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  • #16
    Re: Pastor Sends Video To Obsama Ben Laden

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    If Hillary were elected, 9/11 would seem like a Sunday picnic after church. Pray to Jesus that she never be allowed to fly planes into buildings again!
    Come on Zeke, it's statements like this that give us such a credibility problem with so many people. Let's get this straight once and for all:

    Hillary Clinton, in conjunction with Barak Obama and Hugo Chavez, used Iranian remote-control technology to highjack the planes and fly them to Venezuela, while the Jesuit conspiracy used a missile provided by Saddam Hussien to blow up the pentagon, with Sen. Max Cleland (D-Georgia) using his re-election committee to plant explosives in the twin towers. The Illuminati provided safehouses and the Hollywood elites did the special effects postproduction before releasing the footage to the liberal media.
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    • #17
      Re: Pastor Sends Video To Obsama Ben Laden

      PSSSST! Ixnay on the uminati-lay.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • #18
        Re: Pastor Sends Video To Obsama Ben Laden

        Illuminati? Aren't those from the first Tomb Raider movie? Yes, they are...from the back cover it says:

        Lara must find the Triangle before it falls into the clutches of the Illuminati, a secret society bent on world domination
        Surely they don't really exist, right?

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        • #19
          Re: Pastor Sends Video To Obsama Ben Laden

          Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
          Illuminati? Aren't those from the first Tomb Raider movie? Yes, they are...from the back cover it says:



          Surely they don't really exist, right?
          You empty-headed unsaved teens are really brainwashed, aren't you. Thank God I was home-schooled, so I know better than to talk about it.
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          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #20
            Re: Pastor Sends Video To Obsama Ben Laden

            Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
            Illuminati? Aren't those from the first Tomb Raider movie? Yes, they are...from the back cover it says:



            Surely they don't really exist, right?
            No, they DO NOT EXIST, and even if they did, we would not know anything about them. NOTHING! In fact, this is the first time I have ever heard the name.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • #21
              Re: Pastor Sends Video To Obsama Ben Laden

              Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
              Oh, that's smart , let someone who has enough power to orchestrate the cause of 9/11 know exactly who you are, what you look like, and that you think his religion is wrong.
              So you think that Osama Bin Laden has a hit-list of American citizens he doesn't like, and he's going to go through and eliminate every American who dislikes Al-Qaeda, one by one?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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              • #22
                Re: Pastor Sends Video To Obsama Ben Laden

                Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                Illuminati? Aren't those from the first Tomb Raider movie? Yes, they are...from the back cover it says:



                Surely they don't really exist, right?
                The Illuminati, which I have never heard of before today, is just a false conspiracy the left came up with to hide Hilary Clinton's murder spree over the last fifteen years! How many more times will Hilary kill before we stop her?

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                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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