Anti-Masturbation Tea Partier Christine O'Donnell Wins Primary

[Jedediah]

When it comes to voting for female candidates, I just won't do it. The Bible clearly tells us that they are to be silent and obedient, not to be leaders of men. They are to serve their husbands and make babies. However, although I cannot vote for them, I can't help but be inspired by some of the Godly Republican women in politics these days - Sarah Palin, Sharon Angle, and now...

Meet Christine O'Donnell!!

Sister O'Donnell won the GOP primary election for the Delaware Senate seat once occupied by hellbound socialist Joe Biden.

During the 1990s, Sister O'Donnell founded the Savior's Alliance for Lifting the Truth (S.A.L.T.) - a True Christian™ organization advocating abstinence. And not just abstinence with other people: S.A.L.T. also promoted abstinence and purity with oneself, taking a brave stand against self abuse and onanism. We can only hope that if God chooses for her to be in the US Senate, she will take the necessary actions to outlaw masturbation, thereby bringing secular law in the US one step closer to God's Law. While I could never personally violate the Word of God by voting for this or any other woman, Sister O'Donnell is clearly playing a part in His Plan.

I apologize that you will have to endure the awful sight of a feminazi bulldyke for the first few seconds of this video, but please watch. Sister O'Donnell has had her heart in the LORD's work for a long time now, as this 1996 clip of her shows.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Amen brother. The Bible says that no woman should usurp a man's authority, so don't see how anyone could vote for a gal. Sure, a few of them have some cute ideas, but what about the stalwart Men in the GOP? Have the queers kidnapped them all?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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There's no escaping the fact that negress Dr. Joycelyn Elders under the Clinton (DimOcrat) administration started and enabled the massive seed spilling epidemic that now confronts our nation. Our streams, tributaries, rivers, lakes, oceans, ground water, food supply and pure drinking water are at risk from this practice. It's time that Godly Republicans endorse legislation to empower the EPA to effectively regulate and stop seed spilling immediately.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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What a wonderfully beautiful young lady. It's refreshing to see girl like that with her head on straight.

I must've played and replayed that video 20x. You have no idea how pleasing it made me feel to hear the words "Masturbation is wrong and lustful" come out of her mouth. Do you have any more videos of her? I've already started a nice picture collection of her on my hard drive....um, any brothers who are really great at photoshopping can you PM me for a "special project"? Thanks.

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

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Dear Friends,

I am glad God has replaced yet another communist, Mike Castle, with a Christian Tea Party Express member we can all be very proud off. Only a candidate supported by God Himself could have gotten such a landslide victory. Delaware will become a decent place once more. I am sure God has His reasons for this candidate being a women. Perhaps He is sending a signal that even a weak women is stronger that those communist men on the left side of the Republican party. Let's hope the Republican party picks up on God's signal and starts clenching itself of all communists. "The things which are impossible with men are possible with God." (Luke 18:27)




Mike Castle will regret the day he decided to abandon God and started masturbating instead:


What makes me especially proud is that I have met Christine O'Donnell when she was much younger. I have had the great pleasure and the great honor to fill her with the joy of Jesus. Twice. "Then come again." (1st Kings 12:5)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Larry Lee]

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I'm so confused! Sister Christine is clearly overstepping her gender, but she otherwise seems so gosh darn Godly!

What exactly has she said about personal purity and the sins of onanism?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I don't know why the Lord would choose someone who is both a mere woman and a hellbound Romanist. I do know that the Bible tells us that He can use unsaved trash to effect His will. Also, I see in the video that there's a male youth pastor (and one of decidedly not-gay appearance) in case those girls succumb to the limitations of their female minds and get off message.

[HTannor]

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For a woman, I completely agree with the message she delivered.

I am very proud that I have the "Ex-Masturbator" award. I have NOT choked the chicken done you-know-what in so long I've even forgotten whether or not it felt good. I suspect it did not, but at my age the memory dims.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I love her campaign message; Beat off Obama! Clearly this is a woman who refuses to take it lying down.

As for O'Donnell being a woman. Please remember God has used woman to destroy His enemies before. O'Donnell is just another tool of His.

[WWJDnow]

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As for O'Donnell being a woman. Please remember God has used woman to destroy His enemies before. O'Donnell is just another tool of His.

Yes, let us not forget Deborah the Judge, who led the Israelites after God sold them into slavery but decided to redeem them yet again in the Book of Judges. Everything will be fine, as long as O'Donnell clears her Senate votes with her husband in advance.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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As for O'Donnell being a woman. Please remember God has used woman to destroy His enemies before. O'Donnell is just another tool of His.

