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  • George W. Bush KILLS Bin Laden!!! Obama FAILS to stop him!!!

    Today George W. Bush addressed the nation: Osama bin Laden's death a "victory for America".

    Guided by Jesus Christ Himself
    , special forces under command of George W. Bush have succeeded in hunting down and killing the liberal communist Bin Laden. All this despite draconian efforts of Bin Laden's pretending-to-be-an-American friend Obama to stop this from happening. George W. Bush's promise to America has been fulfilled! If there has ever been proof that Republican presidents should be allowed more than 2 terms, this is it!

    Clearly the weekly prayers in our Church for the death of Bin Laden we have since 2001, have been crucial to this game-changing American success! Clear proof that once we have impeached Obama, America will be great again! And clear and undeniable proof that Jesus listens to our prayers!

    Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

    Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

    Matthew 21:22"And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."

    Photoshopped picture created by Obama to back baseless accusations of the Bush and Bin Laden families having had relations for over 20 years:

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    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    It was on Fox news so it must be true! I am glad George W. Bush killed that bad Usama Bin Laden man!
    I Jesus!

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      Are you crazy! George W. Bush FAILED to kill Bin Laden. And now Obama has killed him!


      Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

      - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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        Finally, after Clinton's failures to capture Obama, the Bush Doctrine kicks in.

        Thank God for President Bush's foresight that Obama Bin Laden should die.
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          That's another mooslim down!

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            Re: George W. Bush KILLS Bin Laden!!! Obama FAILS to stop him!!!

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Today George W. Bush addressed the nation: Osama bin Laden's death a "victory for America".

            Guided by Jesus Christ Himself
            , special forces under command of George W. Bush have succeeded in hunting down and killing the liberal communist Bin Laden. All this despite draconian efforts of Bin Laden's pretending-to-be-an-American friend Obama to stop this from happening. George W. Bush's promise to America has been fulfilled! If there has ever been proof that Republican presidents should be allowed more than 2 periods, this is it!

            Clearly the weekly prayers in our Church for the death of Bin Laden we have since 2001, have been crucial to this game-changing American success! Clear proof that once we have impeached Obama, America will be great again! And clear and undeniable proof that Jesus listens to our prayers!

            Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

            Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

            Matthew 21:22"And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."

            Photoshopped picture created by Obama to back baseless accusations of the Bush and Bin Laden families having had relations for over 20 years:

            You have to be kidding me. George W Bush is no longer in office and it was President Obama who gave the order to raid the complex that Bin Laden was staying in. Yes GWB greased the wheels for this to happen, but it was President Obama who made the call to kill Bin Laden.

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              Re: George W. Bush KILLS Bin Laden!!! Obama FAILS to stop him!!!

              Originally posted by inkaddictionpervert View Post
              You have to be kidding me. George W Bush is no longer in office and it was President Obama who gave the order to raid the complex that Bin Laden was staying in. Yes GWB greased the wheels for this to happen, but it was President Obama who made the call to kill Bin Laden.
              Have you seen Bin Laden's Death Certificate? I didn't think so – go crawl back to you pathetic Coffee Party meetings.
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                Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                Have you seen Bin Laden's Death Certificate? I didn't think so – go crawl back to you pathetic Coffee Party meetings.
                Coffee Party Meetings? Get real. George W Bush has no control over the US Military anymore. Sure he did, at one point, but he lost that power after he served his two terms as president. President Obama is the acting Commander in Chief, not GWB. Even the girl who is from Holland comprehends this information.

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                  Originally posted by inkaddictionpervert View Post
                  Even the girl who is from Holland comprehends this information.
                  Eh, "even" the girl who is from Holland!? Non-Americans have brains too you know!


                  Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                  - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                    Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                    Eh, "even" the girl who is from Holland!? Non-Americans have brains too you know!
                    Aye, I never meant any disrespect miss. Im just saying it seems like we are the only two people who understand this concept about who had the final word with bin ladens death.

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                      Re: George W. Bush KILLS Bin Laden!!! Obama FAILS to stop him!!!

                      Originally posted by inkaddictionpervert View Post
                      You have to be kidding me. George W Bush is no longer in office and it was President Obama who gave the order to raid the complex that Bin Laden was staying in. Yes GWB greased the wheels for this to happen, but it was President Obama who made the call to kill Bin Laden.
                      Let me tell you a parable:

                      There was a Godly man who worked hard in his fields plowing and sowing. By God's grace all went well and the crops began to sprout.

