Are you better off than you were eight years ago?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Are you better off than you were eight years ago? Without a doubt, I can say that I am not.

When Barack HUSSEIN Obama usurped the presidency, I knew he was going to trash the economy and ban guns, so I sold all of my investments and bought as many pistols and rifles and as much ammo as I could, hoping to resell later.

Well, thanks to Obama, I ended up missing out on the biggest bull market since the end of the Great Depression. Those investments I sold are now worth more than double what I got for them, but I can't sell any of these guns for much more than I paid for them.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[its_faith]

Re: Are you better off than you were eight years ago?

8 years ago? Yes I can say I am. God blessed me with the insight to short sell bank stocks in 2007 and made lots of money that way during the last two year of Bushs holy term in office. Republican presidents are great for Wall Street. In about a year and a half I can then say no.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Are you better off than you were eight years ago?

I have a friend who used to own a business, but he went Galt when Obamacare passed. Well, his competitors expanded and filled in the void he left, and now he couldn't get back into the market if he wanted to. So he's worse off now too, thanks to Obama.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Are you better off than you were eight years ago?

Pastor, I always find it most enriching when you visit us. And in that sense, I am made richer.

Proverbs 8:20-21
17 I love them that love me;
And those that seek me early shall find me.
18 Riches and honour are with me;
Yea, durable riches and righteousness.
19 My fruit is better than gold, yea, than fine gold;
And my revenue than choice silver.
20 I lead in the way of righteousness, In the midst of the paths of judgment:
21 That I may cause those that love me to inherit substance;
And I will fill their treasures.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are you better off than you were eight years ago?

I'm glad I'm still alive.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Are you better off than you were eight years ago?

No and Yes.

No:
The Gays are threatening my marriage more and more with each passing vote.
"Special Needs" is so trendy now that they might as well call it "Special Snowflake Syndrome."
It's getting impossible to read books without censorship software that hides offensive words like "d*mn" and "H*ll."

Yes:
My Salvation is Secure!
Praise Jesus!

\0/