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  • Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    A True Christian™ government that bounds and shackles the true Theocracy of Christianity; which was so rudely stifled from its established (Dark Age)position as the ultimate justification for judicial law applied to a society!

    Next: Glenn Beck is now a Republican religious leader.
    In his new position as Republican religious leader, he enacts laws making us all wear magic underwear and makes us all give up eating meat and owning pets.

    Next: Sarah Palin joins the Demoncrats.
    Drama queen

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    • Re: The "make it worse" game

      Sarah Palin. A woman so refined, educated, and accredited would be a fatal blow, if she were to convert to liberalism. I fear and rebuke that day.

      WORST: The liberals take control of sex-education, and do away with the flawless abstinence system; forcing mandatory student:teacher applied-fornication classes on children - as they plan to do, feverishly and lasciviously.
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      • Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by CyberYahweh View Post
        Sarah Palin. A woman so refined, educated, and accredited would be a fatal blow, if she were to convert to liberalism. I fear and rebuke that day.
        I refudiate the entire idea of a liberal Palin!

        WORST:
        The liberals take control of sex-education, and do away with the flawless abstinence system; forcing mandatory student:teacher applied-fornication classes on children - as they plan to do, feverishly and lasciviously.
        Even worse: They include "homosexual affirmation" as part of the curriculum . . . including bringing in homosexuals to try to give them the AIDS through forced sodomy!

        Next: Glenn Beck is found to be a homosexual sodomite who does unspeakable things with his magical Mormon underwear.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Next: Glenn Beck is found to be a homosexual sodomite who does unspeakable things with his magical Mormon underwear.
          Glenn Beck is found to be a homosexual sodomite who does unspeakable things with his magical Mormon underwear on Youtube, soundtrack by Justin Bieber.

          Next: Twilight (books or movies, take your pick).

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          • Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Next: Twilight (books or movies, take your pick).
            Damn, you almost had me stumped, but I've got one... the bible!

            Next: No hope for a Xena reunion movie.

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            • Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Callisto View Post
              Damn, you almost had me stumped, but I've got one... the bible!

              Next: No hope for a Xena reunion movie.
              Worse: Xena meets Buffy in a lesbian lovefest . . . and Edward doesn't even show his sparkly self.



              Next: A crazy Muslim, upset over the upcoming Koran-burning event in Gainesville, Florida, damages a Bible in retaliation!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                Xena, Buffy, and Edward need to practice some serious abstinence - whoever they are. All that voracious temptation they have for their greasy, slimy devil parts, they need to direct toward the Lord Jesus. The next time that little-leviathan starts to "quell their oceans," they need remember this graven, passionate image:
                And ask themselves what The Lord would say to their fornications. Jesus didn't die, so they could galavant around, trading their poisonous snake-juices.

                Furthermore, I can only pray that no Bibles are trifled with, during the most holy book-burning.

                A most graven prospect indeed, Rev. Rodimer.


                Worst
                America adopts the Euro and this:

                Becomes:

                I see no difference between this, and DEMANDING homosexuality from our[well, not mine: <3 Abstinence] children. Abominable.
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                • Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Ahem . . . the point of the game is to make the horrible thing stated into something worse.

                  This is the horrible thing.
                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Next: A crazy Muslim, upset over the upcoming Koran-burning event in Gainesville, Florida, damages a Bible in retaliation!
                  Now, your goal is to explain how that situation could be worse.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Ahem . . . the point of the game is to make the horrible thing stated into something worse.

                    This is the horrible thing.
                    Next: A crazy Muslim, upset over the upcoming Koran-burning event in Gainesville, Florida, damages a Bible in retaliation!

                    Now, your goal is to explain how that situation could be worse.
                    And then you make it worse....

                    Said crazy Muslim burns to death while attempting to burn said Bible. Whoops, that's better.

                    Huh, this ones a tough one.....

                    Muslims everywhere start burning Bibles in the start of their Holy war.

                    Next: The WTC Mosque is built and dedicated on 9/11 2012
                    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                    • Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                      Next: The WTC Mosque is built and dedicated on 9/11 2012
                      Worse: The WTC Mosque, dedicated on 9/11/2012, has twin minarets with model airplanes that circle them five times a day to call the towelheads to "prayer".

                      Next: Glenn Beck comes out in support of, or at least not in opposition to, gay marriage. (This one actually happened! )
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Worse: The WTC Mosque, dedicated on 9/11/2012, has twin minarets with model airplanes that circle them five times a day to call the towelheads to "prayer".

                        Next: Glenn Beck comes out in support of, or at least not in opposition to, gay marriage. (This one actually happened! )
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                        Worse, Christians everywhere don't realize that he's a Gay loving, Peta humping, Mormon pervert.

                        Take my worse and make it worse, I'm in a bit of shock about this.
                        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                        • Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                          http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/o..._advocate.html
                          Worse, Christians everywhere don't realize that he's a Gay loving, Peta humping, Mormon pervert.

                          Take my worse and make it worse, I'm in a bit of shock about this.
                          Worse: Glenn Beck is lying about being not opposed to gay marriage, but uses it to gain support and massive donations from the wealthy homosexual class as he works to establish his Mormon theocracy and outlaw Christianity.


                          I don't know that anything could be worse than that! So, let's try a new one:

                          That guy obsessed with the Raelians (alien lizard-people) turns out to be right.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Re: The "make it worse" game

                            That guy obsessed with the Raelians (alien lizard-people) turns out to be right.
                            The Raelian 'Jesus' returns to rule the world and he looks like Jar Jar Binks!

                            Next: Tiger Woods as a role-model for young Nigra men.
                            Joshua 24:15
                            And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                            • Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                              Next: Tiger Woods as a role-model for young Nigra men.
                              Tiger Woods becomes a role model for young Nigra men and 20,000 of them die of aids the first week.

                              Hmmmm, maybe that isn't really "worse" but a blessing in disguise.

                              NEXT: Australia calls a re-election and the Greens get in by a majority.
                              2 Chronicles 7:14
                              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                                NEXT: Australia calls a re-election and the Greens get in by a majority.
                                In the US elections, the Mormon Tea Party gets in by a majority, thanks to Glenn Beck and the bewitched Sarah Palin!

                                Early Mormon settlers, who abstained from regular tea and coffee, drank the beverage made from this plant . . . Although not as potent as the commercial relatives in China and India, the southwestern species contains enough ephedrine-related alkaloid ingredients to make it functional [as a stimulant].

                                Other white settlers used a very strong tea of the plant for the treatment of syphilis and other venereal disease, and as a tonic. It was standard fare in the waiting rooms of whorehouses in early Nevada and California. It was said to have been introduced by a Jack Mormon who frequented Katie’s Place in Elko, Nevada during the mining rush of the last century.
                                Next: Under Obama, Mormon Tea becomes standard fare in school cafeterias.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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