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The Navy is discussing renaming the future aircraft carrier currently scheduled to be named after some negro, Doris Miller, who was too stupid to use bone spurs to get out of military service, so he won some medal and then died in World War II. What a chump!
I fully support this move. First, I'm tired of these DEI initiatives. White people have won all of America's wars, so we ought to be naming our naval vessels after white people. Second, a man named Doris? That just sounds way too gay. We need names for our ships that will put the fear of God into the chinks, not make them think that we're on our way across the Pacific to give them a manicure. Most importantly, nobody has done as much for our military as has President Trump. His military genius is the reason we completely defeated the A-rabs in Iran five times in the last year. And his cost cutting measures in terms of logistics have made defeating the towel heads even more efficient, leaving money on the table that we can put into tax cuts for the wealthy next year.
The only real question is how much should the Navy pay Donald Trump as a licensing fee for the use of his name? Normally a Trump licensing fee runs to about 10%. Our latest carriers cost about four and a half billion dollars each, so I think it's entirely reasonable if the Navy pays the president $450 million for use of his name. You're not going to find a bargain like that anywhere else.
I fully support this move. First, I'm tired of these DEI initiatives. White people have won all of America's wars, so we ought to be naming our naval vessels after white people. Second, a man named Doris? That just sounds way too gay. We need names for our ships that will put the fear of God into the chinks, not make them think that we're on our way across the Pacific to give them a manicure. Most importantly, nobody has done as much for our military as has President Trump. His military genius is the reason we completely defeated the A-rabs in Iran five times in the last year. And his cost cutting measures in terms of logistics have made defeating the towel heads even more efficient, leaving money on the table that we can put into tax cuts for the wealthy next year.
The only real question is how much should the Navy pay Donald Trump as a licensing fee for the use of his name? Normally a Trump licensing fee runs to about 10%. Our latest carriers cost about four and a half billion dollars each, so I think it's entirely reasonable if the Navy pays the president $450 million for use of his name. You're not going to find a bargain like that anywhere else.
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