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  • #1231
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
    Obama living to be 120 years old.
    Obama being elected as the next false god of the mudslimes.


    NEXT: Jap donuts filled with curry paste instead of jelly!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #1232
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Obama being elected as the next false god of the mudslimes.


      NEXT: Jap donuts filled with curry paste instead of jelly!
      Jap donuts filled with curry-flavor tooth paste instead of jelly! <<Barf>>

      Next : Jelly flavored tooth-paste
      Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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      • #1233
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
        Jap donuts filled with curry-flavor tooth paste instead of jelly! <<Barf>>

        Next : Jelly flavored tooth-paste
        Mint jelly flavored condoms for those who wish to pervert the horrible act of procreation.
        Next: Witches on brooms
        Luke 5:31
        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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        • #1234
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
          Next: Witches on brooms
          Witches on brooms equipped with nucular weapons!


          Next: A one-armed ninja.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #1235
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Next: A one-armed ninja.
            A one armed Ninja who wipes his caboose like an Arab and makes Sushi for the Wal-Mart deli.

            Next: Eating that Sushi!
            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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            • #1236
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Eating that sushi a week after it was prepared...

              Next: Having to live off Oriental food for the rest of your life.

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              • #1237
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                Next: Having to live off Oriental food for the rest of your life.
                Being raped by Oriental food for the rest of your life.


                Next: Goat cheese.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #1238
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Goats who Jesus will damn while saving His faithful sheep.

                  Next: Welfare

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                  • #1239
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    Next: Welfare
                    Negros on welfare support.
                    Christians are sinless.


                    Romans 5:14
                    Death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned.

                    1 John 3:6
                    Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not.

                    1 John 3:9
                    Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

                    1 John 5:18
                    We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not.

                    3 John 11
                    He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

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                    • #1240
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Condescending View Post
                      Negros on welfare support.
                      Excuse me fo da intoruption here, but dat just what I be sayin. Now some white folk look at dat an says dat it racist. It's not! Its from God's word!


                      ...This we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat - 2 Thessalonians 3:10.

                      Why are der so many racist cracka's out der dat want us all on welfare? Are dey trin' to deny us Heaven? Whys do dey want us all to enrath God?

                      Thank ya brotha Condescending for preachin da truth!
                      Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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                      • #1241
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Umm, ok guys. No need to get all uppity and derail a thread!

                        Next : Women on welfare who cannot stop having babies at the tax-payers expense.
                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                        • #1242
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                          Next : Women on welfare who cannot stop having babies at the tax-payers expense.
                          Illegal alien women on welfare who cannot stop having babies at the tax-payers expense.


                          Next: Demon possessed brats at the Red Lobster for Sunday lunch.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #1243
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Illegal alien women on welfare who cannot stop having babies at the tax-payers expense.


                            Next: Demon possessed brats at the Red Lobster for Sunday lunch.
                            Being thrown in jail for the so-called "crime" of physically striking said demon-possessed brat.

                            Next: Amusement Parks which have Halloween themes for October (Six Flags Fright Fest, Knott's Scary Farm Halloween Haunt, etc).

                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                            • #1244
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              Next: Amusement Parks which have Halloween themes for October (Six Flags Fright Fest, Knott's Scary Farm Halloween Haunt, etc).
                              Accidentally finding yourself booked on a "Gay Halloween Cruise" with a non-refundable ticket!


                              Next: Trapped in a Chinee prison!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #1245
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Accidentally finding yourself booked on a "Gay Halloween Cruise" with a non-refundable ticket!


                                Next: Trapped in a Chinee prison!
                                ... and having to share a small, dark cell with a chink she-male!!

                                Next : Increasing illiteracy levels!
                                Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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