As of August 15th, All True Christians™ quickly and decisively stand united in condemning the Charlottesville violence on many sides.
Sock it to those car-denters, Brother Trump!
But isn't the driver the real victim here? He was obviously brainwashed by violent Hollywood movies like this one:
And how do we even know that a right-winger was even driving? In these days of self-driving cars with learning Artificial intelligence, we can't be so sure. I mean, just listen to what the protesters were chanting:
"Whose streets? Our Streets"
The street does not belong to you, it belongs to the cars, and of course the self-driving cars would get angry if you provoke them like that. Siri has gotten snippy with me for far less than that. Did I tell you the time I told Siri to shut up, and then she downloaded all that porn, trying to frame me, and make people think I had an obsessive gay Mexican fetish?
But back to the point: we oppose this horrible murder. When Trump said in the good old days protesters would leave on stretchers, this isn't what he had in mind. Well, not EXACTLY what he had in mind.
Also, his actions were not Biblically Correct. This was not a case of stoning the sinners. Stoning and car attacks are totally different. Maybe if he had glued some stones to the front of his car the situation would be different, but he didn't.
Sock it to those car-denters, Brother Trump!
But isn't the driver the real victim here? He was obviously brainwashed by violent Hollywood movies like this one:
And how do we even know that a right-winger was even driving? In these days of self-driving cars with learning Artificial intelligence, we can't be so sure. I mean, just listen to what the protesters were chanting:
"Whose streets? Our Streets"
The street does not belong to you, it belongs to the cars, and of course the self-driving cars would get angry if you provoke them like that. Siri has gotten snippy with me for far less than that. Did I tell you the time I told Siri to shut up, and then she downloaded all that porn, trying to frame me, and make people think I had an obsessive gay Mexican fetish?
But back to the point: we oppose this horrible murder. When Trump said in the good old days protesters would leave on stretchers, this isn't what he had in mind. Well, not EXACTLY what he had in mind.
Also, his actions were not Biblically Correct. This was not a case of stoning the sinners. Stoning and car attacks are totally different. Maybe if he had glued some stones to the front of his car the situation would be different, but he didn't.
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