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  • #916
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
    Obama mandates prayer -- with school students bowing to Mecca.
    Bowing to "mecca" isn't prayer, it's satan worship.


    Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
    Next: Burnt grilled-cheese sandwiches.
    I have diverticulitis.



    Next: Cold gravy
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #917
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I have diverticulitis.
      No wonder you're so grumpy.


      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Next: Cold gravy
      Clots of cold gravy on Communion Wafer Pie.


      Next: mosquitoes

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      • #918
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
        Clots of cold gravy on Communion Wafer Pie.
        For the last time, WE ARE NOT MARY-WORSHIPING PAPISTS AND WE DO NOT EAT DEATH COOKIES BECAUSE IT IS BLASPHMOUS!!


        Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
        Next: mosquitoes
        Mosquitoes that help Jesus spread the AIDS to those whom have offended Him.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #919
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          For the last time, WE ARE NOT MARY-WORSHIPING PAPISTS AND WE DO NOT EAT DEATH COOKIES BECAUSE IT IS BLASPHMOUS!!
          (That's why it's "worse" in the "Make it Worse" game. )

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Mosquitoes that help Jesus spread the AIDS to those whom have offended Him.
          That WOULD be bad....

          Pastor, when's the last time you had a Moroccan oil rub-down?


          Next: States that make you give fingerprints to get a drivers license.

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          • #920
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post

            Pastor, when's the last time you had a Moroccan oil rub-down?
            My 14 year old Indonesian houseboy gives me a 30 minutes massage after my daily 5 miles swim, but I don't believe he uses mudslime oil. I'll have to ask.


            Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
            Next: States that make you give fingerprints to get a drivers license.
            The mark of the beast, pure and simple.


            Next: Mouthy females.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #921
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Next: Mouthy females.
              Mouthy Shemales.




              Next: Diverticulitis.

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              • #922
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post

                Next: Diverticulitis.
                An allergy to Christianity!


                Next: CNN buys Fox News
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #923
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Next: CNN buys Fox News


                  ... and replaces Bill O'Reilly with John Tesh.


                  Next: Closed-stack libraries.

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                  • #924
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Public libraries

                    Next: public schools

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                    • #925
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                      Next: public schools
                      Public schools that forbid prayer!


                      Next: Your house burns to the ground.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #926
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Your house burns to the ground and now you have to live in a homeless shelter alongside filthy negroes and mexicants.

                        Next: Any movie with Paris Hilton in it.

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        • #927
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                          Next: Any movie with Paris Hilton in it.
                          Any movie made in a room at the Paris Hilton.


                          Next: Race mixing.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #928
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                            Next: Race mixing.

                            Face mixing.





                            Next: Expired milk.

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                            • #929
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
                              Face mixing.



                              Next: Expired milk.
                              Drinking half the glass before realizing it.

                              Next: A neighbor who claims to be in telepathic communication with aliens.
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                              • #930
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by David Goldman View Post
                                Drinking half the glass before realizing it.

                                Next: A neighbor who claims to be in telepathic communication with aliens.
                                A neighbor in telepathic communications with aliens at are really demons in disguise since there are no other worlds.

                                NEXT: People who won't accept Jefferson Davis was an American president.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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