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Dear Friends,
Sometimes when I tell someone about my investment advice fee, they claim it is way to expensive and go elsewhere. Those people will never get rich. One very important aspect of becoming rich is to think and act like a millionaire. When you think like a low income loser, you will always be a low income loser. That is a harsh reality, but that is just how it works. A millionaire would not even think twice about my fee and that is one of the reasons he is a millionaire and not a low income loser.
But while mostly the good things in life are very expensive, I am now going to give all of you something that is usually very expensive, for free! Just to thank you all for the very warm welcome I received in Freehold. This is a unique, once in a lifetime, opportunity that only a complete moron would turn down. What I am going to give you is completely recession proof investment advice, for free! And as we all know, since Obama started damaging our once great economy, just ordinary investments will no longer do the trick.
Recession proof investments are amazingly easy. You just need to invest into three things: tabacco, arms and pornography. At first sight, that might not sound very Christian, but I assure you with some thorough Bible Study it will turn out that God fully approves! Which is also the most important reason these will be extremely successful long term investments! You are investing with God on your side! "The lot is cast into the lap; but the whole disposing thereof is of the LORD." (Proverbs 16:33)
Tobacco shares are smoking! Now that the urban myth that smoking causes cancer has been rebutted by the Justice Department, those shares are only going to be doing better than they already did! When you look at the facts, you can see that tobacco stocks consistently outperform the market! "God meant it for good, in order to bring it about as it is this day, to save many people alive" (Genesis 50:20)
Investing in arms stocks requires strategic thinking. And again, when you look at the facts, you can see that arms stocks also consistently outperform the market! And the best part is that you are actively helping America killing the unbelievers, man, women and children, abroad! Just like God asks from us. "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman." (2nd Chronicles 15:13)
Pornography is a bit trickier, but financially even more rewarding. We are of course not allowed to watch pornography ourselves since "whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart" (Matthew 5:28). But just think about how this works. When you make money out of pornography you take money away from sinners and make sure you yourself, a Christian, gets it instead! Clearly God approves of you taking money away from a sinner and spending it in a Christian way instead! You would be making the world a better place! If you want to know how to invest in pornography and make some serious money that way, just contact me and we will discuss the details.
And always feel free to contact me once you feel ready to start making some serious money! Like many others before you, I can turn you into a money magnet as well!
Yours in Christ,
Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
Disclaimer: All investments involve different degrees of risk. You should be aware of your risk tolerance level and financial situations at all times. Furthermore, you should memorize the entire Holy Bible and read all transaction confirmations, monthly, and year-end statements. Read any and all prospectuses carefully and do extensive multi-year research before making any investment decisions. You are free at all times to accept or reject all investment recommendations made by me, although I have to warn you that you risk burning in Hell for all eternity when you choose to ignore my advice of hiring me as your investment adviser. All transactions I execute on your behalf are subject to market risk and may result in the entire loss of your investment. (For example: excessive withdrawals may result in the depletion of your account and also in the accumulation of excessive debt which will become entirely yours and your responsibility). Please understand that any losses are attributed to divine intervention or market forces beyond my control. As you know, a recommendation, which you are free to accept or reject, is not a guarantee for the successful performance of an investment and I am expressly prohibited from guaranteeing against losses arising from market conditions or the excessive fees you will have to pay me.
Sometimes when I tell someone about my investment advice fee, they claim it is way to expensive and go elsewhere. Those people will never get rich. One very important aspect of becoming rich is to think and act like a millionaire. When you think like a low income loser, you will always be a low income loser. That is a harsh reality, but that is just how it works. A millionaire would not even think twice about my fee and that is one of the reasons he is a millionaire and not a low income loser.
But while mostly the good things in life are very expensive, I am now going to give all of you something that is usually very expensive, for free! Just to thank you all for the very warm welcome I received in Freehold. This is a unique, once in a lifetime, opportunity that only a complete moron would turn down. What I am going to give you is completely recession proof investment advice, for free! And as we all know, since Obama started damaging our once great economy, just ordinary investments will no longer do the trick.
Recession proof investments are amazingly easy. You just need to invest into three things: tabacco, arms and pornography. At first sight, that might not sound very Christian, but I assure you with some thorough Bible Study it will turn out that God fully approves! Which is also the most important reason these will be extremely successful long term investments! You are investing with God on your side! "The lot is cast into the lap; but the whole disposing thereof is of the LORD." (Proverbs 16:33)
Tobacco shares are smoking! Now that the urban myth that smoking causes cancer has been rebutted by the Justice Department, those shares are only going to be doing better than they already did! When you look at the facts, you can see that tobacco stocks consistently outperform the market! "God meant it for good, in order to bring it about as it is this day, to save many people alive" (Genesis 50:20)
Investing in arms stocks requires strategic thinking. And again, when you look at the facts, you can see that arms stocks also consistently outperform the market! And the best part is that you are actively helping America killing the unbelievers, man, women and children, abroad! Just like God asks from us. "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman." (2nd Chronicles 15:13)
Pornography is a bit trickier, but financially even more rewarding. We are of course not allowed to watch pornography ourselves since "whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart" (Matthew 5:28). But just think about how this works. When you make money out of pornography you take money away from sinners and make sure you yourself, a Christian, gets it instead! Clearly God approves of you taking money away from a sinner and spending it in a Christian way instead! You would be making the world a better place! If you want to know how to invest in pornography and make some serious money that way, just contact me and we will discuss the details.
And always feel free to contact me once you feel ready to start making some serious money! Like many others before you, I can turn you into a money magnet as well!
Yours in Christ,
Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
Disclaimer: All investments involve different degrees of risk. You should be aware of your risk tolerance level and financial situations at all times. Furthermore, you should memorize the entire Holy Bible and read all transaction confirmations, monthly, and year-end statements. Read any and all prospectuses carefully and do extensive multi-year research before making any investment decisions. You are free at all times to accept or reject all investment recommendations made by me, although I have to warn you that you risk burning in Hell for all eternity when you choose to ignore my advice of hiring me as your investment adviser. All transactions I execute on your behalf are subject to market risk and may result in the entire loss of your investment. (For example: excessive withdrawals may result in the depletion of your account and also in the accumulation of excessive debt which will become entirely yours and your responsibility). Please understand that any losses are attributed to divine intervention or market forces beyond my control. As you know, a recommendation, which you are free to accept or reject, is not a guarantee for the successful performance of an investment and I am expressly prohibited from guaranteeing against losses arising from market conditions or the excessive fees you will have to pay me.
"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." (Genesis 1:1)
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