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Sure, bands like Creed grab headlines, but they're barely listenable. U2 try to be sneaky with their Christianity, but anyways they're mackeral-snapping papists.
Here's a song that tells it like it is, Brothers and Sisters, I hope you enjoy it, praise the Lord.
HELL, by a band called the Squirrel Nut Zippers.
"In the afterlife You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay
People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet.
This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around.
Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement
Top skill and brain
But all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the other side.
Now the D and the A and the M
And the N and the A
And the T and the I-O-N
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame"
Here's a song that tells it like it is, Brothers and Sisters, I hope you enjoy it, praise the Lord.
HELL, by a band called the Squirrel Nut Zippers.
"In the afterlife You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay
People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet.
This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around.
Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement
Top skill and brain
But all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the other side.
Now the D and the A and the M
And the N and the A
And the T and the I-O-N
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame"
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