Celebrate the Fourth of July, John Cornyn-style!

[Larry Lee]

Here at Landover Baptist Church, we're as giddy as schoolgirls getting their first taste of saddlebacked virginity.... Who would have thought that the momentum of overturning Roe v. Wade and castrating EPA would so quickly have brought the deep and Holy cleansing of our civil life? We're happily in afterglow. It's like Jesus said in Matthew 21:13 when He threw shade at the moneychangers and then followed through on it:

"My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of progressive malfeasance."

What's filled our wineskins with new blood is Senator John Cornyn's call for Clarence Thomas to step-and-fetch the overturn of Brown v. Board of Education. We don't need no stinkin Negroes in our public schools! Let them take their remedial classes in overcoming their ebonics disability in their own schools in their own neighborhoods... Jesus! God knows all of them need Individualized Learning Plans! Mescegenation in public education does nothing for our kids but introduce them to the horror of Beyoncé.

That's why John Cornyn's leadership in addressing the current fad for race mixing is so special to us....

Brother John is the senior Senator from Texas, and in Texas, they're teaching us new lessons in how to celebrate our nation's originalist, three-fifths foundations.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Celebrate the Fourth of July, John Cornyn-style!

I think Texas should move along further with its long-stated goal of secession.

Texas GOP's new platform says Biden didn't really win. It also calls for secession

"We believe that the 2020 election violated Article 1 and 2 of the US Constitution," the Texas Republicans said in their new platform. They accuse several secretaries of state of illegal actions, alleging that "substantial election fraud in key metropolitan areas" distorted the results in Biden's favor.

"We reject the certified results of the 2020 presidential election, and we hold that acting President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. was not legitimately elected by the people of the United States," the GOP platform stated.

Then they can enjoy their own Supreme Court and their own textbooks. And give up their electoral votes - which admittedly leaves the Union at the mercy of radical Democrats. But Texas doesn't care about that b*llshit any more. It's all Texas, baby! And Mexico can start paying for the wall they were supposed to build. Yeah, baby, hostile countries on both sides - git ma gun!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Celebrate the Fourth of July, John Cornyn-style!

Then they can enjoy their own Supreme Court and their own textbooks. And give up their electoral votes - which admittedly leaves the Union at the mercy of radical Democrats.

No problem. Iowa can just join Texas. Then the rest of America will have to get by on its own with its science and technology and education and sexual freedom and programs that help poor people and women's rights while we enjoy the good life as God intended under our President for life, Donald J. Trump.