn. Historically the only positive impact you've made on agriculture is when you were gainfully employed in the cotton industry.

I guess Isaiah 61:11 means nothing to shines.



YiC,

Zech

You, obviously, have never been to Moore. Also I have never been employed on a cotton plantation seeing as slavery ended in the 1800s unless your deluded minds have erased the memory of slavery's abolishment. If that is the case then I feel sorry for you. - Yours in Satan, Tyrone (The Bearer of the Large Male Reproductive Organ and Impregnator of Many Women)

[Godfly]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

You need Allah in your heart or else he will kill you!!!!!!!!!!

Why would anyone convert to islame when there is absolutely no evidence that it is a real religion?

[Allahsendsmeohell]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

Sonny, "Allah" couldn't kill half-dead mayfly, because there's no such thing as "Allah."

"Allah" is just a fairy tale cooked up by a bunch of unwashed Arabs who spent too much time sitting around the hookah. The hashish makes them crazy, which is why they're always running around killing each other and blowing themselves up.

Don't worry about some drug-fueled hallucination killing me. Worry about the REAL Lord sending you for an eternal dip in the Lake of Fire because you worship a false god. Exodus 20:3 Jeremiah 14:14-16

You can say "Allah!", but I say "Hallelujah!", because I'm not going to Hell! 1 Corinthians 8:6 Ephesians 2:8

Thank you i have converted to the one true religion of the lord jesus christ.But can i still keep my turban?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

Yes it is. We have an extra sense centered in the glands of my *** homersexural negro erotica removed *** where, in fact, it detects racism. Now if you'll excuse me. I am tired of all your racist bigotry and shall resume eating my fried watermelon and chicken whilst watering my lawn.

Honestly, I have never seen a colored man water his lawn. I've never even SEEN grass on a negro lawn. Historically the only positive impact you've made on agriculture is when you were gainfully employed in the cotton industry.

I guess Isaiah 61:11 means nothing to shines.



YiC,

Zech

[Chastity Goodbody]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

You need Allah in your heart or else he will kill you!!!!!!!!!!

Sonny, "Allah" couldn't kill half-dead mayfly, because there's no such thing as "Allah."

"Allah" is just a fairy tale cooked up by a bunch of unwashed Arabs who spent too much time sitting around the hookah. The hashish makes them crazy, which is why they're always running around killing each other and blowing themselves up.

Don't worry about some drug-fueled hallucination killing me. Worry about the REAL Lord sending you for an eternal dip in the Lake of Fire because you worship a false god. Exodus 20:3 Jeremiah 14:14-16

You can say "Allah!", but I say "Hallelujah!", because I'm not going to Hell! 1 Corinthians 8:6 Ephesians 2:8

[TyroneJones]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

Yes it is. We have an extra sense centered in the glands of my *** homersexural negro erotica removed *** where, in fact, it detects racism. Now if you'll excuse me. I am tired of all your racist bigotry and shall resume eating my fried watermelon and chicken whilst watering my lawn.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

You're a faggot who is woefully racist towards the black kind!

Friend, I am deeply offended you think Inferring any True Christian(tm) is a Racist.


Is that typical of you people?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

You need Allah in your heart or else he will kill you!!!!!!!!!!

I bet you are left handed too.

[Allahsendsmeohell]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

Now why on earth would a boy as bright as Tyrone want to get mixed up with a bunch of people who worship a self-documented epileptic pedophile?

He'd be better off smoking "crack" with the "gangstas", and so would you!

You need Allah in your heart or else he will kill you!!!!!!!!!!

[Chastity Goodbody]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

Tyrone convert to Islam now!!

Now why on earth would a boy as bright as Tyrone want to get mixed up with a bunch of people who worship a self-documented epileptic pedophile?

He'd be better off smoking "crack" with the "gangstas", and so would you!

[TyroneJones]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

I inject the crack into my thighs because it enlarges my *** negro erotica removed *** ! Also I snort the marijuanas because of the fact that, like glue, it keeps me from being hungry! I also seep heroin from my *** negro erotica removed ***!

[Allahsendsmeohell]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

Tyrone convert to Islam now!!

[Chastity Goodbody]

Re: Do not pray for the people of Oklahoma!

Why did you remove my use of the word '***racist word removed***'? I would believe that me being of Negro decent would grant me the right to use that word. It is used very much in the area where I live. I believe you people would call it the 'ghettoes'

The Lord loves Negroes, and Landover Baptist is a God-fearing church as far from a "ghetto" as you can get (the farther, the better).

Being a Negro doesn't make you special or give you cause to use foul language like "gangstas", whose wickedness offends the Lord and leads them to kill each other like the disgusting mongrels they are.

If you don't want to be "busted", or "capped", or "flat-blasted", or "married in prison", and would rather get off welfare and be hired by decent, God-fearing white folks, then read the Scriptures (or have them read to you), learn to speak the Lord's English, renounce cursing and stay off the "crack".