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  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #16
    Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

    Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
    Sister,

    I wonder if he wants to scare people, why doesn't he just stand on the lawn in only his tighty-whiteys with that 58yr old body showing.

    YIC

    Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
    OH SISTER!

    There is a difference between scaring someone and scarring them for life.
    Drama queen

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    • Phebe Carlyle
      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 2604

      #17
      Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
      OH SISTER!

      There is a difference between scaring someone and scarring them for life.

      Yes but that means ALL their Halloween's will be ruined forever from that memory alone!

      YIC

      Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




      There's Jesus here,
      Just see what He offers me....
      Down here my sins forgiven,
      Up there a home in heaven
      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • bloodymaniac
        Unsaved trash
        • Oct 2010
        • 4

        #18
        Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

        holly shit i finally found a web site full of assholes, you people are crazy and have the nerve to judge others and you believe in more fantasy w people rising from the grave and a virgin that magically got pregnant, and a magic man that turns water to wine and this son of a god that doesnt exist and when either A, aliens show up here disproving all religion or B science proves that your all idiots this planet will b a better place to live no religion equalls no wars or hatetred. I hope you all rot in hell

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #19
          Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

          Originally posted by bloodymaniac View Post
          holly shit i finally found a web site full of assholes, you people are crazy and have the nerve to judge others and you believe in more fantasy w people rising from the grave and a virgin that magically got pregnant, and a magic man that turns water to wine and this son of a god that doesnt exist and when either A, aliens show up here disproving all religion or B science proves that your all idiots this planet will b a better place to live no religion equalls no wars or hatetred. I hope you all rot in hell
          How dare you come into our forum preaching hate! The only think science does it turn you into a Nazi like Joesph Stalin! Maybe that's your idea of peace: raping and gassing Jews in the name of Darwin but we good and TRUE Christians have a moral compass and we are sick of your secularist nonsense.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

          Hot Must ReadThreads!


          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • lemortede
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Oct 2010
            • 1

            #20
            Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

            It concerns me alot that people would even believe ideas like that about haunters.
            I for one am a father of 3, am in a very active leadership role in my christen church and LOVE Halloween.
            I even had a disagreement with my ecclesiastical leader about trunk-or-treat this year.
            It got a little heated to day the least, but has never affected my beliefs about Christ or my love of Halloween
            I find it Ironic that you seem so quick to cast the first stone and quote bible verse (that is a stretch to apply to the topic) decrying haunters.
            I pity people who are so narrow minded that they can not enjoy the holiday for what it is now, a fun time.
            I am not saying that there are not cases where some haunter had ulterior motives when haunting. It would be narrow minded of me to think that, however, every group has problems with people abusing children. Every religion has had instances of trusted leaders sexually abusing children. By your logic we might as well brand all pastor's or reverends(cough) as child molesters. That would be wrong to do however. I know many of different faiths who are in their position to server god, and not molest children.
            You are entitled to believe what you want, but before you cast stereotypes calling all haunters pedophiles, perverts, sickos and using associative terrorist scare tactics you might want to get your facts straight.
            ~Lemortede
            ~A Haunter

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #21
              Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

              Originally posted by lemortede View Post
              It concerns me alot that people would even believe ideas like that about haunters.
              I for one am a father of 3, am in a very active leadership role in my christen church and LOVE Halloween.
              I even had a disagreement with my ecclesiastical leader about trunk-or-treat this year.
              Your Pastor said that you should not be participating in pagan holidays. He is of course right.

              Originally posted by lemortede View Post
              It got a little heated to day the least, but has never affected my beliefs about Christ or my love of Halloween
              I think you it might have direly affected your relationship with Jesus.

              Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

              I find it Ironic that you seem so quick to cast the first stone and quote bible verse (that is a stretch to apply to the topic) decrying haunters.
              I pity people who are so narrow minded that they can not enjoy the holiday for what it is now, a fun time.
              ~A Haunter[/QUOTE]

              You might want to pull the beam from your eye before condemning us, friend.

              Don't you know what the Bible says about witchcraft and associating with appearances of evil?

              I'll help you out.

              1 Thess. 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • BelieverInGod
                Fourm Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 9269

                #22
                Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

                Originally posted by lemortede View Post
                It concerns me alot that people would even believe ideas like that about haunters.
                I for one am a father of 3, am in a very active leadership role in my christen church and LOVE Halloween.
                What kind of "christian church" supports helloween?
                I even had a disagreement with my ecclesiastical leader about trunk-or-treat this year.
                trunk-or-treat? That's a Mormon thing, you're a Mormon? Then you're not a Christian.
                It got a little heated to day the least, but has never affected my beliefs about Christ or my love of Halloween
                So you love helloween more than you love Christ, I'm sure he's pleased.
                I find it Ironic that you seem so quick to cast the first stone and quote bible verse (that is a stretch to apply to the topic) decrying haunters.
                I pity people who are so narrow minded that they can not enjoy the holiday for what it is now, a fun time.
                Well I guess it's a good thing that the truly saved are sin free, then isn't it.
                1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

                I am not saying that there are not cases where some haunter had ulterior motives when haunting. It would be narrow minded of me to think that, however, every group has problems with people abusing children.
                So it's okay then?

