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  • Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
    Next: A united Jooish/mooslim lobby group succeeds in having bacon outlawed in America!
    True Christians® success in having "makin' bacon" (if you know what I mean) outlawed in America, the world, and SPACE!

    Next: Kirk/Spock slash fiction that doesn't explore our emotional connection. ROFL!
    Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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    • Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
      True Christians® success in having "makin' bacon" (if you know what I mean) outlawed in America, the world, and SPACE!

      Next: Kirk/Spock slash fiction that doesn't explore our emotional connection. ROFL!
      Star Trek slash fiction with a threesome between Kirk, Spock and Bones.

      Next: Captian Gateway slash fiction, as if there is anything sensual about gravel voiced, fem-Nazi fictional, starship captain.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

      Hot Must ReadThreads!


      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • Re: The "make it worse" game

        Captain Gateway slash fiction being made into a daytime telemovie.

        Next: Walmart and Netflix joining forces to take over the world
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • Re: The "make it worse" game

          Wal*mart and Netflix joining forces to take over the world, forcing you to buy everything, AND upping the prices. I'm poor enough! lol

          The Christian Devil
          1 Timothy 2:11-15
          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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          • Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Nolita View Post
            The Christian Devil
            The atheist devil.


            Next: Blueberry pie without vanilla ice cream.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              The atheist devil.


              Next: Blueberry pie without vanilla ice cream.
              Deep fried chicken breasts without bacon, cheese, hot sauce, mayonnaise and ranch.

              World of Warcraft players.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                Oblivion players.

                Next: Nick Clegg the UK Liebral-Demoncrat Leader.
                Joshua 24:15
                And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                • Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Nolita View Post
                  Wal*mart and Netflix joining forces to take over the world, forcing you to buy everything, AND upping the prices. I'm poor enough! lol
                  THANK you!! that's exactly what I keep telling people. Walmart and Netflix plan to eventually drive everyone else out until they're unopposed, then up their prices to more than triple what they are now. It'll happen!!

                  I hope this isn't being monitored by their 'people' right now...

                  Nick Clegg the UK Liberal-Democrat Leader losing to some redneck republican type.

                  Next:
                  Looking forward to a meal of fish heads.
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                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Next:
                    Looking forward to a meal of fish heads.
                    Witches that skip three posts breaking the game rules.

                    Next: Raptor Jesus.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      Next: Raptor Jesus.
                      Er.... T-Rex Jesus?

                      Being in an arranged marriage with an Oompa Loompa.
                      1 Timothy 2:11-15
                      Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                      • Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Being in an arranged marriage with Willy Wonka!

                        Next: Brigham Young.
                        Joshua 24:15
                        And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                        • Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                          Next: Brigham Young.
                          No clue who that is... um, Brigham Young and Obama getting it on in your bed.

                          Next: Jehova's Witnesses knocking on your door ever five minutes.
                          1 Timothy 2:11-15
                          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                          • Re: The "make it worse" game

                            My Grandmother inviting them in for a cup of tea and a debate on theology. = This actually happened!

                            Next: 'Yoga for Dummies' and other 'for Dummies' books that promote the occult.
                            Joshua 24:15
                            And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                            • Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Dummies books about DIY triple bypass!

                              Next: Wal-Mart return policy.
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                Next: Wal-Mart return policy.
                                God's return policies: NONE!



                                Next: My Indonesian houseboy has a toothache and hemorrhoids!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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