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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2356

    #1

    President Trump to reclaim mountain from Eskimo Savages

    Ooga Ooga Lushka!

    It is very important that we preserve our proud colonist and imperialist White heritage, therefore, it is only fair that America's tallest mountain is named after an AMERICAN President, born in Ohio, instead some ooga booga that some Alaskan blubber chewing eskimos came up with. President Trump will make sure that Mt. McKinley gets it's real name back, and not Mt. "Denali", seriously, who can even pronounce that?

    And talking about eskimo savages, President Trump is not done with you yet as he will very soon invade and annex Greenland to exploit your native land for oil and other valuable natural resources that will bring in lots of money to American companies and cheaper gas.

    Shout GLORY!!!

  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12940

    #2
    President Trump will correct all the wrongs accumulated during the Biden and Obama years. Then he will start on mistakes made earlier. Our great country should have been using the resources of Greenland for decades.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
      An old soul
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 5075

      #3
      Not just Eskimos, Mexicans and Chinks too. The President has warned them lovingly to clear off his canal and make way for American Greatness. Nobody asks nicer or more Presidentially than Donald.

      In a message posted to his Truth Social account on Wednesday, Trump wrote: "Merry Christmas to all, including to the wonderful soldiers of China, who are lovingly, but illegally, operating the Panama Canal".

      [Prresident] Mulino [of Panama] called the claim "nonsense"
      How rude, that's no way to talk to a President. Maybe it's time to liberate Panama from RUDE LOONEY LEFTISTS.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12940

        #4
        Originally posted by Bjorn Jensen View Post
        Ooga Ooga Lushka!

        It is very important that we preserve our proud colonist and imperialist White heritage, therefore, it is only fair that America's tallest mountain is named after an AMERICAN President, . President Trump will make sure that Mt. McKinley gets it's real name back, and not Mt. "Denali", seriously, who can even pronounce that?
        Shout GLORY!!!

        Under President McKinley our country was in a Make America Great Again period. He took us off the silly Silver standard and we went back to gold. He grabbed several properties just as Trump will. McKinley got us Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam and the Philippines. A great mountain should be named after a great man.

        William McKinley - Wikipedia

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        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Adam Fag
          Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
          • Jan 2012
          • 646

          #5
          Originally posted by Bjorn Jensen View Post
          to exploit your native land for oil and other valuable​
          Why not just buy the oil?

          Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
            An old soul
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 5075

            #6
            While we're reclaiming things, it's time to take back "fascist" and "racist" from the fascist liberals who slandered the words into disrepute. Where are our brave leaders? Still worshiping at the alter of woke.
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12940

              #7
              I think President Trump's main interest in Greenland is to improve its morals. Homer marriage moved into Greenland with no resistance whatsoever. There were no politicians reading scripture as we had in the U.S. There were no headlines of preachers like Jerry Falwell condemning this sin. If the U.S. took over Greenland the first order of business would be a ban on homers and homer marriage.

              Gay Greenland--Past and Present - GlobalGayz
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • WWJDnow
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2009
                • 6314

                #8
                I heard that Eskimo men have lady parts instead of tallywackers, so how can anyone even tell who the faggots are?
                The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22380

                  #9
                  To make America Great Again, we clearly need to include all parts of America, including Canada, Greenland and of course, Panama. Except Mexico, no one wants Mexico.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14602

                    #10
                    While I enjoy serving beefsteak to my guests, it is so important to check on its origin. For example a place like Argentina has cattle – but such weird breeds! Rome sent them across, all crammed in a boat with catholics obsessing over the pope, praying to Mary and even angels. We know that only a "certain type" of angel will accept prayers and worship. Vatican traditions, The Bible explains, oppose God at every opportunity. Now let's say someone doesn't believe what God has explained. They might say, "The Bible contains nothing from God," or even, "No 'god' has never presented material suggesting it exists in the first place: until that happens, why should I take any interest in Bibles/Korans/Books-of-Mormon at all?"

                    Popes do not say that. They claim all sorts of nonsense, sure, but also claim to be representing God, specifically the God of Abraham, Isaac, Joseph, the prophet Samuel, king David and so on. There is only one source of information for popes in that case: The Bible. Anything else is just stuff they've made up themselves. I might be willing to accept that God announces specific items from time to time, through anyone at all, even through a pope. But in that case the specific announcement would not contradict a principle established over thousands of years without variation. Catholic traditions fail bigly. Not so much because they're anti-God as because they're anti-God whilst claiming to be pro-God. And that is something very easy to check. Just read The Bible.

                    Jesus had occasion to eject demons on multiple occasions. Possessed persons were free, insanity was extinguished and those demons able to bring on convulsions engendered paroxysms no more. Here* for example, TWO THOUSAND DEMONIC POSSESSIONS OF LIVESTOCK are recorded. In this case, it was spontaneous and I strongly doubt that the creatures trotted off in an orderly fashion to drown themselves. The mental image you'll have is hundreds upon hundreds of them jerking & shuddering, writhing & jolting, spasming & jiggling all the way to the water's edge screeching & snorting & drowning themselves, what a sight it must have been and what a beautiful example of Christ's love, even for me. Take a look at these monstrosities:
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                    How can I be certain these Argentine cattle are not demon possessed? Often a witch or a nun will be serene when dormant but how quickly they fire up when confronted by The Gospel! Christians experience this often, especially when explaining her error to a witch. But pacified by chakra alignment or muttering in Latin, all may seem calm. Those cattle seem calm. But are the devils just waiting to be consumed so they can reactivate and challenge Jesus?

                    So I never serve steak (or wine) produced by those opposing Christ, as set out by Him in The Bible, just to be sure. Argentina does produce a lot of beefsteak and may be a suitable country of origin for exorcism, at least insofar as livestock are concerned. But just look at what they're farming now. These are not breeds (actually I think they're all the same breed) I will be cooking any time soon.

                    * Mark 5:13

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                    • Romeo Rovagnati
                      Jesuit Insurgency Operative
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2016
                      • 746

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      To make America Great Again, we clearly need to include all parts of America, including Canada, Greenland and of course, Panama. Except Mexico, no one wants Mexico.
                      You already have parts of Mexico: just look at California.

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14602

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                        You already have parts of Mexico: just look at California.
                        Have you visited Argentina at all?

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                        • Johny Joe Hold
                          Mayor of Freehold
                           
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 12940

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          To make America Great Again, we clearly need to include all parts of America, including Canada, Greenland and of course, Panama. Except Mexico, no one wants Mexico.
                          I'm thinking Trump will want to include Mexico--he doesn't like the place or its people but he may see business opportunity. Just think how efficient and prosperous America would be if there were no Canada, North, Central or South America. There would be one country, one government one language, one God and one leader, Donald Trump. The rest of the world would cower in fear.

                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                            An old soul
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2013
                            • 5075

                            #14
                            Technically, Mexico isn't even a country. It's a landmass to the South of our border and north of our canal. It would make a wonderful freeway if covered entirely in asphalt. It's such a relief we can now talk openly about these things instead of being silenced by the radicalist new world order.
                            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22912

                              #15
                              It's obvious Greenland belongs to the USA when you look at a map.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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