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While I have never agreed with Obama on anything in the past, I do support our President in his desire to attack another rogue dysfunctional state. And here are the reasons why we as Americans should support the White house in this coming latest war.
1. It will bring peace to the region. No one can fault us Americans for attempting to pacify the troubled Middle East. And we are the only ones who can get the job done. Just look at the track record. We have turned Iraq, Egypt and Afghanistan into peaceful and stable democracies with functional police departments.
2. It will bring Democracy to more of the Middle East. Once they have tasted freedom (McDonald's and Starbucks), they will never want to go back to their savage ways of living in mud huts. They will finally get jobs and quit suicide bombing people. The people will be so grateful that they are sure to offer our soldiers flowers, candy and chocolates in the streets.
Flowers and chocolate exchange.
3. Humanitarian reasons. Assad has used chemical weapons on his own people. The best way rectify this is to avenge those killed by killing the people responsible. Now, there may be some collateral damage. There often times is. The important thing is that we as Americans don't lose focus. We need to remember that a few eggs may have to be broken when making a humanitarian peace omelet. Just remember, that we as Americans know best and have the world's interests at heart. Just trust us.
4. If we don't attack, we will put ourselves in harm's way. If we can arm the winners (likely theocratic Muslims), they are sure to remember this, love the United States and never ever think of attacking us. If we don't, they will attack us for not helping them. This has worked before, right?
5. Ousting the Shia satellite of Iran and replacing it with Sunni theocrats will make them more receptive to bargaining with us on nuclear weapons. Without Syria to funnel arms and support to, how will Iran ever be able to stand up to our demands that they quit producing nuclear weapons, so we can invade them?
What could possibly go wrong here? I need you to pray, call your congressman and convince your family and friends to support our latest justified and righteous crusade into Syria.
1. It will bring peace to the region. No one can fault us Americans for attempting to pacify the troubled Middle East. And we are the only ones who can get the job done. Just look at the track record. We have turned Iraq, Egypt and Afghanistan into peaceful and stable democracies with functional police departments.
2. It will bring Democracy to more of the Middle East. Once they have tasted freedom (McDonald's and Starbucks), they will never want to go back to their savage ways of living in mud huts. They will finally get jobs and quit suicide bombing people. The people will be so grateful that they are sure to offer our soldiers flowers, candy and chocolates in the streets.
Flowers and chocolate exchange.
3. Humanitarian reasons. Assad has used chemical weapons on his own people. The best way rectify this is to avenge those killed by killing the people responsible. Now, there may be some collateral damage. There often times is. The important thing is that we as Americans don't lose focus. We need to remember that a few eggs may have to be broken when making a humanitarian peace omelet. Just remember, that we as Americans know best and have the world's interests at heart. Just trust us.
4. If we don't attack, we will put ourselves in harm's way. If we can arm the winners (likely theocratic Muslims), they are sure to remember this, love the United States and never ever think of attacking us. If we don't, they will attack us for not helping them. This has worked before, right?
5. Ousting the Shia satellite of Iran and replacing it with Sunni theocrats will make them more receptive to bargaining with us on nuclear weapons. Without Syria to funnel arms and support to, how will Iran ever be able to stand up to our demands that they quit producing nuclear weapons, so we can invade them?
What could possibly go wrong here? I need you to pray, call your congressman and convince your family and friends to support our latest justified and righteous crusade into Syria.
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