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  • Dr. Laura says we should be nice to "MILF" whores having sex out of wedlock!

    I'm normally a big fan of Dr. Laura Schlesinger, so when I got the following e-mail from her...

    Dear Faith Machine,

    Kim's neighbor and his son have a revolving door of bimbos who visit for sleepovers. How should she and her family respond when the latest flavor of the month tries to strike up a conversation? Find out what Dr. Laura advised in this week's video, Responding to the Flavor-of-the-Month Bimbo.
    ...I naturally got excited about the prospect of another one of the good doctor's Old Testament style beat-downs!

    I'm sure you can imagine my shock when I watched the video and found Dr. Laura advising Kim to be nothing but polite when the whore next door tried to make conversation:



    I'm sorry, but are we on Mars or something?

    If I had children, and that sort of thing was going on right next door to me, I would tell my children to lay in wait for that harlot to come staggering out the neighbor's door after her next "lovemaking" session, and then we would lay hold of her, lift her skirt up to expose her naked flesh, and smear dung on her!

    That is one of many appropriate Biblical responses to harlotry, after all:

    Nahum 3:5-6

    5 Behold, I am against thee, saith the Lord of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame.

    6 And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make thee vile, and will set thee as a gazingstock.
    Nahum 3:6

    6 And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make thee vile, and will set thee as a gazingstock.
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    Re: Dr. Laura says we should be nice to "MILF" whores having sex out of wedlock!

    I have always held a strict moral code.

    The last thing I want is for God to misunderstand what I am doing or who I am associating with. So I treat every female as if she is a whore. There is no way for me to know if she is not and it is a safe bet to go with all women are whores. They probably are anyway.

    Pascals Wager. I make all choices using it.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      Re: Dr. Laura says we should be nice to "MILF" whores having sex out of wedlock!

      Disgusting... I pray for the little one who is being exposed to this on a regular basis! Women like that is why our country is in such horrible decline. I hate to be rude but she is most likely a athiest as well and has regular abortions from failing condoms... I will pray for her to repent as I have.

      The young boy needs to look to his father for direction. This is a goo opurtunity to teach him about harlots. Perhasps a family iscussion about what Satan will do to her in hell...

      Also I truly hope she is NOT a MILF that stands for "Mother i'd like to...F***" If she is that means her poor children are being exposed to this.

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      • #4
        Re: Dr. Laura says we should be nice to "MILF" whores having sex out of wedlock!

        Originally posted by Alialena View Post
        This is a goo opurtunity
        Ewwwww!!!!
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        • #5
          Re: Dr. Laura says we should be nice to "MILF" whores having sex out of wedlock!

          I meant good I was in a hurry and did not hit spell check and as I am unsaved I can not edit my own posts this is a GOOD opportunity!

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            Re: Dr. Laura says we should be nice to "MILF" whores having sex out of wedlock!

            Originally posted by Alialena View Post
            I meant good I was in a hurry and did not hit spell check and as I am unsaved I can not edit my own posts this is a GOOD opportunity!
            ;-) You seem like a nice girl, it is good to meet you. I am glad you are seeking God in your life and want to belong to Him. Read Matthew 7:7 and be encouraged!
            Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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            • #7
              Re: Dr. Laura says we should be nice to "MILF" whores having sex out of wedlock!

              Dr. Laura Schlessinger is partial to bimbo's because - well, she has been a little slut whore in her life as well. Our little jewess has not fully come to Jesus.

              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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                Re: Dr. Laura says we should be nice to "MILF" whores having sex out of wedlock!

                It is the man and his son I feel sorry for. They are subject to a ceaseless flow of young, willing and nubile women, sometimes 4, 5, 6 or more of them in a year, perhaps even in a month! The gentleman is question is, as is his duty, seeking a wife and yet these fickle females seem to want nothing but raw, uninhibited sex hour after hour, day after day – what a horrible fate for the man and his son!

                I suspect that at sometime in the past, he must have upset God, Who, instead saying,

                Ge:2:18: And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him,

                cursed him to an endless series of casual, pounding bouts of lust-fueled iniquity, and no sooner does one woman go than one or two others appear, freely thrusting their unspeakable parts at him and his son! What man would ever want that? All men want is nothing more than a lifetime with one woman, as ordained by God.

                I will pray for him. I may even go round and visit, hopefully, to advise. I will reminded him of

                Ge:38:15: When Judah saw her, he thought her to be an harlot; because she had covered her face.
                Ge:38:16: And he turned unto her by the way, and said, Go to, I pray thee, let me come in unto thee; (for he knew not that she was his daughter in law.) And she said, What wilt thou give me, that thou mayest come in unto me?
                Ge:38:17: And he said, I will send thee a kid from the flock. And she said, Wilt thou give me a pledge, till thou send it?
                Ge:38:18: And he said, What pledge shall I give thee? And she said, Thy signet, and thy bracelets, and thy staff that is in thine hand. And he gave it her, and came in unto her, and she conceived by him.
                Ge:38:19: And she arose, and went away, and laid by her vail from her, and put on the garments of her widowhood.


                These are suitable verses for those men beset by women troubles. I do think that this must be the way that God is steering him, if he will only listen.
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