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  • #1321
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
    Next: Having to pay the household staff more than $6.50 per hour.
    Having to pay the household staff anything at all.

    Next: Being beaten by a negro at horseshoes

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    • #1322
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
      Having to pay the household staff anything at all.

      Next: Being beaten by a negro at horseshoes
      Being beaten by a team of negroes at hockey.


      T-mobile being down all day.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • #1323
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        T-mobile being down all day.
        Global warming kills "through the air" service.

        Next: Landlines and snail mail
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        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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        • #1324
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
          Next: Landlines and snail mail
          Escargot with sand in it.


          Next: Gay Monopoly.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #1325
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Next: Gay Monopoly.
            Having to view homer porn instead of paying rent


            Next:Being stuck on a buss loaded with heathens

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            • #1326
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
              Having to view homer porn instead of paying rent


              Next:Being stuck on a buss loaded with heathens
              being stuck on a bus loaded with heathens and piercegraham is driving.


              Next: Catching the swine flu.

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              • #1327
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                being stuck on a bus loaded with heathens and piercegraham is driving.


                Next: Catching the swine flu.
                Catching the Swine flu in a night of hot drunken sex with what you thought was a girl.

                Next: Muslim extremists bombing the Taj Mahal
                Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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                • #1328
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
                  Catching the Swine flu in a night of hot drunken sex with what you thought was a girl.

                  Next: Muslim extremists bombing the Taj Mahal
                  Why would we care about that?

                  Muslim extremists bombing something important, like Bethlehem!

                  Next: Muslims taking over the US Presidency.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #1329
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

                    Next: Muslims taking over the US Presidency.
                    Sarah Palin wins the Presidency in 2012 and reveals she was a Muslim all along!

                    Next: Quebec becomes a US state.

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                    • #1330
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                      Next: Quebec becomes a US state.
                      The stench of garlic and cheese spreads and contaminates America!


                      Next: Obama legalizes nudity.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #1331
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        The stench of garlic and cheese spreads and contaminates America!


                        Next: Obama legalizes nudity.
                        Obama demonstrates nudity from the Oval Office!

                        Next: PelosiCare!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #1332
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          The stench of garlic and cheese spreads and contaminates America!


                          Next: Obama legalizes nudity.
                          Larry King starts doing nude interviews, and you can't find the remote!

                          Hordes of termites infest your guesthouse.

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                          • #1333
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                            Hordes of termites infest your guesthouse.
                            Your 14 year old Indonesian houseboy starts catching them to use as condiments.


                            Next: Negroes move into your neighborhood.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #1334
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Your 14 year old Indonesian houseboy starts catching them to use as condiments.


                              Next: Negroes move into your neighborhood.
                              A negro moves into your 13 year old daughter's bedroom and you don't find out until 3 months later when she tells you she's knocked up.

                              Next: Your dog digs up a dead body in your backyard.

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                              • #1335
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                                A negro moves into your 13 year old daughter's bedroom and you don't find out until 3 months later when she tells you she's knocked up.

                                Next: Your dog digs up a dead body in your backyard.
                                Its not an athiest

                                Christianity is made illegal.
                                Apples Not all of us are evil.

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