QFT. Everyone through whom God acts is a tool, to be used by Him as He sees fit. Praise His glorious name!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Karl Rove has gone RINO and viciously attacked O'Donnally at the behest of his true master, Jimmy Carter. Read about it here.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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With the history of the GOP being what it is, can we really believe that Ms. O'Donnell would actually vote her mind and not follow party line. I do not know that a Republican has ever rebelled in such a way. I guess what I am saying is when you vote for her you are not electing a woman you are defeating a democrat.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Christine O'Donnell, a virtual unknown until only a few days ago, recently blew onto the scene like a premature ejaculation in the back seat of a Ford Fiesta on prom night '87. Liberal smear-artist Rachel Maddow showed a video of a twenty-something year old O'Donnell trying to promote teen purity on her daily broadcast and since then the young GOP challenger from Delaware has become an overnight Youtube phenomenon.

Folks, we've all seen the videos... multiple times. We have every line of corny scripted dialogue, every bad early 90s hairdo, and every unflattering camera angle ingrained in our subconscious where it will sit in our Rolodex of things that we will never unsee. For those reasons there's no point in posting the videos yet again.

The left has been having a field day with these videos and frankly I feel sorry for the girl. Obviously these tapes were a mistake. She was fresh out of college, couldn't find a job, had student loans to pay off and saw a way to make some quick money. Maybe she met a guy at the Dennys while she was waiting tables, maybe he told her he had an acting gig for her and maybe she saw it as a quick way to earn a couple of bucks-- how she got in this situation doesn't matter. Obviously she was taken advantage of, obviously things got out of hand and obviously she was made to do things no woman should ever have to do on camera.

What was supposed to be a short student film about a single mother working two jobs to find a better life for her autistic albino son quickly turned into a sleazy attempt to get this young lady to do degrading things on film.

It's a sad reality that young and desperate women that are down on their luck and out of money are being disgraced and taken advantage of by the absolute lowest form of human scum on this planet: Moral Activists. They get you in that room with the phony potted plant, sit you down on that filthy stained couch, shine a light in your face and instruct you to read horribly-written pieces of dialogue like "if he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself... then why am I in the picture?" I mean the idea of a woman trying to single-handedly stop fourteen-year-old boys from using their penises like the fire hoses those cops used to shoot black people with during the Civil Rights movement is more far-fetched than three sorority sisters having a 4-way with a pizza delivery guy because they can't pay for their pizza. Really, you don't have $10 between the three of you?

Based on the poor production quality, the awful haircuts, the cheesy music, the unbelievable premise and the cringe-worthy dialogue I think it's obvious this video was meant only to be seen by a very small cross section of America's most vile and detestable citizens. Limited to small book and video shops next to liquor stores in strip malls located in the bad part of town where men hiding inside trench coats and sunglasses look both ways to make sure no one is watching before slipping inside to quench their despicable habits, it's apparent this video was never meant to be seen by normal, well-adjusted and functioning members of society.

When she was talked into performing in this tape Christine had no idea that one day a series of tubes would bring the world instantly to our fingertips and any motion picture caught on video or film would gain a world audience. When Christine regrettably decided to participate in this degrading video there was no way of knowing one day her parents, her friends, and the entire world would see it and feel ashamed for her.

We all make mistakes, maybe we don't go on Politically Incorrect and say that it was wrong for people to lie to Nazis about hiding Jews in their homes, but we all have lapses in judgment that we hope no one else sees. How would you feel if your lowest moment was caught on tape and played on every major news show in America? These videos were obviously never supposed to be seen by people like us and I want to personally reprimand the disgusting, vile, maladjusted, bottom-feeding scumbags that lure down-on-their-luck girls to say and do deplorable things on camera for the titillation of only a few fat, ugly, girlfriendless, perverted, mentally-ill Values Voters.

Shame on you!

While I like to believe O'Donnell has learned her lesson and will never appear in an embarrassing video again, the revelations that she has been living off campaign donations and has racked up thousands in debt by not paying her staff lead me to believe that if things don't rapidly get better for the spunky young Senatorial candidate from Delaware we may see another shameful video of her on the internet spearheading a campaign to make it illegal to have sex with the lights on.

[HTannor]

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Brother Wash, your keen insight leaves little to be discussed.

I can only add that the disgusting people who are trying to bring ridicule upon this fine lady will probably be distributing this picture throughout the nation. And the next thing you know it will hanging on the wall of every private cubicle in every artificial insemination clinic in the land.