Establish a Department of Family Values

[lukasekman]

I suggest that America needs a Department of Family Values (DFV).

The Department of Family Values has a vital mission: to secure the Christian nation from the many threats we face. This requires the dedication of more than 240,000 employees in jobs that range from protecting our children from homosexual lifestyle, from exorcist to corporal punishment advisor. Our duties are wide-ranging, but our goal is clear - keeping America safe.

Mission: Keeping a Christian Nation
The Department of Family Values provides the coordinated, comprehensive federal response in the event of a sudden rise of atheism, divorce, widespread demon possession or other large-scale emergency while working with federal, state, local, and private sector partners to ensure a swift and effective recovery effort. The Department builds a Rapture Ready and Christian nation through efforts to:

• Bolster information sharing and collaboration
• Provide grants, plans and training to our family values and Baptist partners
• Facilitate rebuilding and recovery according to the Scripture

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

Hello Lukasekman. I like your idea of a Department of Family Values (DFV) but I do not like the idea of a bigger government. I think that you should cut part of the current government away so that there is not a numerical or bureaucratic increase when you add the DFV. I do not have a good suggestion for you.

Well I do have a suggestion for you and it is the Small Business Administration. I think big businesses make more sense plus you need less of them. I hope this does not affect the diner I go to in Delray Beach.

Thank you.

Rusty

[lukasekman]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

Hello Lukasekman. I like your idea of a Department of Family Values (DFV) but I do not like the idea of a bigger government. I think that you should cut part of the current government away so that there is not a numerical or bureaucratic increase when you add the DFV. I do not have a good suggestion for you.

Well I do have a suggestion for you and it is the Small Business Administration. I think big businesses make more sense plus you need less of them. I hope this does not affect the diner I go to in Delray Beach.

Thank you.

Rusty

Good point there, Russell.

I agree that there's not a good idea to increase the size of the government. At a very first step, I would like to see abolishment of the departments of Commerce, Education, Energy, Interior and Housing and Urban Development. Real men know best what to build on their lands, it's socialism to force them to get permits from non-productive atheist bureaucrats.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

I'm with you on this one Brother Holbeck. There is no doubt about it, Federal deficit spending as a percentage of GDP has exploded under Obama. We need to stop the growth of Big Government. In addition to your idea using the SBA, here are a few more ideas.

1. Let "Big Church" do it.

When you have a big problem you need "Big Solutions", and that means either Big Government, Big Corporations, Big Church or a Big Government – Big Church Partnership.

Godly President George W. Bush under Compassionate Conservatism issued an executive order allowing government money to flow to churches and other religious organizations under Faith-Based Community Initiatives. Obama (the mooselimb) has not yet seen fit to stop this great idea from GWB.

2. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention

The CDC has recently been preparing for a Zombie Apocalypse. This is exactly the kind of thing that will happen if Family Values completely break down in this country.

3. Homeland Security, the TSA, and FEMA

This is certainly a job these agencies are prepared to take on. I like the idea of rounding up all atheists and putting them in FEMA re-education camps.

[Little Donkey]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

When you have a big problem you need "Big Solutions", and that means either Big Government, Big Corporations, Big Church or a Big Government – Big Church Partnership.

Why leave out Big Corporations? We need them too. Imagine the combination of the ruthless efficiency of Walmart business practices, the moral certainty of the Church and pervasive reach of government... add in some unitary executive powers for the (next) President and a war (to defend Christmas, for example) and this is exactly what we need to get our country back.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

What a wonderful idea! This will create many more jobs, giving the hippies and the God-mockers less of a reason to remain unemployed and unwashed. It will also once and for all remove the homosexual scourge from our land.

This is so exciting! Let me know how I can help.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

This idea is SO exciting. As a Mayor, I confess to being a bit of a policy wonk and have been making diagrams of how a Department of Family Values would be organized.

I occurs to me it would be quite a large operation with various sub departments. One would be, Office of Defense of Christianty (ODC).

The head of the ODC report directly the the management of the DFV. The ODC would include a military component. It would have the power to bring under its direction each state's National Guard whenever appropriate. The National Gurads could be deployed, for example, to erect Ten Commandment Monuments on every town square. They would then provide security for the monuments until protests stopped.

Let's all keep working on this.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

The idea of a Department of Family Values is an important concept. But until the DEMONcrats are permanently prevented from winning any more elections (via re-education camps or extermination), any such additional government program would certainly be subverted into nefarious purposes.

How often have the DEMONcrats bent Republican ideas like Social Security, Civil Rights, or Medicare into bloated Big Gubmint schemes to produce dependency by Jigaboos or layabouts? Plenty!

So let's FIRST vanquish the DEMONcrat electoral fraud that keeps them in power, round them up into camps, and eliminate the threat that the agency can be used for promotion of Socialist-Negroid Dependency lifestyle.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

The Department of Family Values could have played a role in the Fiscal Cliff vote Congress just had.

The Department could have come in and said, "Look, money will be given to your State if you cancel those homer marriages."

Just like that, a cliff deal made and family values upheld.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

Brother Ekman, I think this is as fine an idea as a national military. To use our tax dollars for the actual safety of Americans by providing a safe environment for youth will serve the entire nation well. Well, that's my opinion anyway, and I'm not really politically minded, but I do like the idea of redistributing money from the corrupt Department of Education to provide a real service that is needed. I just think of all the money that would be saved in the future. But more so, I think of God's Blessings that would follow if we as a nation were to be faithful unto the LORD.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

Since this is about Family Values, there should be a committee for recipes and dinner ideas. Everyone knows the bond of a Christian Family is forged in large part at the nightly dinner table.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. KJV

When direct Theocracy is established, will there be any sorts of Parliaments or Congresss or Houses of Lords or Senates (or supreme soviets or street committees)?

[Godfly]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

I think a DFV could eventually become the government. All other wasteful parts would be cut away. Of course the DFV will need its own army/police force.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

I think a DFV could eventually become the government. All other wasteful parts would be cut away. Of course the DFV will need its own army/police force.

Great thought. When you think about it, family values are really about the man of the house being in charge.

Why would we need any other government except the DFV? It's only job would be to see that a manly and godly man was running each household. With men are in charge, all needs will be met.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Establish a Department of Family Values

I think a DFV could eventually become the government. All other wasteful parts would be cut away. Of course the DFV will need its own army/police force.

Amen and praise!!

Only degenerate, evil godmockers would fear a righteous Christian Theocracy...as well they should:

Romans 13:1-7

1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:

4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.

5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.

6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.

7 Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.

GLORY!!

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