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  • #31
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    The above artist being asked to repaint the ceiling of the sistine chapel.

    Next: A rewrite of the consitution which would allow fundamentalists total and irreovacable control over the education system.
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    • #32
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      The above artist being asked to repaint the ceiling of the sistine chapel.


      Next: A rewrite of the consitution which would allow fundamentalists total and irreovacable control over the education system.
      It seems illiterates already have control over yours.

      Um . . .

      A rewrite of the Constitution which would allow MUSLIM fundamentalists . . . system.

      Next: Swine flu.
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      • #33
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Swine flu that didn't kill off any Mexicans.

        Next: CNN

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        • #34
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          Swine flu that didn't kill off any Mexicans.

          Next: CNN
          CNN's hostile takeover of Fox News.

          Next: The Cult of Oprah Winfrey.
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          • #35
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            I think I figured out how this works:
            A: The nudist cult of Oprah Winfrey.
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            • #36
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              I think I figured out how this works:
              A: The nudist cult of Oprah Winfrey.
              Now you get to put in the next thing for us to make worse.
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              • #37
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                What do you mean?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #38
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Next: Evolutionism

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                  • #39
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Evolution still stupidly not being realized as fact by religious zealots who believe that their god decided to fart out a universe one day

                    Next: All reality tv, all the time channels
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                    • #40
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Evolution still stupidly not being realized as fact by religious zealots who believe that their god decided to fart out a universe one day

                      Next: All reality tv, all the time channels
                      Hold on there sweetie: How did eviluotion go from being a theory to a fact?


                      You know what I hate about your so-called "facts?" They keep changing. God never changes.

                      Malachi 3:6
                      For I am the Lord, I change not.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #41
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        All reality tv, all the time channels, all starring Hilary Clinton

                        Next: Emos

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                        • #42
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Hold on there sweetie: How did eviluotion go from being a theory to a fact?
                          Evolution is a fact. The fact that it's called a theory is because, stupidly, people won't accept it because of various nonsensical stubbornness such as the whole 'missing link' idea.

                          You know what I hate about your so-called "facts?" They keep changing. God never changes.
                          Facts don't change. Only our understanding of facts changes.

                          And Zeke - you aren't playing the game properly!
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                          • #43
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Emos sneaking into people's bedrooms at night giving everyone emo haircuts

                            Next: Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter mud wrestling
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                            • #44
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Next: Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter mud wrestling
                              Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter mud wrestling and the cable going out!

                              Next: Somalian pirates.
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                              • #45
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Somalian pirates jacking up the price of oil even more

                                Next:
                                GLOBAL WARMING
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