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  • Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Sungstra View Post
    Cherry Pie

    Next: White Picket Fences.
    I had a white picket fence in front of the Monthly Visitor.

    They burned that, too!
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Next: Taking your Christian Youth Group out for a bowling party only to discover that it's retard night at the bowling alley.
    Do I even want to know what retards do at the bowling alley?

    They don't serve them hot dogs, do they?
    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Leather bears

    Scantily clad women askin' for it.
    "It" being money for an abortion!

    Next: Abortionists.
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    • Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
      "It" being money for an abortion!

      Next: Abortionists.
      Abos

      Next: The U.S. changing its money around to look like Monopoly(tm) money.

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      • Re: The "make it worse" game

        And instead of Uncle Moneybags, the money has Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Byrd, Hillary, Geithner, and Gates on it...

        Next: realizing that your most popular thread on a forum is some stupid little games, while threads you took a lot of time and effort on crafting get ignored en masse...

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        • Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          A witch harlot who still lives with her mother.
          Actually, I haven't lived with my mother since I was 18. Mom's just visiting me for a month; she wants to take care of me while I await my surgery.
          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          And instead of Uncle Moneybags, the money has Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Byrd, Hillary, Geithner, and Gates on it...

          Next: realizing that your most popular thread on a forum is some stupid little games, while threads you took a lot of time and effort on crafting get ignored en masse...
          Realising that even though game threads are more popular than regular threads, your game thread is ignored en masse. (What thread of yours is being ignored, by the way, hon?)


          Next: having feelings for someone who just won't love you until you change who you are as a person.
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          • Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post


            Next: having feelings for someone who just won't love you until you change who you are as a person.
            Not having feelings for someone who loves you... (WW, you know I love you just the way you are, right!?)

            Next : Climbing Mount Everest only to get to the peak on a cloudy, rainy, windy day and realize you can't see anything further than your hand - what a waste!
            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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            • Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
              Not having feelings for someone who loves you... (WW, you know I love you just the way you are, right!?)
              Aww! I love you too!


              Next : Climbing Mount Everest only to get to the peak on a cloudy, rainy, windy day and realize you can't see anything further than your hand - what a waste!
              Climbing Mount Everest and realising that it's an extremely sunny day and you're now closer to the sun than you've ever been or ever wanted to be. The stupid sun!!

              Next: Looking hot and dancing at a club surrounded by good-looking guys, but the guys don't appreciate how hot you are because you're clubbing in a gay bar. (It's part of my therapy, I'm not allowed to physically interact with straight boys, or I might backslide.)
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              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post

                Next: Looking hot and dancing at a club surrounded by good-looking guys, but the guys don't appreciate how hot you are because you're clubbing in a gay bar. (It's part of my therapy, I'm not allowed to physically interact with straight boys, or I might backslide.)
                That is disgusting and ridiculous.


                Next: Disney movies.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  That is disgusting and ridiculous.


                  Next: Disney movies.
                  Foreign movies.

                  Next : Foreigners
                  Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                  • Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                    Foreign movies.

                    Next : Foreigners
                    Foreigners who move to the US and are then assimilated and forced to give up important aspects of their culture because the Americans won't accept anyone who isn't exactly like them.


                    Next: The fact that such assimilation happens.
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                    • Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                      Foreigners who move to the US and are then assimilated and forced to give up important aspects of their culture because the Americans won't accept anyone who isn't exactly like them.


                      Next: The fact that such assimilation happens.
                      Snow bound, moose bothering foreigners who resits the superior ways of their better neighbors.


                      NEXT: Foreigners who refuse to allow the US to host the Olympics because they prefer a country filled with transvestites.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                        Foreigners who move to the US and are then assimilated and forced to give up important aspects of their culture because the Americans won't accept anyone who isn't exactly like them.


                        Next: The fact that such assimilation happens.
                        The fact that illegal aliens refuse to assimilate, and instead of becoming Americans, demand that Americans learn to speak their "language" and accommodate THEM instead.

                        Next: Unsecured borders.
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                        • Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                          Next: Unsecured borders.
                          Being a passenger on a flight that's got Federal Air Marshals who are Muslim

                          Next: Abu Dhabi
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                          • Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                            Next: Abu Dhabi
                            All of Abu Dhabi's terrorist friends!

                            Next: Ali Baba
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                            • Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              Next: Ali Baba
                              ...and his 40 butt bucking thieves terrorists!

                              Next: A coordinated series of thermonuclear detonations above Iranian airspace.
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                              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post

                                Next: A coordinated series of nuclear detonations above Iranian airspace.
                                Missing the target by one consonant and instead destroying the democratic and free (thanks to GWB!) nation of Iraq.


                                Next: Obama orders mandatory SAMBA! lessons for every man, woman and child in America in order to defeat the Brazilians in 2016.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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