[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Not many people know this, and you all know that I'm a man who doesn't like to blow his own horn, but I have been Donald Trump's Spiritual adviser for years. His dad hired me years back. A lot of his success can be traced directly back to me.

[Fred Hall]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Hi Daisy Mae Johnson,

Nice painting that you posted! However, I see there is one small detail that the artist got wrong. There is some discussion about it going on over at this other thread. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=106759 Therefore, here is a revised edition of the painting with the correction made. Since he will be our next POTUS, it is important to correct these small details.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

I'm looking for someone who writes folk or inspirational music for some heroic pieces about Donald. We will need to get a music product out there before some of the big primaries like Super Tuesday.

[Nobar King]

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I just get this happy feeling when I listen to Donald Trump. I understand what he's saying. He doesn't confuse me. And, he makes me laugh. I get him, and I think he gets me.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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"Mr. Trump," he said, aiming the camera at his benefactor.

"Yes," Trump said, pulling on the lapels of his jacket.

"Are you Batman?" the boy asked.

"I am Batman," Trump said.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/16/politics/donald-trump-iowa-state-fair/index.html

[Harsha Shah]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Yes, it is Harsha Shah here. As I am a citizen of the UK I shall not be voting in the coming election. While Mr. Trup does not seem to be a violent person and he is very succesful in economics, I would probably still vote for a woman. Here in my country we have now a very promising female politician Rt Honourable Nicola Sturgeon. Our First Minister! Yes. Very talented and I shall be voting for her also in the future.

http://www.ucl.ac.uk/spp/spp-news/10022015

[Witch Hammer]

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Yes, it is Harsha Shah here. As I am a citizen of the UK I shall not be voting in the coming election. While Mr. Trup does not seem to be a violent person and he is very succesful in economics, I would probably still vote for a woman. Here in my country we have now a very promising female politician Rt Honourable Nicola Sturgeon. Our First Minister! Yes. Very talented and I shall be voting for her also in the future.

http://www.ucl.ac.uk/spp/spp-news/10022015

You'll be singing a very different tune when President Trump annexes the UK.

[Prayer Warrior]

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Most of the politicians running like Hilary are career politicians. They are running for themselves. Donald Trump on the other hand is running for us and for the USA. He could be turning his 10 billion into 20 billion and doing his reality TV series, but instead he's taking time out of his very busy schedule to bless us with his brilliant insights. This is why we should appreciate Donald Trump, he's doing us a favor by letting us elect him as president. Here are some of the many reasons to vote for Donald Trump:

• He is going to build a wall to keep out criminal rapist murdering thugs from Mexico, and make Mexico pay for it.
  
• He is the greatest jobs president that god ever created
  
• He is the only Republican committed enough to turning America around that he might run even if he is not selected as the Republican nominee. There's no point in voting for any other Republican because Trump is just going to split the vote, resulting in Hilary winning.
  
• Donald Trump Has Foolproof Plan to Defeat ISIS, and he's smart enough not to reveal it and tip them off
  
• He threw "political correctness" in the trash where it belongs and openly calls illegal criminal invaders rapists and murders, called the non-hero John McCain out on being captured, and has a political representative which said a husband cannot rape his wife.
  
• He has more than ten billion dollars. Jesus must have really blessed him if he has this much money.

There is really no good reason to vote for anybody other than Donald Trump. Everybody United States citizen has a moral obligation to vote for Donald Trump.

[Fred Hall]

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Hello Daayani,

Yes, it is Harsha Shah here.

Yeah, we sorta figured that, seeing that we just look to the left and can READ your nickname and all.

As I am a citizen of the UK I shall not be voting in the coming election.

Praise Jesus for that!

While Mr. Trup does not seem to be a violent person and he is very succesful in economics, I would probably still vote for a woman.

First of all, who is this "Trup" you speak of? And second of all, who in their right mind would vote for a woman to lead their country?

Are you hoping for Hillary Clinton to get voted in so that she can destroy our country? (Them be fighting words if so...)

[Des]

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I imagine that Donald looks a lot like Jesus.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I imagine that Donald looks a lot like Jesus.

I think he must, too. I can't imagine any other man being able to pull off such a luxurious mane. Fabio tried it, but he just looked like a fag. Mr. Trump is as masculine as a man can be, with the exception of Jesus, who hung from a cross without whimpering or peeing on himself. Even my cat fixes his hair like the Donald now.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I'm looking for someone who writes folk or inspirational music for some heroic pieces about Donald. We will need to get a music product out there before some of the big primaries like Super Tuesday.

I'm please my call for inspirational music paying homage to Donald has begun and is well under way:

The Donald Trump Rap

Despite his many controversial stances in his presidential campaign platform, his name is synonymous with extreme wealth in the hip-hop world. Since the 1980s, rappers have mentioned Trump in their lyrics -- in some cases have named entire songs after him.

Many rappers have praised his wealth, comparing their finances and fiscal aspirations to that of the multibillion dollar business mogul.

