Are These Big Government Cameras in your Area?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

For those of us who know who the real president is, here's some information they do not want you to know:

Biden has got his eye on you. Could it be true that the government are using old hornet nests to conceal cameras? It's sure a good idea... If you see a hornet's nest, hit it with a stick and destroy the camera!

[handmaiden]

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Thank you Brother Bathfire for this important information. I can't believe anyone would think that a hanging formation such as the one pictured in your post could possibly be natural. Of course it is government made! The thing is obviously some sort of paper mache and wasps do not have access to large amounts of paper.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Landover Baptist is the leading church in the U.S. for smaller government. We would not tolerate government watching us.

A camera hidden in such a contraption would make sense if it was trained on the house of a pregnant woman. Our government must keep track of the comings and goings of pregnant women so they do not harm their baby. So many miscarriages are caused by the sins of the pregnant mother.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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That thing looks awfully suspicious. Not only does it look like a Deep State camera, but it could also house a Chinese communist Huawei 5G cell site.

Two blasts from a 12 gauge shotgun should take care of it.

[Isabella White]

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Biden has got his eye on you. Could it be true that the government are using old hornet nests to conceal cameras? It's sure a good idea... If you see a hornet's nest, hit it with a stick and destroy the camera!

That thing looks awfully suspicious. Not only does it look like a Deep State camera, but it could also house a Chinese communist Huawei 5G cell site.

Thank you so very much, dear Brothers Bathfire and Bryan, for this very valuable warning. Goodness; it's gotten past the point where one cannot go anywhere without having a camera tracking one's every move. It's as though we cannot escape being followed by spies everywhere!

Now, all of this reminds me of the alarming notice given to us by dear President Trump's chief advisor — Kellyanne Conway — when she revealed that the Obummer fellow was using hidden cameras in microwave ovens to spy on people! only knows what not-my-President Sleepy Joe Burden and Obummer are going to do with that information, but you can rest assured that it will not amount to acts of kindness toward others!

“What I can say is there are many ways to surveil each other now, unfortunately,” including “microwaves that turn into cameras, etc,” Conway told New Jersey’s the Record newspaper in an interview on Sunday. “So we know that that is just a fact of modern life.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...eillance-obama

[Larry Lee]

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Dr. Bathfile, Now that the Most Serene Boris Johnson has fled from office to pursue other opportunities, I predict the beta Tories and coloring-book Liberals will be installing their surveillance equipment, which you describe, throughout the English countryside this summer. My guess is that the winding country lanes of the Lake District will be surveilled closely, as the most favored location for bicycle-riding disinformationalists who hang onto their belief in England's European identity.

For those of us who know who the real president is, here's some information they do not want you to know:

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Biden has got his eye on you. Could it be true that the government are using old hornet nests to conceal cameras? It's sure a good idea... If you see a hornet's nest, hit it with a stick and destroy the camera!

[Dennis Lukes]

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Well Pastor Bathfire, I had my spic maids comb through the property and destroy all the hidden cameras not installed by me, which they brought to me for inspection. These are highly sophisticated surveillance devices without visible wiring, circuitry, or indeed man-made technology of any kind that is apparent to the eye of a layman such as myself. What's more, Biden's death squads have rigged them with antipersonnel hornet swarms to make them tamper resistant. Several of my servants have been badly injured, but it's a sacrifice I was willing to make to prevent Biden's voyeuristic gaze from reaching my children.

[Larry Lee]

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voyeuristic gaze from reaching my children.

Brother Lukes, These children of which you speak -- Were they the ones reported to wear clothes of mixed cloth at a school function, while repudiating God's authorship of 1st John 5:7–8?

"Because there are three in Heaven that testify -- the Father, the Word and the Holy Spirit -- and these three are one"

The incendiary reports I've reviewed cause me deep pain and pause. That your own issue would blaspheme the Holy Ghost speaks volumes about the household from which they emerged. Not surprisingly, my first judgment against you leads me to hold you personally responsible for these children's unpardonable transgression against the Holy Ghost. But, you may think I'm being too lenient on you and them. Please share your thoughts and tithes.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Brother Lukes, These children of which you speak -- Were they the ones reported to wear clothes of mixed cloth at a school function ... Please share your thoughts and tithes.

Sir no Sir! I assure you, no issue of my seed would ever dare to contravene the Lord's commandments (except my eldest daughter, who has been disowned and shunned). In fact, I preemptively caned them after reading your post (Proverbs 13:24). Of course, one could also make the argument that God doesn't want us to love our children by beating them because He actually commands us to hate them (Luke 14:26), therefore we shouldn't lovingly use belts but should be emotionally abusive instead.


Thank Jesus for sending an esteemed theologian my way to settle this one for me. And who started this rumor anyway? We don't even live in Freehold. Was it Dr. Toole? You can tell me.

[Larry Lee]

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In fact, I preemptively caned them after reading your post (Proverbs 13:24).

Bless you, Brother. No True Christian™ home is complete without the lofty spanking paddle.

[Elmer G. White]

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I preemptively caned them after reading your post (Proverbs 13:24). Of course, one could also make the argument that God doesn't want us to love our children by beating them because He actually commands us to hate them (Luke 14:26), therefore we shouldn't lovingly use belts but should be emotionally abusive instead.

You've expressed this is such an elegant manner, Brother in Christ, and I am positive that you're proficient in both Godly ways to educate your children: physical AND mental! Glory!

Psalms 34:11
Come, ye children, hearken unto me: I will teach you the fear of the LORD.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

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There was an item on the cover of that book; what is it? A flower?

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[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Democrats have been normalizing this for decades. It started with 1984 George Orwell's utopian motivation tract. David Bowie put it to music, as did gay-fronted devil-rockers Judas Priest:

(Warning: do not play this video backwards and listen extremely closely to every moment, otherwise you might hear a studio engineer say "do it", which will make you commit suicide. The activist judges may have dismissed the case, but we know the truth!)

[handmaiden]

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There was an item on the cover of that book; what is it? A flower?

That, Sister Mitza, is a good old-fashioned switch.

In some families, there isn't enough money for a designated bottom-whooping instrument. And there certainly isn't enough money to have one hanging from a hook at home plus keep a travel-sized version handy if naughty children need correction in the here and now in some location away from the house.

So, part of the disciplinary process was to send the child out into the backyard or wherever there might be a tree or a bush available. It was the child's task to select the right-sized switch and bring it back to Ma, Pa, Meemaw or whoever was going to do the whipping of the youngster's butt.

No kid with any sense would bring back an inadequate switch, because that would mean more punishment. Once the switch met with approval, then the child would lower their drawers and bend over the lap of whoever was doing the swacking.

Expecting a grown-up to exert themselves by standing over a cowering child would be unthinkable. A fairly infirm grandparent would need to conserve all their strength to administer a good whipping. Not being able to walk without assistance would never stop a dedicated authority figure from administering justice.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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That, Sister Mitza, is a good old-fashioned switch.

Not to be confused with the Nintendo product. What a disappointing Christmas that was.