We need another right wing militia

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I've been browsing the marketplace of right wing militia groups looking for the perfect fit, but none of them seems quite right. Something's just off. It's as if masculinity has taken a wrong turn in our culture. I think the only thing to do is start our own militia, 100% hetero, no queers, no feminines. I put some possible names together and a training video.

• Storm Surge
• The Oat Sowers
• 3 IQ pointers
• Out and Proud Boys
• The Brokeback Boys
• Boys Boys Boys
• Oh My Boys My Precious Boys
• Smalltown Boys
• Raining Men and the Shower Boys
• The Village People

For training we will do arm wrestling then we'll dress up nicely and do a parade through the town.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Forming a militant group that fit the needs of LBC is a good idea, Dr. Toole. I agree with you the groups out there just don't seem like a perfect fit for us.

I see on your list, for example, are the "Village People." I didn't know about them until President Trump played their music, "YMCA," at the end of his rallies. My thinking was Trump is super masculine. If he likes a group it also would be perfect for LBC. But, honestly, after watching the Village People videos I think a group of males from our own church might be more of what we are looking for.

Village People - YMCA OFFICIAL Music Video 1978 - Bing video

[Dennis Lukes]

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Now this is exactly what Dr. Toole is talking about. Look at these guys. Super straight red-blooded all-American alpha males. Construction workers, police officers, cowboys, these are the kinds of guys who Made America Great (specifically talking about white men only though). They worked hard and then went home to their wives to produce more soldiers for Christ. In other words, the Jews' worst enemy.

[MitzaLizalor]

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The Bible explains about different ethnic groups and how they are distinguished. Sometimes it's a pattern of speech Judges 12:5-6¹ as happened during disagreements over the correct way to eject squatters from land promised only a few centuries earlier, which squatters to eject, which to exterminate and so on. Other times it could be clothing² or shape of nose³ determining punishment or repudiation.

In these difficult times (difficult for nonbelievers, that is) many people think about cultural appropriation. I don't want to use words like "obsess over" or "seem to have gone mental regarding" because demonic possession is invariably diagnosed that way by psychiatrists, as Jesus predicted⁴ would be the case. Of course nobody has to believe what The Bible records or even accept that Jesuses and Gods are real things: in that case it's a clear path to perdition so perhaps I could include a definition.

Originally Posted by Merriam-Webster –› https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/perdition

Definition of perdition

1 . a : eternal damnation

1 . b : HELL

2 . a archaic : utter destruction

2 . b obsolete : LOSS

Philippians 1:28 And in nothing terrified by your adversaries: which is to them an evident token of perdition, but to you of salvation, and that of God.

To what extent should Christians be worried about cultural appropriation? God has explained about excessive gold, such as nose rings, filagree bands around dreadlocks, dangly earrings and tacky medallions etc., nevertheless for a standard "look" some of these have been incorporated into attire. It may be that a Pastor would look good in a feathered headdress or our deaconess in a beaded pencil dress. Did you know there are even holographic beads available? They stand out like anything under laser light but you'd probably need a laser hat (a pith helmet with lasers in the brim aimed down onto the dress – I won't bother with a diagram) sorry, I'm digressing, anyway that wouldn't be cultural appropriation because holograms aren't from an alien culture.

Thank you.


1. Genesis 31:17-32
2. Zephaniah 1:7-9
3. Leviticus 21:17-18
4. Luke 21:25-26

[Phil Ander]

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I agree that a new militia is very important. When President Trump is reinstated I think it likely he will launch a special military operation to deliberalise and demilitarise Canada. Those Canadians who speak American will welcome this intervention, as they are really Americans anyway. Its absurd that Canada is stuck in the middle between Alaska and the rest of America, and should just be adsorbed. Much more practical than the current situation.

A new militia could be helpful in giving a hand to this special military operation when the time comes.


A name? Maybe The Zeke Group. Then we could distinguish it from other invaders liberators by painting a "Z" on the equipment to minimise friendly fire incidents.

[Dennis Lukes]

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I agree that a new militia is very important. When President Trump is reinstated I think it likely he will launch a special military operation to deliberalise and demilitarise Canada. Those Canadians who speak American will welcome this intervention, as they are really Americans anyway. Its absurd that Canada is stuck in the middle between Alaska and the rest of America, and should just be adsorbed. Much more practical than the current situation.

