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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #1

    Steve Irwin's death

    I believe special congratulations to the Landover Christian Animal Research Center are in order. It was their trained stingray that did that grandstanding treehugger in. Best of all Christ sent Irwin to Hell on Children’s TV so the young one cans learn how evil nature is.

    Have fun handling Satan's trouser snake in Hell Irwin; it will make you nostalgic for that fish singer in your heart.

    PRAISE JESUS!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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  • Witch Hammer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 1717

    #2
    God has done the world a service by ridding us of that filthy nature lover and casting him into hellfire. "Crikey! There's a barbed tallywacker lodged in my bum!"

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2025
      • 15118

      #3
      Anyone coming from that Criminal class country in my mind is evil.
      Those poor Stingrays would have stood no chance if our specially trained one hadn't have been there to sort out this so called environ-mental-ist.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • MoonFlower
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 522

        #4
        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        I believe special congratulations to the Landover Christian Animal Research Center are in order. It was their trained stingray that did that grandstanding treehugger in. Best of all Christ sent Irwin to Hell on Children’s TV so the young one cans learn how evil nature is.
        Bobby Joe, you should really be a little more respectful, even if he was a treehugger. He had a family he left behind that I'm sure are in mourning.

        And besides, nature isn't evil...humans are.

        Moon
        You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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        • witchy1

          #5
          But didn't GOD give man Domain over all things? To subdue them and make them tame. {KJV1881}

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Originally posted by witchy1 View Post
            But didn't GOD give man Domain over all things? To subdue them and make them tame. {KJV1881}
            Yes, and Irwin was a filthy Darwinist who was asserting we humans should have kinship and sympathy with animals. I hope he found sympathy with that barb rammed in his chest like Satan's tallywacker will be. God wants us to oppress and control nature, not take it bed with us and cuddle it. If Irwin had his way laboratories would be spitting out human-animal hybrids to fill this nations welfare rolls. Do you want to have your hard earned money going to some dog-man freak can get drunk, puke all over the place and rape your children? Do you Witchy?

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #7
              Originally posted by witchy1 View Post
              But didn't GOD give man Domain over all things? To subdue them and make them tame. {KJV1881}
              ATTENTION HELLBOUND PERSON! There is no such thing as a KJV1881. It is the KJV1611 (Authorized) Bible.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • witchy1

                #8
                Kinda sounds like a plan to me.

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                • witchy1

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  ATTENTION HELLBOUND PERSON! There is no such thing as a KJV1881. It is the KJV1611 (Authorized) Bible.
                  Is, too. I've got one and mine has TWO, count them 1,2, versions of the New Testament in it. Bet you don't have one. Nananabobo.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Originally posted by witchy1 View Post
                    Is, too. I've got one and mine has TWO, count them 1,2, versions of the New Testament in it. Bet you don't have one. Nananabobo.

                    Of course I don't have one! The 1881 blasphemy is NOT NOT NOT a King James Version Bible. It is called the English Revised something-or-other.

                    Two versions of the New Testament INDEED! Consider yourself banned for heresy.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • witchy1

                      #11
                      The Complete Pictorial Family Bible containing the Old and New Teataments, Revised New Testament together with The Apocrypha, The Psalms in Metre, and a Concordance: to which are added Aids for Raeders and Students.

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                      • Brother V
                        True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3481

                        #12
                        Originally posted by witchy1 View Post
                        The Complete Pictorial Family Bible containing the Old and New Teataments, Revised New Testament together with The Apocrypha, The Psalms in Metre, and a Concordance: to which are added Aids for Raeders and Students.
                        Friend there is only one aid that anyone needs for reading the bible (kjv1611) and that's the Holy Spirit!

                        2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

                        If the Holy Ghost wants you to understand, It'll move you. Until then, you are going by someone else's interpretation of what that person thinks/wants any bible verse to mean.

                        Friend, throw out that concordance. Throw out that heretical bible. Get right with the LORD, and He'll get right with you!

                        YIC
                        V
                        Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #13
                          Originally posted by witchy1 View Post
                          The Complete Pictorial Family Bible containing the Old and New Teataments, Revised New Testament together with The Apocrypha, The Psalms in Metre, and a Concordance: to which are added Aids for Raeders and Students.
                          If the publisher admits to the sin of adding to Scripture, that should have clued you in right there if you had any spiritual discernment. Get a real Bible, so you can read what God thinks about people who add to Scripture:

                          Deu 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish [ought] from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

                          Deu 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

                          Rev 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

                          And don't even get me started on the Apocrypha.

                          Have fun in hell.
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                          • Pastor Rune Enoe
                            Apostle of the North
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11679

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                            Friend there is only one aid that anyone needs for reading the bible (kjv1611) and that's the Holy Spirit!

                            2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

                            If the Holy Ghost wants you to understand, It'll move you. Until then, you are going by someone else's interpretation of what that person thinks/wants any bible verse to mean.
                            We also have a good friend in Jesus:

                            Luke 24:45 Then opened he their understanding, that they might understand the scriptures,

                            Jesus is just as good in moving you as the Holy Spirit is - but that's hardly a surprise, since they are part of the same Godhead and thus share the same single Divine essence,.
                            A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                              Bobby Joe, you should really be a little more respectful, even if he was a treehugger. He had a family he left behind that I'm sure are in mourning.

                              And besides, nature isn't evil...humans are.

                              Moon
                              Right.
                              Nature isn't evil, humans are.

                              The world has lost a good man and his wife and children have lost a great husband and father.
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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