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  • #1216
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post

    Next: The American flag replaced by reproduction Shrouds of Turin:
    American flags turned into underwears!

    Next: A wormy apple.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #1217
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      American flags turned into underwears!

      Next: A wormy apple.
      Finish eating the apple and only finding half the worm

      Next: Witch poo on your lawn
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #1218
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Next: Witch poo on your lawn
        Witch poo in your hot tub.


        Next: John Wayne's corpse.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #1219
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Being in the same airless room as John Wayne's corpse if it ain't properly buried!

          Next: Sissy men who cry who ain't real men and yet claim to be real men when real men sure don't cry no weak tears and who actually expect sympathy!
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          • #1220
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
            Being in the same airless room as John Wayne's corpse if it ain't properly buried!

            Next: Sissy men who cry who ain't real men and yet claim to be real men when real men sure don't cry no weak tears and who actually expect sympathy!
            Sissy men who cry and claim to be real men staring in a remake of Rio Bravo just to destroy the original for the rest of us.

            Generals who are such girly men they get prostate cancer.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

            Hot Must ReadThreads!


            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • #1221
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              A jacuzzi owned by sodomites who have comitted unspeakable horrors therein.

              Next: witches using our forum as a lesbian dating service.
              I like the way you think, hon!
              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              And then the witches send me pornographic photos of themselves committing whoredoms and perversions!
              I don't know whether to say "You wish!" or "Stop asking for them, then!"
              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              Once in a while I get a canker sore, too. I keep some licorice root capsules (regular, not DGL) on hand for just such an occasion. I break one open and put the powder on the canker sore, and keep it there as long as I can. (Usually get 'em on my inner cheek next to the gum, so easy to put it in there like a Wad O Chew or something before bed.) Then I pray with all my heart and soul to my Lord Jesus that He will remove the vile canker demon from my mouth.

              By morning, the pain is gone, and my mouth tastes licoricey-fresh! Praise the Lord!

              (Apparently Colgate makes a patch with licorice root extract, but I'd never heard of it until this very moment.)
              That's so cool, thank you Jenny!
              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Sissy men who cry and claim to be real men staring in a remake of Rio Bravo just to destroy the original for the rest of us.

              Generals who are such girly men they get prostate cancer.
              People who have to make fun of others to boost their own ego.


              Pastors being big meanie-faces!
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              • #1222
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post

                Pastors being big meanie-faces!
                Pastors being meanies with asses for faces!

                Next : Witches being a better example of love than pastors.

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                • #1223
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by satan's False Word View Post
                  Pastors being meanies with asses for faces! LMAO!

                  Next : Witches being a better example of love than pastors.
                  I don't know if I can make that worse. That's pretty much as bad as it gets, isn't it?


                  Next: a music library that is seriously lacking in the ACDC department!
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                  • #1224
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    A music library with "Rock or Roll" music in it!

                    Next: Calling noise music.

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                    • #1225
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      A music library with "Rock or Roll" music in it!

                      Next: Calling noise music.
                      Calling music noise!!

                      Next : Games without any players!
                      Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                      • #1226
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                        Calling music noise!!

                        Next : Games without any players!
                        Players without any games!

                        Next : Judgment based on names and looks!

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                        • #1227
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by satan's False Word View Post
                          Players without any games!

                          Next : Judgment based on names and looks!
                          Names and looks based on judgements? Sorry, I was just trying to go along with the theme we've got going on here, didn't really work lol.


                          Next: your memory getting so bad that you forget what you're doing - while you're doing it - for a full five minutes!
                          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                          • #1228
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                            Next: your memory getting so bad that you forget what you're doing - while you're doing it - for a full five minutes!
                            My memory is legendary, so I don't know what you're talking about. I will admit that it can be a curse as well as a Blessing. There are some things that I've seen in my missionary work that I wish I could forget.


                            Next: Obnoxious witches forcing innocent True Christians™ to look at eye-jarring purple fonts when she has been ORDERED TO STOP by more than one True Christian™ Pastor repeatedly on pain of PERMANENT BANISHMENT!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #1229
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Obnoxious new posters who have never read a Bible in their lives having the nerve to claim that "we don't follow the Bible".

                              Next: The woman who had 15 abortions on purpose in service of Satan.

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • #1230
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                The woman who had 15 abortions on purpose in service of Satan.
                                The woman who had 15 abortions on purpose in service of Satan who claimed an imaginary mental illness called "addiction" made her do it.


                                Obama living to be 120 years old.
                                Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                                GOD HATES FAGS
                                Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                                DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                                 WHITE AND PROUD

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