Next: Under Obama, Mormon Tea becomes standard fare in school cafeterias.
Reluctantly I have no choice but to say yes. What with your black muslim head of state in USA right now.
NEXT: The person under me prays that one day Freehold can declare it's independence and True Christians(tm) can live there and practice God's law as per the KJV1611 bible without political or religious interference.
NEXT: Australia calls a re-election and the Greens get in by a majority.
In the US elections, the Mormon Tea Party gets in by a majority, thanks to Glenn Beck and the bewitched Sarah Palin!
Early Mormon settlers, who abstained from regular tea and coffee, drank the beverage made from this plant . . . Although not as potent as the commercial relatives in China and India, the southwestern species contains enough ephedrine-related alkaloid ingredients to make it functional [as a stimulant].
Other white settlers used a very strong tea of the plant for the treatment of syphilis and other venereal disease, and as a tonic. It was standard fare in the waiting rooms of whorehouses in early Nevada and California. It was said to have been introduced by a Jack Mormon who frequented Katie’s Place in Elko, Nevada during the mining rush of the last century.
Next: Under Obama, Mormon Tea becomes standard fare in school cafeterias.
Take my worse and make it worse, I'm in a bit of shock about this.
Worse: Glenn Beck is lying about being not opposed to gay marriage, but uses it to gain support and massive donations from the wealthy homosexual class as he works to establish his Mormon theocracy and outlaw Christianity.
I don't know that anything could be worse than that! So, let's try a new one:
That guy obsessed with the Raelians (alien lizard-people) turns out to be right.
Worse: The WTC Mosque, dedicated on 9/11/2012, has twin minarets with model airplanes that circle them five times a day to call the towelheads to "prayer".
Next: Glenn Beck comes out in support of, or at least not in opposition to, gay marriage. (This one actually happened! )
Next: The WTC Mosque is built and dedicated on 9/11 2012
Worse: The WTC Mosque, dedicated on 9/11/2012, has twin minarets with model airplanes that circle them five times a day to call the towelheads to "prayer".
Next: Glenn Beck comes out in support of, or at least not in opposition to, gay marriage. (This one actually happened! )
Xena, Buffy, and Edward need to practice some serious abstinence - whoever they are. All that voracious temptation they have for their greasy, slimy devil parts, they need to direct toward the Lord Jesus. The next time that little-leviathan starts to "quell their oceans," they need remember this graven, passionate image:
And ask themselves what The Lord would say to their fornications. Jesus didn't die, so they could galavant around, trading their poisonous snake-juices.
Furthermore, I can only pray that no Bibles are trifled with, during the most holy book-burning.
A most graven prospect indeed, Rev. Rodimer.
Worst
America adopts the Euro and this:
Becomes:
I see no difference between this, and DEMANDING homosexuality from our[well, not mine: <3 Abstinence] children. Abominable.
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