                      Then Satan arose and drove the man from his lands and gave those lands to sinners and those who worshiped the Father of Lies.

                      And the sinners fornicated and worshiped Golden Calves but at the end of the season, they harvested the crops.

                      Now, who was the real owner of the bounty that God's Land had put forth?

                      Yes, it was the Godly Man and not the spawn of Satan!

                      So it is with Mr Bush - he sowed the seeds...

                      I'm sure Mr Bush's Faith did not waiver for the story is much like that of Job.
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                        Re: George W. Bush KILLS Bin Laden!!! Obama FAILS to stop him!!!

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Let me tell you a parable:

                        There was a Godly man who worked hard in his fields plowing and sowing. By God's grace all went well and the crops began to sprout.

                        Then Satan arose and drove the man from his lands and gave those lands to sinners and those who worshiped the Father of Lies.

                        And the sinners fornicated and worshiped Golden Calves but at the end of the season, they harvested the crops.

                        Now, who was the real owner of the bounty that God's Land had put forth?

                        Yes, it was the Godly Man and not the spawn of Satan!

                        So it is with Mr Bush - he sowed the seeds...

                        I'm sure Mr Bush's Faith did not waiver for the story is much like that of Job.
                        Thank you. This is what I was saying, Although in not so many words. After 9/11 GWB greased the wheels and vowed that justice would be done for what had happened, hence the two wars in the middle east. although President Obama is the one who gave the order to raid the complex, it couldnt have happened if GWB didnt get the ball rolling.

                        I wound up getting infractions for "bad mouthing GWB" but its fine. it is what it is.

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                          Re: George W. Bush KILLS Bin Laden!!! Obama FAILS to stop him!!!

                          Originally posted by inkaddictionpervert View Post
                          You have to be kidding me. George W Bush is no longer in office and it was President Obama who gave the order to raid the complex that Bin Laden was staying in. Yes GWB greased the wheels for this to happen, but it was President Obama who made the call to kill Bin Laden.
                          Well, I hope you do know that Barrack HUSSEIN Obama is NOT the US president. He can't be, because he doesn't have a birth certificate. And even if he does, in the past week we've redefined "natural born citizen" as mentioned in the US Constitution. Previously, it meant anyone born in the USA, but now conservative bloggers have proven that the founding fathers really meant "natural born" to apply only when BOTH parents are US citizens. And since Obama's dad was a witch doctor from Kenya, there are perfectly legal grounds to declare the 2008 election null and void, thus making John McCain the president by default.


                          Obama's dad: Doesn't even look American

                          Now, even though it's true that six previous US presidents had at least one parent who was not a US citizen, that was before 9/11. And as everyone knows, 9/11 changed everything.

                          I hope that this clarifies matters.
                          Praise Jesus!
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                            Originally posted by Free Market Fred View Post
                            Well, I hope you do know that Barrack HUSSEIN Obama is NOT the US president. He can't be, because he doesn't have a birth certificate. And even if he does, in the past week we've redefined "natural born citizen" as mentioned in the US Constitution. Previously, it meant anyone born in the USA, but now conservative bloggers have proven that the founding fathers really meant "natural born" to apply only when BOTH parents are US citizens. And since Obama's dad was a witch doctor from Kenya, there are perfectly legal grounds to declare the 2008 election null and void, thus making John McCain the president by default.


                            Obama's dad: Doesn't even look American

                            Now, even though it's true that six previous US presidents had at least one parent who was not a US citizen, that was before 9/11. And as everyone knows, 9/11 changed everything.

                            I hope that this clarifies matters.
                            look, you can preach all you'd like about this topic of his birth place, but your preaching to the wrong choir. even if you brought this topic to capital hill, it would fall upon deaf ears. he was voted for, sworn in and so on. we only have two more years before reelection so why not bite our teeth and tolerate it, a little while longer?

                            until he is impeached, shot or voted out of office...He is still the acting president and commander in chief, so technically and unfortunately, the credit for the kill will go to him and not gwb.

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                              There once was an old man who planted a walnut tree.

                              - "You are a fool, old man", the young people told him. "You will not live long enough to eat the nuts from that tree."

                              - "Yes I know", the old man said, "but the people resting in the shadow of the tree while cracking nuts will remember me with a good grace".

                              Thankyou George W Bush!
                              Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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