                Every religion has had instances of trusted leaders sexually abusing children. By your logic we might as well brand all pastor's or reverends(cough) as child molesters. That would be wrong to do however. I know many of different faiths who are in their position to server god, and not molest children.
                Yet we have not had one case, funny that. Must be that True Christian(TM) thing you read about on our site.

                You are entitled to believe what you want, but before you cast stereotypes calling all haunters pedophiles, perverts, sickos and using associative terrorist scare tactics you might want to get your facts straight.
                ~Lemortede
                ~A Haunter
                We have our facts straight, I'm not sure where you get yours from other than your love of hell.
                Drama queen

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #23
                  Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

                  Originally posted by bloodymaniac View Post
                  holly shit i finally found a web site full of assholes,
                  4chan?

                  It's 4chan, isn't it?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Rev. Finn
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 6

                    #24
                    Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

                    Thank God I found this site. For awhile now, I have been under the false assumption that Halloween was just a secular, fun-filled holiday. Today, after having read this thread, I now understand what the vile, Satan-filled, 'hell-a-day' is all about. I am guilty of the sin of being a home haunter for the last 11 years and I need help to stop this disgusting habit. Could anyone here please help me to break santan's spell over me. (The worse part is that I am an ordained minister.) God Help me please.
                    Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

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                    • Rev. Finn
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 6

                      #25
                      Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

                      There's no time to waste. Is no one willing to reach out their Christian hand to support me? I feel the minutes ticking away toward my death. I don't want to go to h-e-l-l. Please help.
                      Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #26
                        Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

                        Yea, you're an ordained minister like I'm the 1976 Gold Medal Women's Figure Skating Olympic Champion.

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        • Rev. Finn
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 6

                          #27
                          Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                          Yea, you're an ordained minister like I'm the 1976 Gold Medal Women's Figure Skating Olympic Champion.

                          When then let's see those skates, Rev. Jim.
                          As soon as I can find the e-mail confirming my ordaination, I will send it to you.
                          How dare you call a man of God a liar.
                          I forgive you.
                          Hopefully you won't burn in hell for it.
                          Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

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                          • LordFright
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 10

                            #28
                            Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

                            Originally posted by Papa McCain View Post
                            I would love to invite some of your people or followers to visit my "haunted house" I'm sure they'll find plenty to pray about, but there will be nachos and soft drinks that my actors and friends will happily share with them. You can even come in my house and inspect my sex dungeon! LOL

                            Like NAMBLA and Al Qaeda, Yard Haunters have a website.

                            By the way, I copied this from YOUR website, welcome to the club! Oh and a correction, we have hundreds if not thousands of websites!
                            LOL!! Not only do We have many websites we have conventions, associations, blogs, facebook friends, followers, and much more!! I invite everyone on this page to a local convention to see what we have in store for you next year. In fact you may contact me at lordfright@q.com for your free tickets to the convention nearest you!! By the way, I am your Worst Nightmare (I am a Mormon and I own a haunted attraction company)!
                            Peace be with you and God Bless!!

                            Lord Fright
                            Owner
                            Worst Nightmare Productions, LLC
                            "May all your screms come true!"

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #29
                              Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

                              Originally posted by LardFight View Post
                              By the way, I am your Worst Nightmare (I am a Mormon and I own a haunted attraction company)!
                              Peace be with you and God Bless!!

                              "May all your screms come true!"
                              What's a "screm", Lard Fight?

                              I do admit that your name could be nightmare-inspiring. Just picturing two obese basement-dwelling Internet tough guys slapping each other makes me wanna hurl!
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • All_Ur_g0ds
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 1

                                #30
                                Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders

                                Maybe you all are the problem, why don't you quit being so self centered. People can be religious and also celebrate halloween in a fun manner. If scaring people was such a bad thing, then why are Haunts so successful? BECAUSE PEOPLE ENJOY IT, IT CAN BE FUN! You never sneaked up on a family member and jokingly scared them? You all must lead a pretty boring life! I believe in God, I am not satanic, but I celebrate Halloween and Christmas! I seen more Sex Offenders lurking in the churches lately than in the darkness of October 31st. So why not judging others, just lead your lives how you wish, quit creating DRAMA! Life is short, don't make your children miss out on what they may enjoy because you don't enjoy it. Instead of turning off your lights, give these little ones a treat, maybe even a fat free and healthy treat. Make them smile and let them be kids!

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