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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #1

    Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead!

    Brothers and Sisters,

    PRAISE JESUS So-damn Insane (Saddam Hussein) is finally dead! Finally the True Culprit of the 9/11™ attacks has been killed! American's can finally sleep a bit easier knowing that this man is now roasting in Hell along with Gerald Ford!



    Originally posted by George W. Bush
    "Good riddance," Bush said then. "The world is better off without you, Mr. Saddam Hussein."
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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #2
    Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead!

    At last, we shall be rid of the specter of terrorism!

    I was puzzled by your comments about Gerald Ford's damnation, until I recalled two things: (1) his membership in the borderline-Catlick Episcopal Cult, and (2) his despicable attack on President Bush that, being the yellow-bellied coward that he is, he did make public until AFTER his death. Yuck!
    Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 12-31-2006, 05:37 AM.
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    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
      Scientific Advisor
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2373

      #3
      Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead!

      Precisely -- although he may have been regarded as a nice man by many, he is now being severely sodomized by Satan for all eternity. Our God is a Just God, and cannot tolerate such homers as Gerald Ford!
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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #4
        Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead!

        GLORY!! Brothers,

        and let us not forget he is also roasting with a depraved Nigra that JESUS saw fit to kill this week. The dreaded James Brown!

        JESUS Always Wins!!!!!!!!!
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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead!



          Why, look, Brothers and Sisters! Just look at them all Weep for Joy!

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Soddom's final words

            Well, we now know Sodumb's last words:
            Saddam: "Oh God."
            Voices: "May God's blessings be upon Mohamed and his household. And may God hasten their appearance and curse their enemies."
            Voices: "Moqtada [al-Sadr] ... Moqtada ... Moqtada."
            Saddam: "Do you consider this bravery?"
            Voice: "Long live Muhammad Baqir al-Sadr."
            Voice: "To hell."
            Voice: "Please do not. The man is being executed. Please no, I beg you to stop."
            Saddam: "There is no God but Allah and I testify that Mohamed is the messenger of God. There is no God but Allah and I testify that Mohamed..."
            Typical sand negro insanity. He chose to spend his last moments on earth confirming his damnation and heaping praises on Satan. If he had only thought to spend his last moments accepting Jesus Christ as his personal Saviour, he could be sitting by God's side in Heaven right now. Instead, he's just bobbing around in the Lake of Fire with millions of other Arabs.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #7
              Re: Soddom's final words

              Well, whatever he was, he's dead now. But yet, they haven't found Bin Laden.
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                Scientific Advisor
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2373

                #8
                Re: Soddom's final words

                George Bush himself stated that Bin Laden wasn't important to him, and therefore shouldn't be important to any True American. We caught the mastermind anyways (Saddam).
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                • TwinkBoy
                  CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 212

                  #9
                  Re: Soddom's final words

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Well, whatever he was, he's dead now. But yet, they haven't found Bin Laden.
                  Isn't that amazzzzing? They can find a fly on the wall but they can't find him. Gee you'd think with GWB being the "lard's annointed prophet" that he'd get a REVELATION as to Bin's whereabouts. But...alas...no such revelation seem forthcoming.....snicker...snicker
                  "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

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                  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                    Scientific Advisor
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2373

                    #10
                    Re: Soddom's final words

                    Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                    Isn't that amazzzzing? They can find a fly on the wall but they can't find him. Gee you'd think with GWB being the "lard's annointed prophet" that he'd get a REVELATION as to Bin's whereabouts. But...alas...no such revelation seem forthcoming.....snicker...snicker
                    If we had wanted to find him, we would have. He is of no importance to us now. We found the True culprit. Watch your snotty remarks or it will be back to detention with you
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                    • Poetic Peter
                      Christian Poet Emeritus
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 1696

                      #11
                      What was Saddam's Last Supper like?

                      I say he really wanted bagels and lox.

                      And you?

                      What would you have fed Sadie for his last meal?

                      Hostess brand Twink-
                      ies?

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead!

                        I'm sure he had the same thing he always had for dinner while he was president of that cesspool: tubesteak.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Creatiff
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 7

                          #13
                          Re: Soddom's final words

                          Your government funded Al'Quaida for years. Funded all their training operations and terror camps. Now, your governement turns around, and thinks, 'ooo, we need more oil! And Al'Quaida arent helping us get it, lets blame them for a terrorist attack!'. Al'Quaida still havent taken responsibility for 9/11 btw, which your government most likely set up anyway (a bit like the Reichstag fire) to give them 'emergency powers' and walk into Afghanistan without any protest from world leaders.

                          Saddam Hussein wasnt even part of Al'Quaida, and will never be, now that he is dead. Iraq is worse now, under American 'democracy' than ever it has been. Thanks to this war, and Saddam's death, the world has ended up a far unsafer place than it was before. Bah, if you read any of this, well done. If you understood any of it, you deserve a medal, and if you took some of it to heart, then i have won a private victory over an enraptured mass of mind-washed beings.

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                          • Poetic Peter
                            Christian Poet Emeritus
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 1696

                            #14
                            Re: Soddom's final words

                            Originally posted by Creatiff View Post
                            Your government funded Al'Quaida for years. Funded all their training operations and terror camps. Now, your governement turns around, and thinks, 'ooo, we need more oil! And Al'Quaida arent helping us get it, lets blame them for a terrorist attack!'. Al'Quaida still havent taken responsibility for 9/11 btw, which your government most likely set up anyway (a bit like the Reichstag fire) to give them 'emergency powers' and walk into Afghanistan without any protest from world leaders.

                            Saddam Hussein wasnt even part of Al'Quaida, and will never be, now that he is dead. Iraq is worse now, under American 'democracy' than ever it has been. Thanks to this war, and Saddam's death, the world has ended up a far unsafer place than it was before. Bah, if you read any of this, well done. If you understood any of it, you deserve a medal, and if you took some of it to heart, then i have won a private victory over an enraptured mass of mind-washed beings.
                            :I read it all! My, you certainly are full of silly notions. I've "checked" all your "facts". It appears that you're full of passion for "truth". Well, the TRUTH is found in the KJV bible,
                            and not in addlepated notions. GOD has guided every movement of every man, good and bad, for all of time.

                            EVERYTHING that happens, happens because God commanded it to be.
                            God made Sadie a bad man
                            in order to wipe out others of his kind.
                            Then when Sadie overstepped and took his hate to our soils,
                            God caused him to be hanged. This is true and there's no conspiracy except that which is fomented by satan;
                            and satan is controlled by God.

                            It all makes sense when you learn to read the Bible (KJV).
                            Pastors, please assist with quotes if you will;
                            I'm off to a Barbeque rib roast party where we're cooking Sadie in effigy with red sauce
                            (really pork, but carved to look inhumane)

                            Cheerfully tender,

                            Peter

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                            • Creatiff
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 7

                              #15
                              Re: Soddom's final words

                              Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                              :I read it all!
                              Well Done!

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