[Remy Lebeau]

Listen here, HootyMcBoob,

I'm not sure who you think you are, sweetie, but the following people are allowed to make demands of me:
-Godly Pastor Al E Pistle
-My boss
-My husband
-(to a limited extent) My family
-(unfortunately)The government
-The boogeyman
-Santa Claus
-The Flying Spaghetti Monster

You, little girl, are not on that list.

Pastor Al, I still don't quite get what I should be learning...?

As usual, a man has to set you straight.

List of person allowed to make demands on you

-Jesus
-Godly President George W. Bush
-Godly Vice President Dick Cheney
-Godly Pastor Al E Pistle
-Godly Pastor Zeke
-Godly Ex-Negro who you have a huge crush on, Remy Lebeau
-Your imaginary husband
-Your Father
-Godly Brother Mike
-Godly Sister Thumper
-Any True Christian(tm) male wanting food, beverage, or clean underwear
-Satan (not legally allowed, but I'm not going to kid myself)

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Remy, the only way in which I'm going to dignify the above with a response is by rolling my eyes at you.

Pastor Al, now, I could have sworn you weren't on my original list before? Has my post magically changed again?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Pastor Al, now, I could have sworn you weren't on my original list before? Has my post magically changed again?

"I" wasn't on your list? Piffle. I am on everyone's list.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Of course. That's what I meant.

*EEK!!! The rolling eyes emoticon is GONE* old

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Of course. That's what I meant.

*EEK!!! The rolling eyes emoticon is GONE* old

YOU<-------------------------------------------->Reality

[Rachael Van Helsing]

old

[Remy Lebeau]

Remy, the only way in which I'm going to dignify the above with a response is by rolling my eyes at you.

Sweet Jesus, is this harlot flirting with me once again? Save your lustful gazes and eye batting for some secular monkey-worshipper. I'm happily married, wench.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Sweet Jesus, is this harlot flirting with me once again? Save your lustful gazes and eye batting for some secular monkey-worshipper. I'm happily married, wench.

The Holy Sanctity of White (by) Marriage means nothing to this harlot. I'm sure that "homewrecker" is one of her hobbies....

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Sweet Jesus, is this harlot flirting with me once again? Save your lustful gazes and eye batting for some secular monkey-worshipper. I'm happily married, wench.

Time to hit the ignore button again, I see....

[Bobby-Joe]

Time to hit the ignore button again, I see....

Rachael, are going to have to warn you about your harassment of our male members again? Didn't you wasn't what you tried to do to me enough for you woman?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Testing, testing 123

[Enobarbus]

Testing.

Testing testing.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Rachael, are going to have to warn you about your harassment of our male members again? Didn't you wasn't what you tried to do to me enough for you woman?

Well, there you go, BJ! Now why would I ever attempt to lead anyone wickedly astray except you, oh studly Bobby Joe? old

[Bobby-Joe]

Well, there you go, BJ! Now why would I ever attempt to lead anyone wickedly astray except you, oh studly Bobby Joe? old

I have no idea why you do this woman, it is what to be expected from the unsaved. However it makes us men feel cheep and expolited.

You see --> old <-- you're making eyes at me again.

[Remy Lebeau]

I have no idea why you do this woman, it is what to be expected from the unsaved. However it makes us men feel cheep and expolited.

I always thought that her husband was imaginary because what woman who has a husband at home would be flirting with me so fervently? But dispite her animal lust for me she also has been trying to get her meat hooks into you as well, brother. And who knows how many other men? In any case, having a husband wouldn't deter such a floozy so maybe she is married.

Is this typical behavior for an Austrailian woman? I understand that they are all criminals by nature... Or is she mixed with aboriginal giving her a wild nigra lust drive? Actually, aboreals are are even more animal-like than nigra so she's probably willing to let anyone get here pregnant with a new litter. She may even be trying to break a new world record on how many abortions she can have. This harlot surely brings Jesus to tears.

Do you think her husband knows? Poor guy...