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  • Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

    Let's get to the root causes of the root causes, folks.

    Some people are better than other people.

    Let's call the better people "smart", and the inferior people "stupid".

    Stupid people get hateful when they see smart people going around and doing the things that smart people do.

    What do better people do? Smart people create and maintain most of the wealth, smart people win most of the wars, smart people are often better ethically too.

    As long as there are nothing but stupid people, nobody is going to notice anybody's stupidity, laziness, impulsiveness, weakness and amorality. Then smart people come along and ruin everything for stupid people.

    Different political systems propose ways to deal with the hatred this stirs up in stupid people.

    1. Leftism prevents smart people from doing their thing. Leftism punishes people for creating or maintaining wealth, winning wars, and being ethically superior. (Ethically superior? Yes: if your race/culture is the first/only one to ban slavery, the left will accuse you of inventing slavery. Ditto with racism, sexism, bigotry, prudery, genocide, imperialism, fascism, pollution, school shootings and everything else the left claims the West invented.)

    2. Fascism/identity politics redirects the hate, reminding stupid people that they also hate other stupid people, which is true because stupid people are so hateful that they have enough hatred for everyone. Plus, stupid people tend to be very easy to hate.

    3. Democracy keeps stupid people out of power, by giving power to the smart person who is best at manipulating stupid people. The winners tend to manipulate the stupid people with empty promises, distractions, and low-calorie "lite" versions of leftism and identity politics/fascism. However, no democracy has lasted very long, eventually it always becomes one of the other two systems.

    So you can deal with haters by 1. Indulging the hate, 2. redirecting the hate, or 3. Lying to the haters. However, while you can fool stupid people by lying to them, reality can't be fooled.

    All of these systems fail because they do not deal with the root problem: the hatred itself, which is spawned when stupid people witness smart people in action.

    I propose a fourth political system:

    4. Stealth superiority.

    In this system, the smart are free to remain smart so long as they stay out of the public attention. Meanwhile the stupid get to take credit for running the world, as long as they don't actually do anything substantial.

    Think of how people worship sports heroes, as if playing fetch actually achieves something. Or how rock stars get interviewed about politics as if anyone expects them to know anything. Think of how people still follow the Royal Family. Think Donald Trump, with a deeper deep state to keep him from accidentally bombing "thighland".

    Let's take a bunch of charismatic stupid people, give them a bunch of impressive uniforms, get them offices in all the impressive old buildings, get them laboratories with colorful bubbling chemicals, and give them credit every time a peace treaty is signed or a vaccine is invented or an astronaut lands on a planet.

    When they have beefs with each other, let them blame each other for all the bad things that happen in the world.

    Let our charismatic pseudo-elite have absurd amounts of money and all the showy new toys our secret scientists can invent. Let the stupid masses live vicariously through them.

    Let's turn every institution into a constitutional monarchy, only instead of a parliament, you have a smoke-filled backroom filled with shabbily-dressed nerds who everybody assumes must work in accounting or something. All anybody knows is that they take a lot of sick days. And know a lot about private islands.

    It would be like Idiocracy, only when something goes wrong, mysterious men in black show up, fix the problem, and then congratulate whoever was officially in charge for saving the day.

    Sort of like how US special forces helicopter into a warzone at night, quietly snipe all the bad guys, and then allow the local keystone cops to brag about the epic battle they just won.

    Or think of it as Atlas Shrugged only without the genocide-level mass death and the question of whatever happens with the nuclear weapons. Also, more private islands, and less gulches. Like, 100% less gulches.
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    Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

    That's deep, Brother Jeb. It's important we read it several times to understand. I can't thank you enough to bringing to us the insight on how to build a better society.
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      Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

      Well, I know that I like to keep my superiority under wraps. People really hate me for being better than them. They especially hate me for knowing the Bible better than them.

      Knowing the Bible really brings out the hate. You can see the stupid at work in those who hold up Bibles that they haven't really read.
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      • #4
        Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

        I might be an outlier here, but I actually believe that the evolutionist hypothesis has some merit when it comes to stupid people.

        Wait, wait, I know what you're thinking, but hear me out: stupid people do stupid things, and if they manage to kill themselves in the process, that's one stupid person less in the world. Win-win.

        So I say, let's allow stupid people to be stupid, and we'll have the last laugh.

