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  • #1426
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Toothache and hemorrhoids combined with a nice bout of stomach flu.

    Next: Sarah Palin being poster-child for 'Moms displaying their stretchmarks and c-section marks proudly in bikinis' day.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • #1427
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Toothache and hemorrhoids combined with a nice bout of stomach flu.

      Next: Sarah Palin being poster-child for 'Moms displaying their stretchmarks and c-section marks proudly in bikinis' day.
      Sarah Palin and Michelle Obama being poster-children for 'Moms displaying their stretchmarks and c-section marks proudly in bikinis' day

      Next: Seeing gay men kiss in public
      John 20:29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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      • #1428
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Seeing people (gay or straight) grope in public. I mean I'm as liberal minded as the next sane person but come on, people, no one wants to see that.

        Next: The resurrection of the presidency of GWB...!
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • #1429
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Seeing people (gay or straight) grope in public. I mean I'm as liberal minded as the next sane person but come on, people, no one wants to see that.

          Next: The resurrection of the presidency of GWB...!
          A second term for Obammy.

          Next: This board being taken over by heathens.
          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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          • #1430
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Everyone one on this forum becoming a clone of Rachael Van Helspawn!

            Next:
            Being trapped in Kings Cross, the Red-light district of Sydney, Australia - with no one to help carry your luggage.
            Joshua 24:15
            And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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            • #1431
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Being trapped in Kings Cross, the Red-light district of Sydney, Australia - with no one to help carry your luggage, then getting mugged.

              *Question, what might a TC be doing in a 'redlight' district with luggage to stay no less??
              Next - still being jetlagged after five damn days.
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              • #1432
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post


                Next - still being jetlagged after five damn days.
                Next- snow bound in the airport terminal for 5 days with jet lag, and having the bar run out of beer and chicken wings.

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                • #1433
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Next- snow bound in the airport terminal for 5 days with jet lag, and having the bar run out of beer and chicken wings.
                  ...then having to sit in close proximity to the fat man who's single-handedly responsible AND three of the four stalls in the restroom are out of order.

                  Next: Elena Kagan picked for Supreme Court
                  sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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                  • #1434
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Paul Jeffery View Post
                    Next: Elena Kagan picked for Supreme Court
                    Satan himself being assigned to the Supreme Court.


                    Next: A lazy 14 year old Indonesian houseboy who doesn't put his back into it when polishing your shoes.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #1435
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Zeke having an indonesian houseboy in the first place!

                      Next: being housebound due to severe jetlag.
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                      • #1436
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        Next: being housebound due to severe jetlag.
                        Having to fly commercial. I don't.


                        Next: A coven of witches hibernating in a cave full of spiders.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #1437
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Having to fly commercial. I don't.


                          Next: A coven of witches hibernating in a cave full of spiders.
                          A coven of witches hibernating in a cave full of spiders and snakes! Ickkkk


                          Next: Being discovering your best friend wants to kill you because God told him to.... Or so he says. *shifty eyes*
                          1 Timothy 2:11-15
                          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                          • #1438
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Nolita View Post
                            Next: Being discovering your best friend wants to kill you because God told him to.... Or so he says. *shifty eyes*
                            Being killed by this same friend, and being told by Jesus that He did in fact order your death.



                            Next: Gossping women in the congregation stirring up trouble between a certain happily engaged couple.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #1439
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                              Next: Gossping women in the congregation stirring up trouble between a certain happily engaged couple.
                              Gossiping women in the congregation stirring up trouble between a certain happily engaged couple, then refusing to talk about what they think they know when called to the Ladies of Landover offices for a disciplinary meeting.

                              Next: Republicans In Name Only like John McCain refusing to step aside for TRUE conservatives.
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                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                              • #1440
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                Gossiping women in the congregation stirring up trouble between a certain happily engaged couple, then refusing to talk about what they think they know when called to the Ladies of Landover offices for a disciplinary meeting.

                                Next: Republicans In Name Only like John McCain refusing to step aside for TRUE conservatives.
                                RINO's like Crist who go independent just to deny a REAL Americans like Rubio his well earned victory in the Florida senate race.

                                NEXT: The government-scientific-industrial global warming conspiracy.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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