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  • #1381
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
    Next: Mormon missionaries
    Mormon missionaries in Freehold!


    Next: The first queer quarterback in the NFL.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #1382
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      The first queer general in the US army! :O

      Next: Polygamy

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      • #1383
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        The first queer general in the US army! :O

        Next: Polygamy
        Monogamy

        Coal electric plants.
        Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
        For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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        • #1384
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
          Monogamy

          Coal electric plants.
          "Eco-friendly" wind and solar plants that output only 1% of the energy of coal plants.

          Next: 19th century British literature.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • #1385
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Next: 19th century British literature.
            __________________

            Making me actually read it ,how boring can that be?



            Next: Hybrid electric cars

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            • #1386
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
              Making me actually read it ,how boring can that be?



              Next: Hybrid electric cars
              Hybrid electric cars drag racing!

              Next: Tofu
              GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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              • #1387
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Tofu ....thats what you are eating for the rest of the week MISTER



                next: meat is made illegal by PETA

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                • #1388
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Animals are made illegal by PETA, so that way nobody can hurt them...

                  Next: Medical science

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                  • #1389
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    Next: Medical science
                    Medical scientology

                    Next: hemmorhoids

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                    • #1390
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Hemorrhoids in your secret parts:

                      the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts. -- 1 Samuel 5:6-7

                      Being struck with hemorrhoids and not building a golden hemorrhoid as an offering to God:

                      What shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him? They answered, Five golden emerods, and five golden mice ... Wherefore ye shall make images of your emerods, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods. -- 1 Samuel 6:4-5

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                      • #1391
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        Being struck with hemorrhoids and not building a golden hemorrhoid as an offering to God:

                        What shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him? They answered, Five golden emerods, and five golden mice ... Wherefore ye shall make images of your emerods, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods. -- 1 Samuel 6:4-5
                        Being struck with hemorrhoids and building a golden calf to honor false gods! (Exodus 32)


                        Next: An infestation of whistlepigs on your estate.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #1392
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post


                          Next: An infestation of whistlepigs on your estate.
                          Not having the dynamite to blow them to hell.
                          (My father actually blew up the garden this way. True story)

                          Next: The Jonas Brothers
                          Luke 5:31
                          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                          • #1393
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                            Next: The Jonas Brothers
                            Having no idea who they are, I'll have to say the Judas Brothers.

                            Next: RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) like Abraham Lincoln.
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • #1394
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              Having no idea who they are, I'll have to say the Judas Brothers.

                              Next: RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) like Abraham Lincoln.
                              Albinos! Creepy little vatican assasin bastards.

                              Next: Pat Sajak and Alex Trebeck announce their engagement

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                              • #1395
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                                Next: Pat Sajak and Alex Trebeck announce their engagement
                                And Rosie O'Donnel is the "pastor."


                                Next: Getting toe-tapped in a public restroom stall....and you recognize the custom made lime green patent leather shoes doing the tapping!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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