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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2716
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    The person under me wonders why children come here to insult us for following Jesus instead of going to their Mommy's church to tell people they know how stupid they are . . .
    False. I know why. It's because they are cowards

    TPBM likes to push the boundaries.
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #2717
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
      TPBM likes to push the boundaries.
      False, I think. Is 'push the boundaries' some kind of code for gay hiomosexual activities?

      TPBM isn't gay but wouldn't see a fella stuck.

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      • Roberta
        Anti La Leche League Organizer
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 1817

        #2718
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        I guess it's false because I have no idea what it means.

        TPBM has been sending me secret messages.
        Come climb my mountains.

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #2719
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          True. But now they are no longer secret.

          The person below me has something to hide.
          Posted via Mobile Device
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • shy Rita
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Mar 2012
            • 250

            #2720
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
            True. But now they are no longer secret.

            The person below me has something to hide.
            Posted via Mobile Device
            True. I'm a 19 year old girl- having something to hide is part of the job description.

            The person below me wonders what it is I'm hiding.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #2721
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
              True. I'm a 19 year old girl- having something to hide is part of the job description.

              The person below me wonders what it is I'm hiding.
              No. Heavens, I can't even imagine why I would care.

              The person below me fells they can appear to be reasonable excited Mitt Romney is going to reset the old echo sketch and become the Republican Presidential nominee.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #2722
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                No. Heavens, I can't even imagine why I would care.

                The person below me fells they can appear to be reasonable excited Mitt Romney is going to reset the old echo sketch and become the Republican Presidential nominee.
                False. I can't get excited about a Mormon any more than I can get excited about a Papist, unless the reason for excitement has to do with a hangman's noose or a bucket of fist-sized stones.

                TPUM is praying for a brokered convention and a Christian candidate, perhaps Alan West or Ezekiel Flint.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #2723
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  False. I can't get excited about a Mormon any more than I can get excited about a Papist, unless the reason for excitement has to do with a hangman's noose or a bucket of fist-sized stones.

                  TPUM is praying for a brokered convention and a Christian candidate, perhaps Alan West or Ezekiel Flint.
                  True, or Sarah Palin, even though I think I support Mitty Romeny and can feel some vague sense of excitement about him as president. He's just like Bush, right?

                  The person below me wants a Stand Your Ground law like Florida's in their state so they can protect themselves from viscous, sugar high crazed teenage thugs wandering the streets.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • shy Rita
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 250

                    #2724
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    True, or Sarah Palin, even though I think I support Mitty Romeny and can feel some vague sense of excitement about him as president. He's just like Bush, right?

                    The person below me wants a Stand Your Ground law like Florida's in their state so they can protect themselves from viscous, sugar high crazed teenage thugs wandering the streets.
                    False. There is too much murky ground in that law.

                    The person below me knows how to obtain a writ of Habeas Corpus.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #2725
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by shy Rita View Post

                      The person below me knows how to obtain a writ of Habeas Corpus.
                      True, and I've got one rotting in my basement.


                      ...The person below me has a need for a rotting hippie corpse.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Brother Enoch
                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 4392

                        #2726
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        below me has a need for a rotting hippie corpse.
                        False. But if someone else does have a need for such a thing I've got one in the ditch in front of my summer cottage I'll sell for cheap.

                        The person under me once voted demoncrat.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #2727
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                          False. But if someone else does have a need for such a thing I've got one in the ditch in front of my summer cottage I'll sell for cheap.

                          The person under me once voted demoncrat.
                          False. I was born into a Christian family. The only sins I have ever committed were while asleep, and that was before I was old enough to understand the miracle of Jesus' temporary sacrifice and the unconditional love He offers to those who devote their entire existence to worshiping Him.

                          The person under me is a hippie faggot false Christian liar and a false prophet.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • shy Rita
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 250

                            #2728
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            False. I was born into a Christian family. The only sins I have ever committed were while asleep, and that was before I was old enough to understand the miracle of Jesus' temporary sacrifice and the unconditional love He offers to those who devote their entire existence to worshiping Him.

                            The person under me is a hippie faggot false Christian liar and a false prophet.
                            False.

                            The person under me has visited a Pentecostal church.

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #2729
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                              False.

                              The person under me has visited a Pentecostal church.
                              False. The very thought gives me the heebie jeebies. Filthy snake fondlers!

                              The person under me enjoys peeling bananas a bit too much.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #2730
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                False. The very thought gives me the heebie jeebies. Filthy snake fondlers!

                                The person under me enjoys peeling bananas a bit too much.
                                False, We have talked about this before Redeemed.

                                The Person under me wants to see hoodies banned from their community NOW before another child dies.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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