[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

I'm pretty hot and I'm "Horny".

That is disgusting, you sick freak! No-one wants to hear about your unspeakable gas-masked proclivities in the first place, but do you really need to type in red to draw attention to your shameless sins? This proves once and for all that you truly are a goth, no matter how much you may try to deny it!

Ahh, you probably looked up my address by means of a whois service.

The Department of Faith doesn't need any whois service to know who you is. We know that you is a wad of Unsaved Belgican trash who is headed directly for the Lake of Fire unless you repent and stop messing Sister Sue around quicksharp, boy!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Ahh, you probably looked up my address by means of a whois service. So you have my address, big deal. You trying to scare me, Pastor??

The only one you have to fear is Jesus. Through Him all things are possible. In His Grace you could find Salvation©, but since you instead choose to spit in His loving face....You should be very, very afraid.

You see God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth. Glory!!

Matthew 13:41-42
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Revelation 20:14-15
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

[snottyduck]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Ahh, you probably looked up my address by means of a whois service. So you have my address, big deal. You trying to scare me, Pastor??

[snottyduck]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Didn't you get a letter?

letter?? You mean by post?? How would you know my address, I never gave it here.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Thanks you for explaining Sister Sue. I thought it was Klingon or something, very guttural and primitive.

Bless you, Sister M&Ms and Brother Bathfire! Once again, I can explain!

JESUS came to me last night and told me if I spoke to Snottyduck in his native "language" it would be good for our Christian Marriage. Just ask Him if you don't Believe me!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

LOL, Hilarious how you guys try to translate a Flemish dialect. Here's the translation for those who want to know what really has been said:

K'huure nie veul, ester een probleme? Ge zijt er toch nie mee an't rammelen hin?
I do'nt hear Much from you, is there a problem?? You aren't fooling me around, ain' you??

K'gon binnekeurt nor Belgie (of moe'k Belhië zahhen? old ) veur de Gentschefieste, kumme nie afspreke? K'zen nogal een hieteboelie, en kem "hee veel volk in de stoasse" old , dus dagge't al wet, ma stroppeke. Oas een èwe schure in brande schiet, es 't er gien blusche nie mier an.
Soon I will come to Belgium (or do I have to say Belhium?) to go to the Festivities of Ghent, can't we meet? I'm pretty hot and I'm "Horny". If an old barn catches fire it's impossible to put it out.

Me kunne nen dreupel goan drinke in De Dulle Griet op de Vrijdagmarkte, es da goe? Tes a vrie wijs café.
We can catch a drink in "De Dulle Griet" (a café) on the "Vrijdagsmarkt" (a square in Ghent), Is that OK for you?? It's a great café.

Es da goe me poezewoefke?
Is that allright my darling?

A wuvveken,
Your women

Kuskes!
Kisses

Zuster Sue

Didn't you get a letter?

[SUV]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Why should I lmeet, I'm nothing more then unsaved trash, am I?

Hon, you'll never be un$avED trash to ME!

That's only our snooty Pastors saying that

[snottyduck]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Anyway, the question is, "Are you agreeing to meet charming Sister SUV?"

Why should I lmeet, I'm nothing more then unsaved trash, am I?

[SUV]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

I'm so terrified I'm not Sure if I can even make it to Church today.

The things that JESUS compelled me to say in the Name of True Love!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

LOL, Hilarious how you guys try to translate a Flemish dialect. Here's the translation for those who want to know what really has been said:

K'huure nie veul, ester een probleme? Ge zijt er toch nie mee an't rammelen hin?
I do'nt hear Much from you, is there a problem?? You aren't fooling me around, ain' you??[edited out - see my post above, which is much the same thing]
Kuskes!
Kisses

Zuster Sue

Yes, yes, yes - enough with the pedantry you grammar nazi! I think everyone understood it first time!

Anyway, the question is, "Are you agreeing to meet charming Sister SUV?"

[snottyduck]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

LOL, Hilarious how you guys try to translate a Flemish dialect. Here's the translation for those who want to know what really has been said:

K'huure nie veul, ester een probleme? Ge zijt er toch nie mee an't rammelen hin?
I do'nt hear Much from you, is there a problem?? You aren't fooling me around, ain' you??

