[VictoryOS]

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Hooded robes and foxy women are better than woolen tunics and beardy hippies; the dark brother's servants are more well adjusted human beings and we were brought up right in our cultish communes.

Friend, if you really think that's what Hell contains then you've been lied to. You probably got the idea from Hellyweird, didn't you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You're a loony.

[PhalseProfet]

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Hooded robes and foxy women are better than woolen tunics and beardy hippies; the dark brother's servants are more well adjusted human beings and we were brought up right in our cultish communes. We were taught, nay encouraged, to drink and smoke from an early age, and immerse ourselves in modern culture.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Heating bills are murderous. Where can I buy this holy coal?

There's going to be plenty of it down in the lake of fire, don't worry.

Jesus is going to kill you any day now, and you'll find out, nancyboy.

[Get Thee Hence!]

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Heating bills are murderous. Where can I buy this holy coal?

No need to buy it sinner. You'll have an eternity with it slowly burning inside your poopshoot.

[PhalseProfet]

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Heating bills are murderous. Where can I buy this holy coal?

[Get Thee Hence!]

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Stoke up the coals dear Jesus, we've got another one for you.

[PhalseProfet]

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...and another thing. Jesus was a black man. The sooner you admit it, the sooner you will be welcomed through the ringpiece of the camel into all the glory that is inside.

[PhalseProfet]

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I abase myself in the fires of hell. Only the demons within this world can show true salvation. There are some crimes that can always be absolved, such as baby killing and sheep worrying.

I reject all the teaching of this fourm with all the power that satan has granted me to get away with said crimes.

Habeas Corpus.

[JennyD]

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You got it, Phalse Profit. It's all a gag.

Thousands of members, and hundreds of thousands of posts over a number of years, all to trick little old you into thinking about Jesus instead of playing with your tallywhacker while looking at X-Tube or YouPorn.

Did it work? Are you now getting to know who Jesus really is, or are you instead listening to Jacqueline the Hippie spout off about her hippie love god (Satan in disguise)?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Reverend,

I thought Mitt Romney was a polygamist and Rush was a dope addict

Now I am confused.

Is that so?
Why is it that whenever one of you God-hating False Christians sees people who actually follow ALL of God's Word -- even the inconvenient bits, like stoning adulterers like Mitt Romney and Rush Limbaugh -- you claim that it must all be "a joke"?

[Walter Brimstone]

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Jacquie,

Let me pose the same question: How do we know you are "Bona Fide?" How do we know you're being honest with claims of being born in France?, That you really go to Church?, that you really work as a cop?, Do you really live in Charlotte North Carolina? Can you prove that any of these things are "Bona Fide?" I mean can you say any of the above statements with 100% "I can make this promise to Jesus Himself" accuracy? For all we know, you could be some 7 year old snot nosed kid named Bubba who has to have his mommy type for him.

Furthermore, Why would anyone be praying to Moses when that's a violation of Ex. 20:3. To say we are in violation of Jesus' laws is out of line.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

I must say I am starting to wonder about whether some contributors on this forum are 'bona fide'. I have just been looking at the 'Audio' section on the main church website and some of the stuff on there is just plain ludicrous - pastors saying prayers to Moses, talk of chasing people up trees and tying people up in basements, demons living in people's colons...

Something is amiss here.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I must say I am starting to wonder about whether some contributors on this forum are 'bona fide'. I have just been looking at the 'Audio' section on the main church website and some of the stuff on there is just plain ludicrous - pastors saying prayers to Moses, talk of chasing people up trees and tying people up in basements, demons living in people's colons...

Something is amiss here.

Is that so?

Are you not the so-called "Baptist" who thinks we should all join the papists in praying to Mary, Queen of Lies?

Why is it that whenever one of you God-hating False Christians sees people who actually follow ALL of God's Word -- even the inconvenient bits, like stoning adulterers like Mitt Romney and Rush Limbaugh -- you claim that it must all be "a joke"?

Is it that preposterous to you that there are some people who don't use God as an excuse for their pedophilia and greed (like the Cathoholics)? Is it shocking to you that there are people who actually love God as He presents Himself in His Word -- the creator of good AND evil, a God of peace AND war, of love AND hate?

WHY DO YOU HATE JESUS?!

[Brother Enoch]

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I must say I am starting to wonder about whether some contributors on this forum are 'bona fide'. I have just been looking at the 'Audio' section on the main church website and some of the stuff on there is just plain ludicrous - pastors saying prayers to Moses, talk of chasing people up trees and tying people up in basements, demons living in people's colons...

Something is amiss here.

Yeah, like you don't have a demon or 3 living in your colon Herr salaud.

[Jacques Anape]

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I have never subscribed to salvation through works.