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  • The Trump-Putin handshake vs. the Bible - Trump Exalted!

    The thing we've all been waiting for finally happened. The two great friends of Jesus and BFFs President Trump and President Putin finally met in person and the immediate bromantic love* was tangible. The meeting lasted much longer than predicted and during their talks the two Godly males were able to find a solution to the crises in Syria, divide the world between them in anticipation f the Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17), and disarm the cyber threats that would have allowed lawless criminals try to usurp the US election also in the future (with Mr. Putin's help it was narrowly avoided in 2016).



    It is such a relief that 1) the Cyber Unit will be impenetrable, thus protecting it against any sodomite attacks, and 2) that from now on the Russians will be monitoring all future US elections and vice versa to ensure the continued occupancy of Evangelical Men on the US and Russian thrones.

    Now we move on to the only controversial issue of this great meeting. The body language. Many less educated and ill-informed liberal journalists (most of them who are British) have questioned the stance of our President Trump as submissive. The alleged evidence is as follows:
    If you look at that handshake, Trump does something that is different than many other handshakes I've seen him do with other world leaders. He's the one that's initiating. His body — and whole body, actually — steps forward and leans forward as he goes to shake hands. And he offers his hand . . . more palm-up, more in supplication, which again is unusual. Usually he offers it palm down to be on top. And if you look at his demeanor, he seems to be happy.
    Well, of course He is happy. The most significant meeting on Earth since Jesus met His Cross was just about to take place. Now let us look at that submissive gesture:



    Let us assess this gesture first. Of course it is a submissive gesture. Two great leaders, apparently equal, meet, but President Trump yields to another great king! Why would He do that? Again, the secular press can offer no explanation, but the Bible can. Yes, it can! There are good reasons why President Trump's hand (that is wonderfully delicate and tiny) submits to President Putin's mighty fingers. That reason is Eternity. That reason is the future status of President Trump in Heaven!

    Matthew 23:12
    And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.


    President Trump is going to be exalted. That is fine but is it enough? Actually, it is not. We want more for the Donald and, as it turns out, so does Jesus!

    Matthew 18:4
    Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is
    greatest in the kingdom of heaven.


    Mr. President Trump is going to be the Greatest in Heaven. That is extremely good news. Of course, Mr. Putin will also hold a prestigious position in the team of Advisers for Jesus, but President Trump will be the Greatest. And all this just because He knows His Bible and shows the World His humble and sensitive character, His gentle and caring nature of those who are going to serve under Him in Heaven. All this was even better exemplified by another charming and charitable gesture by our Donald!



    Trump puts his left hand up underneath, which is the supportive cue, up underneath Putin’s arm and taps it three times.
    Now that’s going to sound odd, but three actually has a strong symbolic reference in nonverbal communication, and typically it means a true feeling or a true emotion. So you combine all those together: He’s supportive underneath Putin’s arm, he’s touching it three times in a gentle pat. It means, ‘I support you, I really support you.’
    True feeling! True Emotion! True Christian™. Two men supporting and cherishing each other. Nothing can be more beautiful than having this union of two strictly heterosexual Caucasian males exchanging highly emotional messages. They will eagerly participate in the scheme of Jesus to end the fornication and bring along the ultimate punishments to the sinners (Revelation 19:15). The Donald is our David and the Vlad is our Jonathan!



    1 Samuel 14:14
    And that first slaughter, which Jonathan and his armourbearer made, was about twenty men, within as it were an half acre of land, which a yoke of oxen might plow.




    1 Samuel 18:3
    Then Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul.






    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer


    * I am nowadays most proficient with this new small talk of the younger generation and it has helped by attempts to evangelize them tremendously. Praise Jesus.
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    Re: The Trump-Putin handshake vs. the Bible - Trump Exalted!

    All the Democrats were whining when they didn't get their "first woman" president. Little do they realize that girly boy Obama was the first woman president. Indeed, the rest of the world seems to be electing effeminate presidents - mommies boy Macron in France, and Nancy boy Trudeau in Canada. We don't even need to mention the recent debacle brought by British Prime Minister Theresa May's lack of testosterone.

    What a refreshing thing to see two virile manly men as leaders once again.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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      Re: The Trump-Putin handshake vs. the Bible - Trump Exalted!

      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
      What a refreshing thing to see two virile manly men as leaders once again.
      Wiser words have rarely been uttered, Brother William. It is time the sinner nations remembered who the ultimate alpha male was.

      Revelation 21:6
      And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.




      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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