Re: Time to stop watching soccer
They seem to be able to make them go fast. I was forced to attend a kick-ball match or game or whatever they're called. Hell could take lessons. Nothing happened then everyone started singing using a special, put-on, very moronic voice tone (the smell was unbelievable, perhaps because I remained seated) then nothing happened with oohs and ahhs seemingly at random. Eventually the score was 0/0 and the event ended, I thought – but I was wrong. It hadn't even started.
I was carted off to some pit of a joint for the post mortem lasting several hours, discussing what hadn't happened. Foolishly I'd accepted a ride on the grounds that "You'll love this." Somehow we arrived back at our workplace (it was a sponsored outing) where I escaped and that was exactly the time I stopped watching soccer.
They seem to be able to make them go fast. I was forced to attend a kick-ball match or game or whatever they're called. Hell could take lessons. Nothing happened then everyone started singing using a special, put-on, very moronic voice tone (the smell was unbelievable, perhaps because I remained seated) then nothing happened with oohs and ahhs seemingly at random. Eventually the score was 0/0 and the event ended, I thought – but I was wrong. It hadn't even started.
I was carted off to some pit of a joint for the post mortem lasting several hours, discussing what hadn't happened. Foolishly I'd accepted a ride on the grounds that "You'll love this." Somehow we arrived back at our workplace (it was a sponsored outing) where I escaped and that was exactly the time I stopped watching soccer.
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