        Example: the coronavirus debacle. As True Christians™ we know what is the correct (that is, not stupid) behavior when it comes to wearing masks and public gatherings. Stupid people, on the other hand, don't. And if we take a look at the statistics, I know we can find a way to prove that there are more people dying getting strangled with their own masks than people dying because they or their loved ones were not wearing masks. Right?
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        • #5
          Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

          Smart people create and maintain most of the wealth, smart people win most of the wars, smart people are often better ethnically too.
          Just wondering if that was a typo introduced in transmission? If so, FTFY.
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            Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            I might be an outlier here, but I actually believe that the evolutionist hypothesis has some merit when it comes to stupid people.

            Wait, wait, I know what you're thinking, but hear me out: stupid people do stupid things, and if they manage to kill themselves in the process, that's one stupid person less in the world. Win-win.

            So I say, let's allow stupid people to be stupid, and we'll have the last laugh.

            Example: the coronavirus debacle. As True Christians™ we know what is the correct (that is, not stupid) behavior when it comes to wearing masks and public gatherings. Stupid people, on the other hand, don't. And if we take a look at the statistics, I know we can find a way to prove that there are more people dying getting strangled with their own masks than people dying because they or their loved ones were not wearing masks. Right?
            Has anyone noticed how stupidity tends to congregate in some very specific locations? Of course idiots have dumb-klutz families and quite soon you'd have whole dimwit cities. They'd probably poison themselves or blow the place up or get electrocuted but that's too simplistic an approach. One dimensional. By placing one's emergency grain reserves adjacent to unregulated explosive dumps a deeper and more pervasive level of derangement is achieved. Surely no administration even of the least competence would allow that?
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            It's almost as if there were a religion out there destroying whatever God had ordained, breeding up twerps. Give them an "in" to your political system and the whole thing goes belly up! We've heard about the red left and the hard right. Now we've got deep moron: everywhere it goes destruction surely follows.

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            • #7
              Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

              Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
              Think Donald Trump.. more private islands, and less gulches. Like, 100% less gulches.
              Yet instead, now we will be ruled by a stuttering hair-sniffer and a vice-president who is nothing but one big fat gulch, if you know what I mean.
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                Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

                Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
                Let's turn every institution into a constitutional monarchy...
                This could be the perfect way to settle the election litigation. Let Biden be President until we elect a Republican in 2024, but anoint Donald Trump king.
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                • #9
                  Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

                  Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                  This could be the perfect way to settle the election litigation. Let Biden be President until we elect a Republican in 2024, but anoint Donald Trump king.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

                    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                    ...anoint Donald Trump king.
                    As the Constitution confers no powers, privileges, rights, not even free parking every other Tuesday (9 A.M. to 5 P.M., north side only), on anyone so named as "king", if it will end this national embarrassment of a tantrum long enough to get Dorito Mussolini out of the White House, go for it.

                    edit: get him a gold-plated plaque to really sell the deal

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                    • #11
                      Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

                      Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post

                      Stupid people get hateful when they see smart people going around and doing the things that smart people do....


                      I propose a fourth political system:

                      4. Stealth superiority.

                      In this system, the smart are free to remain smart so long as they stay out of the public attention....
                      You know, kind of like the complete opposite of what the space industry is doing:




                      Sure is fun watching the neckbeard libcucks tear themselves to pieces over events that are as obviously faked as the moon landing.

                      "Your rocket is sexist because it looks like a penis! We demand rockets that are shaped like vaginas!"

                      "Oh yeah, well your spaceplane doesn't use organic arugula for fuel so it has to stay grounded until we've solved obesity, sexual dimorphism, and the continental drift crisis!"

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                      • #12
                        Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

                        Oh - I didn't know organic arugula was causing sexual dimorphism. Something to check out tomorrow.

                        Libraries are so fantastic! You can look up anything, even get source material – a book, usually – on interlibrary loan and if you return 90 or 100 years later, it's still there. For example Hitler's speeches are preserved on U-matic (one of several media) (and in text, less interesting than the vid though) then you know. Don't speak German? A student will translate it for you, bonus points for initiative as a project, anyone can go to a library and questions are more than welcome: they're the whole point of the library! Jesus has material in libraries. But Jesus is not alone. Satan is there too. Prayer is the answer.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

                          When it comes down to understanding stupid people, we can simply look at known facts. Those who do not believe known facts are stupid. Let's summarize the known facts:

                          The Bible is the word of God.

                          It says God created the universe.

                          Those who do not sin go the heaven after they die, those who sin go the hell.

                          Anyone who does not believe this is stupid. I rest my case.
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

                            Another thing Christ-deniers often claim is that there are unknown facts.

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                              Re: Let's solve the root problem of all root problems: stupid people are stupid

                              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                              Another thing Christ-deniers often claim is that there are unknown facts.
                              So sad. God knows everything and He gave us the Bible so we can know what He wants us to know.
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