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Caption Contest #26
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Re: Caption Contest #26
The new subway station design finally suits the subway station smell.God created fossils to test our faith.
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Re: Caption Contest #26
Hm, not many critics of modern architecture here? Okay, let's try something older:
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Re: Caption Contest #26
Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View PostHm, not many critics of modern architecture here? Okay, let's try something older:
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Re: Caption Contest #26
Originally posted by Sally Paulson View PostDisagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Re: Caption Contest #26
Originally posted by Sally Paulson View Post
[PORNOGRAPHIC REFERENCES TO CLOWN SEX ACTS AND OBSESSION WITH INCEL CULTURE REMOVED BY MODERATOR]Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 03-02-2020, 02:09 AM. Reason: This is a church forum dear, not your edgy after school chat rooms
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Coulrophiliacs where created by God. God made them that way, and that naturally and automatic feeling of revulsion you feel is a social construct, just like ever other non-paraphilliac instinct.
We're here, our makeup smears, get yous to it.
Trigger Warning: the text you have just read may have caused: flashbacks to historical oppression, normalization of whiteness, hegemonic hyper-masculinity (if I must say so myself), assumption of genders, species, and/or status as a living being, other problematic sins which are yet to be discovered and outlawed but I should still be (eventually) punished for.
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Re: Caption Contest #26
Originally posted by Social Construct View Postyour moderation policy is censorship-adjacent.
Depending on which parallel universe you are in, he either described it as the recipient of a cum-tribute from the 50-foot clown, or as a glory-hole for colorblind multiphallused giants with poor depth-perception (what's the P.C. term for that, S.C.? I've been to a lot of strange planets, but never yours.)
[Edited for GROSS GROSS GROSS. -Jeb ]
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