Kick Your Son (to the curb)

[BrotherLarry]

Another God-inspired song was given to me today. I hope it brings peace to someone who has had to do this.


When he was a baby, your son was a source of pride
He brought you joy and peace and love and all those good things deep inside.


But on his 5th birthday when you bought him a Smith and Wesson
You saw him and the neighbor boy outside a kissin.


CHORUS:


Kick your son to the curb! Can't stay with you anymore!
Kick him to the curb! Throw him right out the front door!
Change the locks, Hire guards, or just move away
If those are the games the little fag is gonna play
Kick your son to the curb! Can't stay with you anymore!


Little Johnny made you proud at the Little League
He didn't hit too well but you were sure he was just fatigued
When you went to pick him up at the locker room door
He had his hand on the butt of the new young coach, Mr. Moore.


(REPEAT CHORUS)


Timmy went to college and left you and the Mrs. alone
But every single night he would call you both on the phone
One night he said he met someone he was gonna marry
It broke your heart to learn his name was Gary


(REPEAT CHORUS)

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Kick Your Son (to the curb)

Excellent ditty as usual, Brother. Brought a tear to my eye.

I think I've heard of this notorious Mr. Moore, and can say he is in no way related to the Godly Roy Moore!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Kick Your Son (to the curb)

Tragic, heart-rending and commercially viable. Should play well at truck-stops and in the flyover States. Have you a manager?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Kick Your Son (to the curb)

Tragic, but all music is as a good song tells a life story, just like (but not as good as) the Holy Bible.


Some children just do not have their minds right. You can see it from birth. They spend a lot of time with a hand in the diaper, a sure as God is my witness sign the child is going to follow the gaysexual lifestyle. As they get older, the want to be a pirate, a 'swashbuckler' and a sword fighter. The yearn to be a cabin boy.


1 John 2:18
Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.



Ephesians 5
5 Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children;
2 And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour.
3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;
4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.
6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience.
7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
8 For ye were sometimes darkness, but now are ye light in the Lord: walk as children of light:
9 (For the fruit of the Spirit is in all goodness and righteousness and truth)
10 Proving what is acceptable unto the Lord.
11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.
12 For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.
13 But all things that are reproved are made manifest by the light: for whatsoever doth make manifest is light.
14 Wherefore he saith, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give thee light.
15 See then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise,
16 Redeeming the time, because the days are evil.
17 Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will of the Lord is.
18 And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;
19 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;
20 Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ;
21 Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God.
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
27 That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
29 For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
30 For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
31 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
32 This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church.
33 Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.




I recommend taking the child in question and floating them in a river. If they float to the shore, they are pure. If the sink or drift from sight, they have demons and you can sleep easy knowing the Devil took them before they had a chance to spread the demons with decent, worthy children.

[Dana723]

Re: Kick Your Son (to the curb)

What a wonderful song! I would love to have it put to music so that I might sing it to my boys!