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  • #1576
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
    Next: Our decent American soldiers are no longer allowed to pee on dead brownies.
    WORSE: Our godly American soldiers become to cowardly to want to desecrate the bodies of Jesus little brown enemies.

    NEXT: The battle of Des Moinse, August 2020, between the Canadian Army / Armée de terre Canadienne and the Ejército Mexicano.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #1577
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      I advised the father to administer his rod, of course.

      Also, the parents are removing the television and computer from the boy's room, and putting them in the living room where they can observe all he does.
      Excellent work brother, I think your going to have to lend some hands on help, the little chronic masturbator obviously has a touch of "the fag" and needs the guidance of a True Christian.

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Worse: The handful of heterosexual American soldiers left in Obama's gay army are forced to eat brownies that the gayboys have peed on.

      Next: Obama gets re-elected.
      Worse: monica jewinsky gets a case of jungle fever and becomes obama's personal cigar holder.

      Next: monica jewinsky starts marketing cooter flavoured cigars.

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      • #1578
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        WORSE: Our godly American soldiers become to cowardly to want to desecrate the bodies of Jesus little brown enemies.

        NEXT: The battle of Des Moines, August 2020, between the Canadian Army / Armée de terre Canadienne and the Ejército Mexicano.
        Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
        Next: monica jewinsky starts marketing cooter flavoured cigars.
        Worse: The Canadian Army and the Mexicans sit down together in Des Moines and make peace, smoking cigars marketed by Monica.

        Next: The joint Canadian and Mexican army, after conquering the US, discover Freehold.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #1579
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Worse: The Canadian Army and the Mexicans sit down together in Des Moines and make peace, smoking cigars marketed by Monica.

          Next: The joint Canadian and Mexican army, after conquering the US, discover Freehold.
          Hey now, I know us canadians are backwards but we are lead by a great aggressive fag hater, Stephen Harper. We are buying American Made f-35's for billions in order to fight side by side with our American Leaders. The majority of us bow down to our masters. But I digress.

          Worse: Monica Jewinsky's cooter is weaponized and and used against Freehold!

          Next: Coca Cola submits to the dirty columbian's and stops cleansing their bottling plant union workers with bullets.

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          • #1580
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Coca Cola submits to the dirty columbian's and stops cleansing their bottling plant union workers with bullets.

            Made Worse: Coca Cola submits to the dirty columbian's and stops cleansing their bottling plant union workers with bullets, and stops cleansing their product, causing a stock market crash.

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            • #1581
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              I think you missed something there, so I'll start over.

              A cross dresser
              Romans 1:26, 27

              26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

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              • #1582
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by QGideonAshtoreth View Post
                I think you missed something there, so I'll start over.

                A cross dresser
                You.

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                • #1583
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  You.
                  Worse: Him, in person.

                  Next: Role-playing.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #1584
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

                    Next: Role-playing.
                    WORSE: The sin of Halloween costumes


                    NEXT: Deep fried okra
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #1585
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      NEXT: Deep fried okra
                      WORSE: Oprah, "baked".

                      NEXT: Hollywood ghost stories where people fight back without Jesus and win.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #1586
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Hollywood ghost stories where people fight back without Jesus and win.
                        Jesus movies written by Jews.
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                        • #1587
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                          Jesus movies written by Jews.
                          Mary in the movie being played of some pregnant Jewish, teenage she-harlot.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • #1588
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Mary in the movie being played of some pregnant Jewish, teenage she-harlot.
                            Mary being played by Lady Gaga.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #1589
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              Mary being played by Lady Gaga.
                              Lady Gaga letting some invisible pervert from the sky who can magically walk threw walls fornicate with her while playing the Mary.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • #1590
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                Lady Gaga letting some invisible pervert from the sky who can magically walk threw walls fornicate with her while playing the Mary.
                                This is rapidly starting to sound like gay porn, and I don't think we want to make it THAT much worse.
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