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  • TwinkBoy
    CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2006
    • 212

    #1

    Sodomite makes horrifying accusations against Godly GW Bush!

    Hello loves!! Twink here and I have a few thoughts that I think you might be interested in. They regard YOUR false prophet the infamous Dumbya, aka GWB!

    I heard his FALSE CHRISTIANS State of the DIS-Union speech and, frankly, I found it astounding and SHOCKING! Consider that this man (YOUR false prophet) has had more than ample time to resolve the conflict in Iraq. BUT, for some reason Dumbya and his cohort Dick C. are SLOWww in resolving ANY matters in Iraq. I think this is so because they both do NOT want the situation in Iraq resolved. Why not? Because there is MONEY to be had in the reconstruction of Iraq by HELL-a-burton and other US government contractors. What is actually happening is Bush and Dick are EXPLOITING the good people of Iraq!

    Face the FACT, loves!! Consider that Dumbya is a FAILURE and has been since the very day he was born! This man has FAILED at EVERY business and leadership endeavor he has ever undertaken! He is such a FAILURE that he could not even do the ball team right! And, in the oil business he was such a bad businessman that he FAILED miserably and in OIL no less!! The man is a DRUNKARD and although he PRETENDS to be a recovered alchy and druggy the signs of his ONGOING indulgence in both are BLATANT for the whole world to see!!

    Further, loves, Dumbya has done more SINGLE HANDEDLY to set BACK American reputation and foreign relations that ANY Communist could ever hope to accomplish with all the help of his friends! Once America was the LIGHT of FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY and we were the most RESPECTED nation on earth. BUT, today we are NOT and we all have the ignorant FAILURE Dumbya to thank for THAT!!

    Now, Dumbya claims that "god" speaks to him and that "god" told him to attack Iraq. Is this not alcoholic/drug addict DELUSIONS? It's called RELIGIOUS IDEATIONS WITH PSYCHOTIC FEATURES, people!! The man is CERTIFIABLY INSANE!! And THIS is the "leader" of the "free" world? Now, all you alleged "true Xtians" lick everything up that comes out of Dumbya's mouth and to your own DEMISE I fear. Do you honestly think that this man could even remotely be a real Prophet? If you do then I now understand why and how PSYCHOSIS breeds company!!

    The FACT is Dumbya should have been called on the carpet and impeached years ago. WHY the American people have allowed this LUNATIC to serve as President for almost 8 years is beyond comprehension! He is WEAK and NOT even remotely a Leader at all. Bush and Dick are EXPLOITING the good people of the Middle East and all for their own MONETARY GAIN!! Now THAT is SIN!!

    You most likely do not agree with one word I've said here BUT I am NOT going to sit by and listen to all this GARBAGE about Dumbya being God's prophet any longer!! IF anything Dumbya just might being setting the stage for what you TC's call the ANTICHRIST and believe me if He shows up on the scene YOU ARE going to go through HELL with all the rest of us on this planet. Your idea of RAPTURE is a FALSE DOCTRINE and is NOT even BIBLICAL! It was a doctrine developed in the 18th and early 19th Centuries LONG after your Christ DIED.

    So, loves, consider Dumbya and his false prophet Dick to be "men of God" if you so chose BUT the FACTS speak very DIFFERENTLY about both the idiot Bush and the EVIL Dick C.!! Come to think of it, loves, I strongly suspect that the father of Dick C. was Darth Vader. At least, they both seem to have the SAME old worn out dark demeanor...snicker, snicker.

    Chow Moppets!!
    Twink
    "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

    "Don't dream it...BE IT!"
  • Youth Pastor Marty
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 365

    #2
    Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

    Oh, I suppose you believe that the Twin Towers were were brought down by remote controlled jetliners too. Also, the insurgents are just tanned CIA agents with towels on their heads, right?

    Secular news source: I suppose this man is your hero nonetheless? http://www.cnn.com/US/9812/16/clinton.iraq.speech/

    I suggest you dance your merry little way back offline, before God decides to send you to Hell a bit early! And don't even think about coming near our Church you homer!

    Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

      I'm surprised you were able to take your hands out of your pants long enough to write that jabbering nonsense, Sodomite. Maybe it's time you put down your Man On Man Abominations magazine and pay attention to the real world!
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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #4
        Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

        Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
        Your idea of RAPTURE is a FALSE DOCTRINE and is NOT even BIBLICAL! It was a doctrine developed in the 18th and early 19th Centuries LONG after your Christ DIED.
        HOW DARE YOU?
        What could a filthy sodomite know about the Word of God?

        And just to shut you up, here you go then:

        And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven:
        And then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
        And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds,
        from one end of heaven to the other.
        Matthew 24:30-31


        But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
        But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
        For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
        And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
        Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. Two women shall be grinding at the mill;
        The one shall be taken, and the other left. Watch therefore:
        For ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
        Matthew 24:36-42

        Stop believing everything you read, you retarded homer!
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • WickedWitch
          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
          • Jan 2007
          • 1366

          #5
          Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

          Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
          <Snip: Twink's Marvelous Post>

          Chow Moppets!!
          Twink
          No wonder I love you, Twink!

