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  • #1456
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Petal View Post

    next: a big fat cockroach crawlin up your legs
    A PAPIST crawling up your legs!

    Next: Canuckistanis infiltrating America to play ice hockey.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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    • #1457
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      A PAPIST crawling up your legs!

      Next: Canuckistanis infiltrating America to play ice hockey.
      Russians infiltrating America to play ice hockey.

      Next: A dog that won't hunt.
      Drama queen

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      • #1458
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
        Next: A dog that won't hunt.
        A preacher who won't preach God's Word! I'm looking at YOU Billy Graham!


        Next: A plate of fried French snails for dinner.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #1459
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Next: A plate of fried French snails for dinner.
          Getting half way through a dimly lit candlelight dinner before realising your entree is a plate of fried French snails.

          NEXT: Women with short spiky haircuts.
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • #1460
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
            Women with short spiky haircuts.
            even worse

            ...down there

            Next: President Bush coming back for 4 more years...oh wait! There's nothing worse. How about Next: hypocrtical christians

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            • #1461
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by godizluv View Post
              even worse

              ...down there

              Next: President Bush coming back for 4 more years...oh wait! There's nothing worse. How about Next: hypocrtical christians
              How about a godless atheist homosexual.

              Next: an AWOL French soldier masturbating while trying to rationalize his desertion.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • #1462
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                How about a godless atheist homosexual.

                Next: an AWOL French soldier masturbating while trying to rationalize his desertion.
                an AWOL French soldier masturbating whilst thinking about another man's tallywacker while trying to rationalize his desertion

                Next: The rise in power of the East, especially the jooish nations.
                Lev.18:22
                Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                • #1463
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Next: The rise in power of the East, especially the jooish nations.

                  The rise in power of the European Union under the Anti-Christ (who is a Joo) !

                  Next: An Australian Prime Minister who forces all Aussie men to wear speedos.
                  Joshua 24:15
                  And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                  • #1464
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Christians worst thing in the world intolerant bunch of hypocritical retards that know next to nothing about their own religion

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                    • #1465
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by darkflame View Post
                      Christians worst thing in the world intolerant bunch of hypocritical retards that know next to nothing about their own religion
                      You are ruining the game with your poor sportsmanship. Brother Bryan said:

                      Next: An Australian Prime Minister who forces all Aussie men to wear speedos.
                      Please make it worse, dear.
                      True Christians are Perfect!

                      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                      • #1466
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                        Please make it worse, dear.
                        I doubt he will. You know how these atheisn't sodomites are. Poor sports, every single one of them!

                        I'll do it myself. From Mr. Tamariki...
                        Next: An Australien president who forces all Australien men to wear Speedos.

                        An Australien president who then forces those Australien men to be sodomized by abos, while filling the Australien congress and senate with women!

                        Next: A bulldyke who looks like Justin Bieber whispering in the ear of a young lady.
                        Posted via Prayer

                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                        Blogging for CHRIST!
                        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • #1467
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          Using the metric system to count the miles as your as being taken against your will to Communist Canada

                          The Quran
                          You don't have miles in the metric system retard. And Canada isn't communist.
                          If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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                          • #1468
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Next: A bulldyke who looks like Justin Bieber whispering in the ear of a young lady.
                            A pervert that calls itself 'Justine', who is actually Justin Bieber after a sex change , whispering in the ear of a young True Christian ™ lady.

                            Next: The lies told by Liebrals in attempt to get Our Loyal Troops out of Afghanistan.
                            Joshua 24:15
                            And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                            • #1469
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post

                              Next: The lies told by Liebrals in attempt to get Our Loyal Troops out of Afghanistan.
                              Worse: A secular government that bounds and shackles the true Theocracy of Christianity; which was so rudely stifled from its established (Dark Age)position as the ultimate justification for judicial law applied to a society!
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                              • #1470
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by CyberYahweh View Post
                                Worse: A secular government that bounds and shackles the true Theocracy of Christianity; which was so rudely stifled from its established (Dark Age)position as the ultimate justification for judicial law applied to a society!
                                A True Christian™ government that bounds and shackles the true Theocracy of Christianity; which was so rudely stifled from its established (Dark Age)position as the ultimate justification for judicial law applied to a society!

                                Next: Glenn Beck is now a Republican religious leader.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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