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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #16
    Re: Wholesome Entertainment Alternatives

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Why must you constantly drag every thread topic down into the perversion and filth you wallow in? Do you imagine that any True Christian™ would be interested in hearing about you shoving various fruits and vegetables into your orafices to pleasure satan?


    You altered my post to make it read that I masturbate with produce.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #17
      Re: Wholesome Entertainment Alternatives

      Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
      You altered my post to make it read that I masturbate with produce.
      Filthy lying witch. I've never altered a post in my life without the poster knowing full well I did it. Whenever I have to edit or delete because of profanity for example, there is a message at the bottom of the post clearly telling the world and Jesus who did it and why.

      Keep making false accusations and spewing your filthy lies and you'll wind up in Quarantine with the other incorrigible scum.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Addonai
        Unsaved trash
        • Jul 2021
        • 26

        #18
        Re: Wholesome Entertainment Alternatives



        God bless America
        Can God move unmovable stone?
        Yes, because he is GOD
        The GOD ITSELF is a unmovable stone,

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        • Isabella White
          True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
           
          • Mar 2019
          • 4284

          #19
          Re: Wholesome Entertainment Alternatives

          Originally posted by Addonai View Post
          Indeed, dear Miss Addonai! bless ! The has blessed favorite nation greatly, and for that, we give endless


          (Mrs.) Isabella White

          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14225

            #20
            Re: Wholesome Entertainment Alternatives

            Two of my absolutely all-time faves

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            • Isabella White
              True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
               
              • Mar 2019
              • 4284

              #21
              Re: Wholesome Entertainment Alternatives

              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
              Two of my absolutely all-time faves

              Oh, yes! Those are two of my all-time favorites, as well, dear Sister Mitza -- especially Henrietta & Merna's stirring rendition of "Go Tell it on the Mountain". I'll bet that that old mountain won't be forgetting Henrietta & Merna's visit any time soon.

              My, it's such a pleasure -- and so refreshing -- to hear such excellent music, straight from the heart, with the purest of intentions, to glorify the . I pity those who have never had this tremendous privilege, especially people who have to sit through this sort of excruciating agony at Sunday service:

              (Mrs.) Isabella White

              Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14225

                #22
                Re: Wholesome Entertainment Alternatives

                Everyone gets a guernsey - but why did that oaf with the (was it really a) beard grab the microphone?

                Luke 9:26 For whosoever shall be ashamed of me and of my words, of him shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he shall come in his own glory, and in his Father's, and of the holy angels.

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                • Isabella White
                  True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                   
                  • Mar 2019
                  • 4284

                  #23
                  Re: Wholesome Entertainment Alternatives

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  Everyone gets a guernsey - but why did that oaf with the (was it really a) beard grab the microphone?
                  Luke 9:26 For whosoever shall be ashamed of me and of my words, of him shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he shall come in his own glory, and in his Father's, and of the holy angels.
                  I think he was afraid that the child might forget the lyrics to the song. I'm pretty sure that that's the reason, dear Sister.
                  (Mrs.) Isabella White

                  Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14225

                    #24
                    Re: Wholesome Entertainment Alternatives

                    lyrics?

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