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    Caption Contest #49

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    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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      Re: Caption Contest #49

      Vatican announces new costumes for cardinals, buddhist honchos & assorted ayatollahs
      (do I have to post the picture again or something?)
      Last edited by MitzaLizalor; 06-08-2022, 08:18 AM. Reason: Ampersand

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        "This Burger King drive thru is closed effective immediately. If you're hungry, there's a McDonald's just down the road."
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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          Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first 2024 Democratic Party Presidential candidate debate.
          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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            Re: Caption Contest #49

            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
            Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first 2024 Democratic Party Presidential candidate debate.
            Brothers and Sisters, usually these contests plumb the depths of squalid innuendo, but this time one of us has dug deep and emerged with a winner. Congratulations DNow - the prize is $5 off voucher for McDonalds (subject to terms and conditions).
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
              Brothers and Sisters, usually these contests plumb the depths of squalid innuendo, but this time one of us has dug deep and emerged with a winner. Congratulations DNow - the prize is $5 off voucher for McDonalds (subject to terms and conditions).
              I thank you, kind Doctor. I'm going to donate my prize to the Trump 2024 campaign.
              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                This is an outrage. It's not fair. The caption contest was stolen! I was the real winner, not Brother Dnow! Stop the steal!
                I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                  Congratulations to everyone!
                  If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    I vote for this one.
                    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                      Originally posted by Roland View Post
                      I vote for this one.

                      As the true winner of Caption Contest #49, I have to say that non-Christians don't get a vote. I demand that his vote be invalidated. Clearly election integrity is a major issue. I would have won if not for illegal votes like this one.
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                        Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                        This is an outrage. It's not fair. The caption contest was stolen! I was the real winner, not Brother Dnow! Stop the steal!
                        Maybe you should call Rudy Giuliani. He's looking for work, and there are several fine landscaping firms in Freehold who could use the free publicity.
                        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                          Re: Caption Contest #49

                          What? He was promoting the landscaping joint? …my mistake

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