          By the way, I have no doubt that Cheney is not and never was the Lord Vader. You see, Darth Vader deserved every ounce of the respect he earned: he was powerful, strong-willed, and cunning. He exuded a sense of fear and forboding, and had an ominous presence that reached everyone within a one light-year radius. An all around excellent and competent commander. Cheney is an idiot, though not to the extent that Bush is. You see, they're two completely different characters.
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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892

            #6
            Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

            Originally posted by Undecided View Post
            By the way, I have no doubt that Cheney is not and never was the Lord Vader. You see, Darth Vader deserved every ounce of the respect he earned: he was powerful, strong-willed, and cunning. He exuded a sense of fear and forboding, and had an ominous presence that reached everyone within a one light-year radius. An all around excellent and competent commander. Cheney is an idiot, though not to the extent that Bush is. You see, they're two completely different characters.
            You fear a fictional character like Vader, who ain't got nothing on a real commander?
            Namely, the commander of the WHOLE UNIVERSE:
            OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST!
            How about fearing the LORD for a change, woman?

            The fear of the LORD is a fountain of life, to depart from the snares of death.
            Proverbs 14:27
            Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 01-30-2007, 04:04 AM.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • WickedWitch
              Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
              CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
              • Jan 2007
              • 1366

              #7
              Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              You fear a fictional character like Vader, who ain't got nothing on a real commander?
              I don't fear the Lord Vader, I just happen to have respect for him. A thousand times more respect than I have for the Bush and his tubby minion, Cheney.
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              • BornAgain
                Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2007
                • 146

                #8
                Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                No wonder I love you, Twink!

                By the way, I have no doubt that Cheney is not and never was the Lord Vader. You see, Darth Vader deserved every ounce of the respect he earned: he was powerful, strong-willed, and cunning. He exuded a sense of fear and forboding, and had an ominous presence that reached everyone within a one light-year radius. An all around excellent and competent commander. Cheney is an idiot, though not to the extent that Bush is. You see, they're two completely different characters.
                If Cheney's an idiot, how has he managed to increase Halliburton stock by 500% since 2000; something that benefits all Americans™?

                The poor only hate him because they don't get free government handouts for their meth addictions anymore.
                Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

                  Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                  No wonder I love you, Twink!

                  By the way, I have no doubt that Cheney is not and never was the Lord Vader. You see, Darth Vader deserved every ounce of the respect he earned: he was powerful, strong-willed, and cunning. He exuded a sense of fear and forboding, and had an ominous presence that reached everyone within a one light-year radius. An all around excellent and competent commander. Cheney is an idiot, though not to the extent that Bush is. You see, they're two completely different characters.
                  The Godly Vice-President isn't above shooting heathens in the face, so I'd shut my yammering trap if I were you!
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • WickedWitch
                    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
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                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1366

                    #10
                    Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    The Godly Vice-President isn't above shooting heathens in the face, so I'd shut my yammering trap if I were you!
                    Oh dear, whatever should I do in the event that Dickhead Cheney shows up at my apartment? I seem to find myself in a rather difficult position, don't I? I could either kick him in his gonads (which, by the way, were very obviously created through evolution and not intelligent design) or laugh at him. But what to do? ... You know... I think I'd do both.

                    Well, now that that problem's solved, I think we can all breathe a little easier.
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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

                      Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                      [color=purple]Oh dear, whatever should I do in the event that Dickhead Cheney shows up at my apartment? I seem to find myself in a rather difficult position, don't I? I could either kick him in his gonads (which, by the way, were very obviously created through evolution and not intelligent design)
                      Friend,
                      The fact that Mr Cheny's "Bush Twins" can be kick shows that they are a product of intellegent design. Why else would they be vunable to spitful Canadian harpies like you unless God wanted Cheny to know what hell is like?

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • BornAgain
                        Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 146

                        #12
                        Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

                        Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                        Oh dear, whatever should I do in the event that Dickhead Cheney shows up at my apartment? I seem to find myself in a rather difficult position, don't I? I could either kick him in his gonads (which, by the way, were very obviously created through evolution and not intelligent design) or laugh at him. But what to do? ... You know... I think I'd do both.

                        Well, now that that problem's solved, I think we can all breathe a little easier.
                        The question is irrelevant, since Godly Cheney doesn't have time for unsaved trash such as yourself anyways. And if you ever did attempt something like that, I'm sure he'd have your ass shipped to Gitmo in no time.
                        Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

                          Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                          Oh dear, whatever should I do in the event that Dickhead Cheney shows up at my apartment? I seem to find myself in a rather difficult position, don't I? I could either kick him in his gonads (which, by the way, were very obviously created through evolution and not intelligent design) or laugh at him. But what to do? ... You know... I think I'd do both.

                          Well, now that that problem's solved, I think we can all breathe a little easier.
                          You have been given 1000 new warning points for your terrorist threats against the Godly US government. I'd suggest you begin pondering the question of what you'd do if 12 armed DoF agents show up at your apartment in the very near future, witch!
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Lone Wolf
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 56

                            #14
                            Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                            The Godly Vice-President isn't above shooting heathens in the face
                            Hell ya! That's for sure, after Dick Cheney shot that dude in the face everybody has been running away from that mentaly defective bad shot.

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                            • Girls Do Not Wear Pants
                              Seeking the Truth©
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 38

                              #15
                              Re: The False "Prophet", Dumbya!!

                              Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
                              Hell ya! That's for sure, after Dick Cheney shot that dude in the face everybody has been running away from that mentaly defective bad shot.
                              How dare you! You are quite evil if you will disrespect God-placed authority figures in the manner.

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