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  • #496
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
    Next: Losing your autographed picture of Louis Farrakhan in a house fire.
    Somehow, the rest of your block DOESN'T burn down.

    Next: Jury duty.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #497
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post

      Next: Losing your autographed picture of Louis Farrakhan in a house fire.
      Owning an autographed picture of Louis Farrakhan.


      Next: The maid at Michael Jackson's mansion and the unspeakable things she has to clean up today...
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #498
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Owning an autographed picture of Louis Farrakhan.


        Next: The maid at Michael Jackson's mansion and the unspeakable things she has to clean up today...
        Having what she had to clean squirt her in the eye.
        Next: Janet Jackson's coffee enemas.
        Luke 5:31
        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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        • #499
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
          Having what she had to clean squirt her in the eye.
          Next: Janet Jackson's coffee enemas.
          Janet Jackson's coffee enemas served at Starbucks.

          Next: A Dinner Party hosted by the Donner Party.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • #500
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Janet Jackson's coffee enemas served at Starbucks.

            Next: A Dinner Party hosted by the Donner Party.
            ... with Uruguayan rugby waiters

            Next: (True fact!) Cannibalism is not illegal under British law.
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            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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            • #501
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              And you're trapped in Britain covered in barbecue sauce!

              Next: People who say God loves everyone

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              • #502
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                Next: People who say God loves everyone
                People who say God loves everyone on the day they wake up in hell.


                Next: Parents who let their sissyboy son play with dolls.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #503
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  People who say God loves everyone on the day they wake up in hell.


                  Next: Parents who let their sissyboy son play with dolls.
                  Like GI Joe? Why not just send him to ballet school?

                  Next: False Christians who think God's warnings against the Jews (Titus 1:10) no longer apply today.
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                  I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                  • #504
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                    Like GI Joe? Why not just send him to ballet school?

                    Next: False Christians who think God's warnings against the Jews (Titus 1:10) no longer apply today.
                    False Christians who think God's prohibition of homosexuals (Leviticus) no longer applies today!

                    Next: Beatles records played backwards saying things like "Hail Satan!"

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • #505
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      False Christians who think God's prohibition of homosexuals (Leviticus) no longer applies today!

                      Next: Beatles records played backwards saying things like "Hail Satan!"
                      Beatles records and ANY other rock and roll jungle music.

                      Next: Richard Branson.
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                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                      • #506
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Richard Branson suggesting that he's a virgin.

                        Next: dancing alone
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #507
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Richard Branson suggesting that he's a virgin.

                          Next: dancing alone
                          masturbating

                          Next: People who think they should be given a bag to put their groceries in (They're the worse!)
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                          I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                          • #508
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                            masturbating

                            Next: People who think they should be given a bag to put their groceries in (They're the worse!)
                            People who look like Phill Spector and refuse to put a bag over their heads.
                            Next: Hippies
                            Luke 5:31
                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                            • #509
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                              Next: Hippies
                              Negro hippies


                              Next: Women with hairy legs.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #510
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Negro hippies


                                Next: Women with hairy legs.
                                Women with hairy chests.
                                Next: Lumpy gravy
                                Luke 5:31
                                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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