“I buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with Donald Trump,” said rapper Ludacris in his 2003 song, “Hip Hop Quotables."

But it doesn't stop there.

"Trump is 90s hip-hop all day," Comedian Mike Yard told host Larry Wilmore in a July episode of "The Nightly Show."

Yard pointed out that Trump loves gold, has his own vodka and pulls “gangsta" moves like publicly giving out a U.S. Senator’s phone number.

“He’s like the 50 Cent of the Republican party,” Yard said. “All he needs is to get shot nine times and he’s golden.”

Since Trump has yet to drop a mixtape, we've compiled 67 hip-hop songs over the last 25 years that mention the mogul's name in the video above.

Enjoy!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Most of the politicians running like Hilary are career politicians. They are running for themselves. Donald Trump on the other hand is running for us and for the USA. He could be turning his 10 billion into 20 billion and doing his reality TV series, but instead he's taking time out of his very busy schedule to bless us with his brilliant insights. This is why we should appreciate Donald Trump, he's doing us a favor by letting us elect him as president. Here are some of the many reasons to vote for Donald Trump:

• He is going to build a wall to keep out criminal rapist murdering thugs from Mexico, and make Mexico pay for it.
  
• He is the greatest jobs president that god ever created
  
• He is the only Republican committed enough to turning America around that he might run even if he is not selected as the Republican nominee. There's no point in voting for any other Republican because Trump is just going to split the vote, resulting in Hilary winning.
  
• Donald Trump Has Foolproof Plan to Defeat ISIS, and he's smart enough not to reveal it and tip them off
  
• He threw "political correctness" in the trash where it belongs and openly calls illegal criminal invaders rapists and murders, called the non-hero John McCain out on being captured, and has a political representative which said a husband cannot rape his wife.
  
• He has more than ten billion dollars. Jesus must have really blessed him if he has this much money.

There is really no good reason to vote for anybody other than Donald Trump. Everybody United States citizen has a moral obligation to vote for Donald Trump.

The vote for Mr. Trump will be nearly unanimous by the election in November 2016. The liberals and the America-haters will vote against him, of course. But they will RUE THE DAY they fail to display their allegiance via a vote for Mr. Trump. With the kind of invasive data tracking, drone observation, NSA email observation, and black helicopter monitoring infrastructure Obama has set up to steal our guns and put REAL Americans into FEMA Concentration Camps, President Trump will use those resources easily to financially ruin or exterminate his enemies (which also happens to be the same people who hate America).

[BrotherLarry]

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Brother Mr. Mayor,
As I prayed over your request for poems, prose, and songs that would help us bring Donald Trump to Washington, the LORD spake to me these words and the angels sang them to me in the tune of "Yellow Rose of Texas."
I pray you will find them pleasing, but most of all, I pray they please our Lord and President Trump.


As God will use a trumpet
When He returns to ground,
So He will use this trump of God
To turn this world around
His shining mane, his thundering words,
His pockets filled with gold
No other candidate so strong,
No candidate so bold!

He’ll free our land of commies
He’ll free our land of scum
He’ll free us from the democrats
And other lazy bums
He’ll stand up for America
Protect our knives and guns
And once again our country will be seen as number one

Farewell to all illegals
The USA is ours!
The Donald will restore our borders with his mighty power
He’ll bring back prayer in school and proudly raise his Bible high
Terrorists and antichrists will then all surely die!

So in this next election
The Donald must be named
As President of these United States we must proclaim
America’s for Jesus, declare in a loud voice!
And when Trump’s in the White House
The angels will rejoice.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Brother Mr. Mayor,
As I prayed over your request for poems, prose, and songs that would help us bring Donald Trump to Washington, the LORD spake to me these words and the angels sang them to me in the tune of "Yellow Rose of Texas."
I pray you will find them pleasing, but most of all, I pray they please our Lord and President Trump.

As God will use a trumpet
When He returns to ground,
So He will use this trump of God
To turn this world around
His shining mane, his thundering words,
His pockets filled with gold
No other candidate so strong,
No candidate so bold!

He’ll free our land of commies
He’ll free our land of scum
He’ll free us from the democrats
And other lazy bums
He’ll stand up for America
Protect our knives and guns
And once again our country will be seen as number one

Farewell to all illegals
The USA is ours!
The Donald will restore our borders with his mighty power
He’ll bring back prayer in school and proudly raise his Bible high
Terrorists and antichrists will then all surely die!

So in this next election
The Donald must be named
As President of these United States we must proclaim
America’s for Jesus, declare in a loud voice!
And when Trump’s in the White House
The angels will rejoice.

Absolutely beautiful, BrotherLarry--I called the Principal at Freehold Public High School and told him to have the H. S. Chorus began working up this song. He, of course, knows well the melody to "Yellow Rose of Texas". When the Fall Concert comes around, we will hear it sung by handsome young people with wonderful voices. Maybe Brother Trump will helicopter in to hear it.