Suspicion: Why is Melania in the Press So Much

Marshall · 04-27-2026, 12:21 AM

I don't think America has to worry about a Presidentress staining the chair in the Oval Office. Jesus won't allow it with a supermodel like Melania any more than He would allow it with a disgusting lesbian like Hillary. Running a nation relies on a cool head and an even temper like Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan. Women are emotional and moody by Christian design and to even imagine the chaos and deathtoll a female could cause one to two weeks out of every month is sickening. I remember years ago we here at Landover Baptist proposed a simple menstrual shack to be built behind the Whitehouse should the Devil somehow win and Hillary got elected. It was a righteous design without electricity or internet(of course) but since Jesus won that election the blueprints were set aside. Rest assured they can be reused should another female attempt to get in. As the world's leader in world leaders, America cant afford to be unless for the duration of a hysterical woman's dirty time. Pray blue eyed Jesus never suffers us that fate. Another good reason for unsaved trash to come to Jesus and for all True Christian(tm) members to up their tithes to at least Gold Level.