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  • #91
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    An uppity feminazi witch going yappity-yap on God's favorite forum without tithing a cent.


    Next: Warts on VanHellbound's nose.
    True Christians catching warts in unmentionable areas after that witch holds them down and uses her oversized lumpy proboscis to brutally violate them.

    Next: Men with long hair.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #92
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      True Christians catching warts in unmentionable areas after that witch holds them down and uses her oversized lumpy proboscis to brutally violate them.

      Next: Men with long hair.
      A buck nigra with long hair.



      Next: God mocking evolutionists.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #93
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Zekey, I meant an episode of Jerry Springer featuring the republican party. Not that he himself is a republican.

        Evolutionists having to contend with idiots who actually believe evolution supports GENESIS...

        Next: Mean Landoverites picking on poor, innocent, pure minded Pagans in whose head ne'er a nasty nor ornery thought has ever been!
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • #94
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Next: Mean Landoverites picking on poor, innocent, pure minded Pagans in whose head ne'er a nasty nor ornery thought has ever been!
          Do you know any?
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          • #95
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Mean Landoverites picking on poor, innocent, pure minded Pagans in whose head ne'er a nasty nor ornery thought has ever been, and having to hear her whine about it afterwards.

            Next: Osama Bin Laden

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            • #96
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Barack HUSSEIN Osama Bin Laden

              Next: Hippies on my turf!

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              • #97
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                They're still there.

                Next:
                Peanut m&m's
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #98
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Peanut m&m's mixed in with a bag of homersexual skittles!

                  Next: Al Gore

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                  • #99
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Al Gore is president.
                    Next: ants in the kitchen
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Re: The "make it worse" game

                      fire ants in the kitchen

                      Gay pride parades

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                      • Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        fire ants in the kitchen

                        Gay pride parades
                        Fags crashing 'straight' parades.

                        Next: David Caruso
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Fags crashing 'straight' parades.

                          Next: David Caruso
                          Nude David Caruso Winking at YOU

                          Next: The ACLU

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                          • Re: The "make it worse" game

                            The ACLU joining forces with the NAACP

                            Myspace

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                            • Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Forced, institutionalized Myspace for every citizen in this country so that all personal details are public record and the Government knows everything about you.

                              NEXT: The TV Show "The View"
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                              SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                              Hosea 9:7
                              The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                                The view starring BARNEY!!!

                                Next; Apples
                                um... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...

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