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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #1

    Pastor Zeke, How Was Your Trip To Visit Rick Perry At His Niggerhead Ranch?

    Not too long ago you mentioned going to minister to Rick Perry, and a few of his friends and supporters at his family’s secluded West Texas hunting camp, affectionately called, “Niggerhead”

    How was the hunting? The company? Did they have those cute negro servers like Paula Deen likes to use?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

    Tags: hunting, pastor ezekiel, rick perry, slang
    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Pastor Zeke, How Was Your Trip To Visit Rick Perry At His Niggerhead Ranch?

      Thank you for asking sister. I had a wonderful time. Niggerhead is stocked with every amenity and every manner of game you can imagine. Dick Cheney was there and we discussed his troubles with his lesbianic daughters. Both of the Koch boys were there too. One of them cheats at poker, but I won't say which of them.

      Of course the liberals are all bent out of shape over Brother Perry's beautiful ranch. They have a permanent picket line at the entrance to Niggerhead. We shot a few of them too.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22912
          #3
          Re: Pastor Zeke, How Was Your Trip To Visit Rick Perry At His Niggerhead Ranch?

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Not too long ago you mentioned going to minister to Rick Perry, and a few of his friends and supporters at his family’s secluded West Texas hunting camp, affectionately called, “Niggerhead”
          It’s not “affectionately called “Niggerhead”, it is called “Niggerhead”. That’s its name and it ain't going to be changed any time soon. I called a few good folk in the area, all of them confirmed it. “Niggerhead” it is.

          The outline of the ranch is a very similar to a head… of a nigra, and that old cabin that was there before Ray Perry came had the name plate “Uncle Tom’s” on it beneath a picture of a grinning Colored. There used to be a Jigaboo Creek run through the ranch but that dried – yes, I know, too lazy to do anything! Then there is Darkie Ridge, a piece of higher land to the southwest, and Cottonpicker Lake that was reached by Picanniny Road that goes through Coon Flats and over Porch Monkey Tank.

          These are just names, nothing more. I don’t like how people read things into them and try to change history.
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          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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