Don't forget that Trudeau is a Nazi. His real father was the Canadian Nazi Adrien Arcand, not Pierre Trudeau. He's just a puppet of the Judeonazi George Soros (the Antichrist).

[MitzaLizalor]

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The Zeke Group

I like that.

The Z could be confusing, Pres. Zewde of Ethiopia springing to mind [she went to a French university -ed.] especially in places where heathens worship Haile Selassie.

Haile Selassie wearing
a pith helmet

Uniforms. I have some fabric available and would be able to assist in this area.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Uniforms. I have some fabric available and would be able to assist in this area.

That would be fabulous Mitzi. If you and the ladies could organize some snazzy kit (I'd love to see your fabric choices!) and choreograph a few moves, the boys and I will take it from there to overcome patriarchal feminization. Here's a few pointers on style so we don't all look like a bunch of faggots.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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That would be fabulous Mitzi. If you and the ladies could organize some snazzy kit (I'd love to see your fabric choices!) and choreograph a few moves, the boys and I will take it from there to overcome patriarchal feminization. Here's a few pointers on style so we don't all look like a bunch of faggots.

Drill teams are a good way to instill disciple and purpose. Over in England a group is working toward becoming a first-rate team. Some would say they have a way to go yet.

Monty Python - Military March - YouTube

[Dennis Lukes]

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I've been browsing the marketplace of right wing militia groups looking for the perfect fit, but none of them seems quite right. Something's just off.

Maybe it would be helpful if we went over the issues with the current slate of patriot militias and why they're not up to snuff.


The Proud Boys

• Their leader is a black hispanic, nuff said

Wolverine Watchmen

• Utterly failed to abduct the governor of Michigan
• Entirely composed of undercover federal agents

Atomwaffen Division

• Occultists and Satanists

Boogaloo Boys

• Name is retarded

Ku Klux Klan

• Disorganized and fragmented shadow of their former self

Oath Keepers

• Excellent setup for launching a coup but no mechanism for fun weekend get-togethers with beer and gunfire

None of these groups are good enough for True Christians™ to join. We DO need our own militia. We certainly have enough ammo for one.

[MitzaLizalor]

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The stock (of fabric) is a bit low at the moment, having unloaded some very comfortable winceyette recently + seasonally appropriate cotton prints featuring leaves. They could have been combined, the former also being 100% cotton but with a brushed fleecy effect on both sides. There is some interesting red cotton with little nukes. Would red be too bright?

nukes	spots
detail	detail

(I'd love to see your fabric choices!)

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Sister, are those Russian nukes? I think a key requirement for intercontinental ballistic weaponry is that you be able to aim it. Not necessarily the look we are going for. The brown hole design, on the other fist, however, looks strap on.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Well, if they keep changing direction they're probably not ballistic but I take your point. That particular pattern has been a slow mover and I always include it, just in case. Red would be suitable in certain environments – for example where there's ultraviolet lighting: the pigments are fluorescent. It may be that an operation involved mingling with persons or in rooms like this, where luminous garments help you blend in – rather than be very conspicuous as would be the case at a goth function, say.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The only guidance I'm able to find in the Bible (KJV1611) regarding militias has to do with the Zealots, who were a Jewish militia whose goal was to kick the Romans out of Jerusalem. The Zealots managed to succeed, but only temporarily as the Romans managed to take it back in short order.

Then there were the cathylicks, encouraged by their various popes to recapture the Holy Land after it was over run by the mooselimbs. At some point they were distracted in their efforts by Martin Luther posting his manifesto on a church door that upset the deep state at the Vatican.

Of course Martin Luther wasn't into arm bands, uniforms or militias - he was just trying to make Jesus great again.

It seems that when it comes to militias, unless God speaks to you directly and tells you do do something, you're just going to wind up with a bunch of homers.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Of course Martin Luther wasn't into arm bands, uniforms or militias - he was just trying to make Jesus great again.
It seems that when it comes to militias, unless God speaks to you directly and tells you do do something, you're just going to wind up with a bunch of homers.

The uniforms and the way warriors present themselves has begun to concern me. Could it be homer disguise themselves as warriors so we would support them? I don't feel confident anymore about which groups to support. The one I mentioned above, The Village People, whore aggressive outfit suggesting healthy violence. There were warrior feathers and a six-gun cowboy.




Then, there was the heroic group that invaded the Capitol.




I've begun to worry they are homers in disguise and we will need to look further for the warriors God sent us.