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  • Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
    Next: Dingos.
    Dingos who ate your baby!


    Next: Deep fried Snickers bars.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: The "make it worse" game

      Deep fried Snickers bars sold at the Sydney gay mardigras .

      Next: Dame Edna Everage.
      Joshua 24:15
      And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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      • Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
        Next: Dame Edna Everage.
        A turkey flavored beverage.


        Next: A mouthy servant and an over cooked steak.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Re: The "make it worse" game

          An undercooked steak that makes you sick.

          Next: Mexican's evil "Day of the Dead"

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          • Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            Next: Mexican's evil "Day of the Dead"
            Mexicans rise from the dead

            Being trapped at a Celine Dion concert

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            • Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
              Being trapped at a Celine Dion concert
              Being arrested with a Celine Dion impersonator in Thailand! Ask Rev. Jim about that one!


              Next: Running out of charcoal in the middle of a BBQ.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                Running out of meat in the middle of a BBQ!

                Next: children making fun of bald men

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                • Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  Running out of meat in the middle of a BBQ!

                  Next: children making fun of bald men
                  Your she-bears being put down because they obeyed God's Word and tare 42 children who made fun of bald men.

                  Next: A freezer full of bear meat, and you don't like it.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Your she-bears being put down because they obeyed God's Word and tare 42 children who made fun of bald men.

                    Next: A freezer full of bear meat, and you don't like it.
                    The freezer then bites me...

                    Next: You're trapped on a 10 ft by 10 ft island with no weapons and there's a vicious bear who wants to "hug you"

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                    • Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post

                      Next: You're trapped on a 10 ft by 10 ft island with no weapons and there's a vicious bear who wants to "hug you"
                      Teach it to dance?


                      Next: Witless mouthy unsaved females going yappity yap without grasping even the simplest concepts presented in the KJV Bible.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Next: Witless mouthy unsaved females going yappity yap without grasping even the simplest concepts presented in the KJV Bible.
                        And the judge won't grant you a divorce.

                        Learning that your great grandpappy was a French Catlick.

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                        • Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Teach it to dance?


                          Next: Witless mouthy unsaved females going yappity yap without grasping even the simplest concepts presented in the KJV Bible.
                          Clueless yappity yap mouth unsaved female found dead, mauled to death by a large wild animal in someone's basement.

                          NEXT: Trying to remove a dead body of a false Christian female a basement while not injuring a prized pet bear.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                          Hot Must ReadThreads!


                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Clueless yappity yap mouth unsaved female found dead, mauled to death by a large wild animal in someone's basement.

                            NEXT: Trying to remove a dead body of a false Christian female a basement while not injuring a prized pet bear.
                            Being, er, "assaulted" by a "bear" in the truck stop basement while other "bears" look on, laughing!

                            Next: Cursed Halloween candy possessed by demons!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              Next: Cursed Halloween candy possessed by demons!
                              Stingy joos hoarding their cursed Halloween candy and handing it out to unsuspecting Christian children at Christmas!


                              Next: Servants who continually waste precious fluids by not swallowing.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Stingy joos hoarding their cursed Halloween candy and handing it out to unsuspecting Christian children at Christmas!


                                Next: Servants who continually waste precious fluids by not swallowing.
                                uhm. ... What he said!

                                Next: Having to pay the household staff more than $6.50 per hour.
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                                I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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