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  • Sister Charli
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    Thanks sweetheart.

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  • Disciple Luke
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    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Next: Under Obama, Mormon Tea becomes standard fare in school cafeterias.
    Mormon tea laced with marijuana leaf becomes standard fare in school cafes.

    NEXT: The politically correct pencil necks tell us that we can no longer discipline our children with a smack.

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  • Sister Charli
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    Whoooops. Wrong game. I thought this was the true or false game ..... not the make it worse.

    Sorry.

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  • Sister Charli
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    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Next: Under Obama, Mormon Tea becomes standard fare in school cafeterias.
    Reluctantly I have no choice but to say yes. What with your black muslim head of state in USA right now.

    NEXT: The person under me prays that one day Freehold can declare it's independence and True Christians(tm) can live there and practice God's law as per the KJV1611 bible without political or religious interference.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
    NEXT: Australia calls a re-election and the Greens get in by a majority.
    In the US elections, the Mormon Tea Party gets in by a majority, thanks to Glenn Beck and the bewitched Sarah Palin!

    Early Mormon settlers, who abstained from regular tea and coffee, drank the beverage made from this plant . . . Although not as potent as the commercial relatives in China and India, the southwestern species contains enough ephedrine-related alkaloid ingredients to make it functional [as a stimulant].

    Other white settlers used a very strong tea of the plant for the treatment of syphilis and other venereal disease, and as a tonic. It was standard fare in the waiting rooms of whorehouses in early Nevada and California. It was said to have been introduced by a Jack Mormon who frequented Katie’s Place in Elko, Nevada during the mining rush of the last century.
    Next: Under Obama, Mormon Tea becomes standard fare in school cafeterias.

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  • Sister Charli
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    Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
    Next: Tiger Woods as a role-model for young Nigra men.
    Tiger Woods becomes a role model for young Nigra men and 20,000 of them die of aids the first week.

    Hmmmm, maybe that isn't really "worse" but a blessing in disguise.

    NEXT: Australia calls a re-election and the Greens get in by a majority.

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  • Bryan Tamariki
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    That guy obsessed with the Raelians (alien lizard-people) turns out to be right.
    The Raelian 'Jesus' returns to rule the world and he looks like Jar Jar Binks!

    Next: Tiger Woods as a role-model for young Nigra men.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
    http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/o..._advocate.html
    Worse, Christians everywhere don't realize that he's a Gay loving, Peta humping, Mormon pervert.

    Take my worse and make it worse, I'm in a bit of shock about this.
    Worse: Glenn Beck is lying about being not opposed to gay marriage, but uses it to gain support and massive donations from the wealthy homosexual class as he works to establish his Mormon theocracy and outlaw Christianity.


    I don't know that anything could be worse than that! So, let's try a new one:

    That guy obsessed with the Raelians (alien lizard-people) turns out to be right.

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  • Seth Campbell
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    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Worse: The WTC Mosque, dedicated on 9/11/2012, has twin minarets with model airplanes that circle them five times a day to call the towelheads to "prayer".

    Next: Glenn Beck comes out in support of, or at least not in opposition to, gay marriage. (This one actually happened! )

    Worse, Christians everywhere don't realize that he's a Gay loving, Peta humping, Mormon pervert.

    Take my worse and make it worse, I'm in a bit of shock about this.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
    Next: The WTC Mosque is built and dedicated on 9/11 2012
    Worse: The WTC Mosque, dedicated on 9/11/2012, has twin minarets with model airplanes that circle them five times a day to call the towelheads to "prayer".

    Next: Glenn Beck comes out in support of, or at least not in opposition to, gay marriage. (This one actually happened! )

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  • Seth Campbell
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    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Ahem . . . the point of the game is to make the horrible thing stated into something worse.

    This is the horrible thing.
    Next: A crazy Muslim, upset over the upcoming Koran-burning event in Gainesville, Florida, damages a Bible in retaliation!

    Now, your goal is to explain how that situation could be worse.
    And then you make it worse....

    Said crazy Muslim burns to death while attempting to burn said Bible. Whoops, that's better.

    Huh, this ones a tough one.....

    Muslims everywhere start burning Bibles in the start of their Holy war.

    Next: The WTC Mosque is built and dedicated on 9/11 2012

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Ahem . . . the point of the game is to make the horrible thing stated into something worse.

    This is the horrible thing.
    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Next: A crazy Muslim, upset over the upcoming Koran-burning event in Gainesville, Florida, damages a Bible in retaliation!
    Now, your goal is to explain how that situation could be worse.

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  • CyberYahweh
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    Xena, Buffy, and Edward need to practice some serious abstinence - whoever they are. All that voracious temptation they have for their greasy, slimy devil parts, they need to direct toward the Lord Jesus. The next time that little-leviathan starts to "quell their oceans," they need remember this graven, passionate image:
    And ask themselves what The Lord would say to their fornications. Jesus didn't die, so they could galavant around, trading their poisonous snake-juices.

    Furthermore, I can only pray that no Bibles are trifled with, during the most holy book-burning.

    A most graven prospect indeed, Rev. Rodimer.


    Worst
    America adopts the Euro and this:

    Becomes:

    I see no difference between this, and DEMANDING homosexuality from our[well, not mine: <3 Abstinence] children. Abominable.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
    Damn, you almost had me stumped, but I've got one... the bible!

    Next: No hope for a Xena reunion movie.
    Worse: Xena meets Buffy in a lesbian lovefest . . . and Edward doesn't even show his sparkly self.



    Next: A crazy Muslim, upset over the upcoming Koran-burning event in Gainesville, Florida, damages a Bible in retaliation!

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  • Callisto
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Next: Twilight (books or movies, take your pick).
    Damn, you almost had me stumped, but I've got one... the bible!

    Next: No hope for a Xena reunion movie.

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