K'gon binnekeurt nor Belgie (of moe'k Belhië zahhen? old ) veur de Gentschefieste, kumme nie afspreke? K'zen nogal een hieteboelie, en kem "hee veel volk in de stoasse" old , dus dagge't al wet, ma stroppeke. Oas een èwe schure in brande schiet, es 't er gien blusche nie mier an.
Soon I will come to Belgium (or do I have to say Belhium?) to go to the Festivities of Ghent, can't we meet? I'm pretty hot and I'm "Horny". If an old barn catches fire it's impossible to put it out.

Me kunne nen dreupel goan drinke in De Dulle Griet op de Vrijdagmarkte, es da goe? Tes a vrie wijs café.
We can catch a drink in "De Dulle Griet" (a café) on the "Vrijdagsmarkt" (a square in Ghent), Is that OK for you?? It's a great café.

Es da goe me poezewoefke?
Is that allright my darling?

A wuvveken,
Your women

Kuskes!
Kisses

Zuster Sue

[SUV]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

"The zit on my knee walks like an ant?"

Brother Bathfire! Shame on me for giggling like an un$avED while I await a serious discussion with my (Duck)Man to find out what I said!

Snottyduck? Hon, please get here soon. If not, I may need to learn the "language" of PimplePee-peeZilla. And with a Name like that Surely it is of Satan

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Sister M&M,
I may be able to help here; I once spoke to a man who said his brother had read a book by a Belgian (clearly mad). So I will apply my knowledge of Belgian – translation in red.

K'huure nie veul, ester een probleme? Ge zijt er toch nie mee an't rammelen hin?
The cure to knee furl, is Ester a problem? The zit on my knee walks like an ant?

K'gon binnekeurt nor Belgie (of moe'k Belhië zahhen?) veur de Gentschefieste,
[cough] Gone is the binnacle nor Belly (of muck Belly saw?) fur the gent’s chief.

kumme nie afspreke?
Comes the knee [to an] ape’s peak?

K'zen nogal een hieteboelie, en kem "hee veel volk in de stoasse", dus dagge't al wet, ma stroppeke.
[cough] Zen Buddhism noddle even heater-boo Ellie, and come “he feels folk in the stoat” Thus daggers [are] all wet, mother Stroppke [must be a name.]

Oas een èwe schure in brande schiet, es 't er gien blusche nie mier an.
Oasis even female sheep [are shorn] and branded sh*t, Ester Green blushes [her] knee merely Anne.

Me kunne nen dreupel goan drinke in De Dulle Griet op de Vrijdagmarkte, es da goe? Tes a vrie wijs café.
Me could not dribble go on drink in the Dull Greeting up the Freeday Market, Ester is going? Tess a free wise café.

Es da goe me poezewoefke?
Ester goes [with] me pussy-woofer

A wuvveken,
A woman

Kuskes!
Curses!

Zuster Sue
Sister Sue

I think that is plain enough - Sister SUV is in my prayers.

I am impressed! But I think there may be one slight error.

K'zen is a sneeze I believe, not a cough. But, I am in awe at your work.

[SUV]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Snottyduck is a True Christian ™ Man! Don't let his gasmask, black clothing, and arguing with our Pastors fool you! Underneath it all,
he loves JESUS as much as any other common Joe in America!

Don't you, Snottyduck?

I say, DON'T YOU, SNOTTYDUCK?!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Bless you, Sister M&Ms and Brother Bathfire! Once again, I can explain!

JESUS came to me last night and told me if I spoke to Snottyduck in his native "language" it would be good for our Christian Marriage. Just ask Him if you don't Believe me!!!

Oh, we will ask Him. This is dangerous ground you're walking, speaking in tongues in an effort to save your husband. Please pray it doesn't open you up to Satan and instead of a True Christian(tm) marriage, you end up with an "open" marriage as a couple of "swingers" falling further away from Jesus with every adulterous coupling.